ULPT Request: I'm looking for unethical ways to relieve boredom.
Posted by cogmanroad@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 102 comments
I feel like I've already done all the typical things to relieve boredom, like cleaning, watching TV, and reading. What are some more 'unconventional' activities I could try, just for fun? I'm looking for something a little outside the norm, but nothing too harmful or extreme.
HaldenNic@reddit
Unethical way? Learn a simple park con like three card Monte and go mess with tourists. You might make a couple bucks at it. I do it in the French quarter and make pretty decent money. Nothing to live off but it is a little extra change on my days off from the other job
hishuithelurker@reddit
Set up a private email account that you can use to troll harmful organizations, getting them to meet you or waste time on you that they could have spent actively harming others.
My favorites for this are the pro birth groups and scientology, drop words that they're used to seeing in easy marks and they'll spend days on you.
Ibuprofen600mg@reddit
Get scammers to call you (easy), spend a long time talking to them about how much money you recently inherited etc really lead them on for hours. Then pretend to have a heart attack and never pick up again
Adventurous_Ad_3889@reddit
Anytime I get one of those scammer texts like “hi, are we still on for golf tomorrow?” I just fire up ChatGPT and build a quick persona with a full backstory of details to pull from. Then it’s off to the races.
I also keep a random cadence with my replies, giving a benign reason for my late response. “Sorry, I was at the ice cream shop with the grandkids, and we bought ice cream for the table behind us, too!” Keeps them on the hook and makes them think you’re generous/trusting and have money to burn.
So far the longest I’ve been able to reel on one of these idiots is about 4-5 days. My goal is 7 days.
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
I send photos of prolapsed anuses. To each their own.
No-Bat3062@reddit
MMMMMM be wary of that......... they can record you saying certain phrases and then use your voice saying "yes" or "no" to automated systems for example.
OGmoron@reddit
I always talk to scammers using my best Truman Capote impression
ColdBloodBlazing@reddit
Matt Foley is my favorite
Apprehensive-Lab5725@reddit
Lol this one is cute
Ibuprofen600mg@reddit
Love when they ask my address and I give the local comedy club and they are like r you sure and I’m like yeah cuz the joke is on you
lurkingpandaescaped@reddit
Drugs
vulgarvinyasa2@reddit
Hallucinogens!
parasiticporkroast@reddit
Second this.
3.5 g of mushrooms around a bonfire.
OGmoron@reddit
I take 2.5g and just head out on a long walk, stopping to take pics and videos with my phone along the way. Usually walk 7-10 miles around town. Always think I captured incredibly beautiful and insightful stuff, then when I go to show my wife the next day I'm like, "oh, well, this Ford Explorer hub cap must have really spoken to me..."
parasiticporkroast@reddit
Omfg I'm dying. Yes I've taken photos of rocks at the park or something that later on really doesn't seem to have any "artistic" value and it crack me tf up!!
I've taken a picture of dirt 😄 🤣 😂
OGmoron@reddit
I filmed what I thought was a Hitchcock-esque swarm of ravens circling overhead that I definitely heard cawing in unison like they were talking to me. Upon playing the video back a few days later it was maybe 20 birds and they made the same noises ravens always do in a group.
VacatedSum@reddit
Man I'm kinda in the mood.
BBorNot@reddit
Came here to say this. Steer clear of alcohol, benzos, and opiates unless you want a big problem though!
BadFez@reddit
Surprised this isn’t higher
Key-Candle8141@reddit
I see what you did there... 😉
Russianskilledmydog@reddit
Send flowers to your neighbors wife anonymously when he is home.
Sit back and watch.
ColdBloodBlazing@reddit
Make sure the flowers are from "chad at the gym"
parasiticporkroast@reddit
I think this can ruin lives unnecessarily.
I know if someone mailed a thong with a note to my bf I'd be gone. There's no explaining that
Russianskilledmydog@reddit
Remember, this IS unethical life hacks.
parasiticporkroast@reddit
Yeah I'm just giving my opinion.
Go be unethical to people that deserve it
Upstairs_Conflict247@reddit
how is it anonymous? they could ask who paid. Usually you have to create an account.
If you ordered with a burner phone and/or prepaid debit card...
can a burner phone be traced by standard caller ID
Russianskilledmydog@reddit
I was leaving details to the perp. Cash at a chain place, burner phone, et cetera.
Just throwing out the idea.
PhilosophyKingPK@reddit
Just don't go to McDonald's
Russianskilledmydog@reddit
Right!
ZanzaBarBQ@reddit
Go to the florist in person. Pay cash and wear a hoodie with a face mask and a backpack.
Ilike3dogs@reddit
Or to your neighbors husband
Russianskilledmydog@reddit
Nods head approvingly.
AbruptMango@reddit
Guerilla gardening.
OGmoron@reddit
Bulk birdseed is a very cheap source of future plants to spread around
ColdBloodBlazing@reddit
Barbie doll human centipede
CurlSagan@reddit
Make tiny people out of garbage. Write the word "YOU" on their chest. Leave them in various places.
Lxspos13@reddit
Art crimes are fun as hell, i try to keep em pg-13 but sometimes i'll hide a bird with tits on the golf course or something. Life gets real boring, gotta entertain yourself.
parasiticporkroast@reddit
I screenshot this so I can remember to make a paper mache bird with tits to put on public grass
Lxspos13@reddit
Im a big fan of glueing em to trees. Sometimes they have several tits, sometimes they're smoking, sometimes i turn em into a political statement. I'm really into hiding tiny things that will make people smile. (I'm a woman in my 40s, lol)
parasiticporkroast@reddit
I'm 37. I love neutral chaos that hurts no one. I wish people would come up to me and troll me or act stupid.
Being on Impractical jokers would be my dream job lol
Lxspos13@reddit
Can you imagine the shit that we are going to get away with as senior citizens? Super fun!!
parasiticporkroast@reddit
Oh I'm looking forward to it
raddass@reddit
Get a used mini pc, set up Jellyfin on it, get a VPN and create your own personal Netflix by pirating movies and shows
Smooth_Fishing5967@reddit
I can really recommend to check this spreadsheet out if anyone is looking for a good VPN to use. It has a TON of info in it!
AffectionateLow5825@reddit
Shame on you. Go volunteer somewhere so you can appreciate life.
Sepperate@reddit
dumbass its called UNETHICAL life pro tips for a reason
AffectionateLow5825@reddit
Sounds like you’re the dumbass. You just don’t cross certain lines. If you are miserable it is 100% your fault.
Sepperate@reddit
rule 1 dingus, its called unethical life pro tips for a reason. You give unethical tips, not ethical tips. People want to pull off weird shit and plant piss disks here, not volunteer to cut grass. go to r/lifeprotips for that stuff. Not saying volunteering is wrong, but thats not the point of the sub.
Serenity_557@reddit
Volunteer some time working for your local super villain, though, and it's all good!
LowAd3406@reddit
You lost? No one wants to hear your pious bullshit on this sub.
AffectionateLow5825@reddit
Your comment proves that you are the one that is lost. Some lines you just don’t cross. You are afraid of the truth- coward.
aSingleLettuce@reddit
wrong sub but lowkey good way to kill time ig
CompetitionAway8864@reddit
Browsing the dark web
PigletHeavy9419@reddit
I'd say weed but youre probably trying to beat that "boredom"
simplebutstrange@reddit
Try to break your masturbation record
MaloneSeven@reddit
Try to break somebody else’s!
Nuggzulla01@reddit
Cant let a good Coop experience go to waste, friend!
Xsmoothie@reddit
Go for a walk, take sneaky photos of weirdos and addicts.
DeckerXT@reddit
Seek places with old hackable vending machines.
LocalInactivist@reddit
Vandalize public advertising. The best kind of vandalism is the kind where it looks like it may be a real ad. Example: Find a bus stop ad for Visa. Take a photo. Find the same ad online. Remove the “We’re everywhere you want to be.” slogan and replace it with “We own you.” Print the ad full size and replace the one at the bus stop. Make sure you scope out the way the ad is mounted in advance so you can change it fast.
For a health insurance ad, change the tag line from “We care” or whatever to “We hold your life in our hands.”
If you’re feeling adventurous, make up posters for a film that’s a terrible idea but sounds plausible. “Truckin’: The Jerry Garcia Story” starring Jack Black.
“Peanuts: All Grown Up”
“Miley Cyrus returns to the big screen as Traci Lords”
“The Ron Jeremy Story, starring Jack Black”
When posting your work you have two choices: sneaky or obvious. For sneaky, dress in black, wear a mask, and do it at night. For obvious, wear coveralls and do the work during the day. Make up an official-looking laminate badge with a bogus company name. Write up a work order and carry it on a clipboard. If you can obtain a panel van, use that. The idea is to impersonate a working stiff whose job it is to change the ads. You just do the work and don’t concern yourself with what the ads say.
You would be amazed at what you can get away with if you look like you’re not totally happy about doing it.
harbourhunter@reddit
Phone in pickup orders and make appointments for medical services
Virtual_Abies_6552@reddit
I hear there is some new trend with CEOs everyone is talking about.
Important-Bird4326@reddit
Winner
enemawatson@reddit
Huh? I only have a 3D printer and nothing to lose. Give me something more realistic. Maybe gardening?
Time_Sir_8363@reddit
Call drug dealers a fuck with them
brosisincest94@reddit
See if you can fuck 3 people in one day. (Hat trick)
Few-Fix4714@reddit
Review and revise the black list
SnooHedgehogs190@reddit
Grab condoms and put them into unattended basket.
Krunk_korean_kid@reddit
Depends on the weather. What's your area's climate typically like? Is it freez cold now? Or does it stay nice like 60s and above all year?
arrowtron@reddit
Urban exploring. See if you can find your way into abandoned buildings, take pictures and video, post to r/abandonedporn or start a YouTube channel.
Acrobatic-Rope-701@reddit
Peel stickers off people's license plates lol
PekingSandstorm@reddit
Or add onto
Frosty-Diver441@reddit
Start a side gig reselling office supplies you found at your job.
Next-Competition5690@reddit
Help me think of ways to sabotage my former employer - lololololol
SoDoneWithPolitics@reddit
Start breaking into maintenance closets/boiler rooms/stairwells and find a really cool secret hideout, then do any of the things other people listed there.
SoDoneWithPolitics@reddit
Graffiti
SwiftGasses@reddit
Urbex. Exploring abandoned buildings.
Most anti homeless architecture can be removed with an Allen key, going around parks removing the unnecessary armrests that serve only to stop people laying down. You can also scrap the metal for money.
crispyslife@reddit
Fart in elevators.
year_39@reddit
Fart on escalators.
FoxFXMD@reddit
Throw rocks at homeless people
dcidino@reddit
Ethical? Go help someone.
Unethical? Go annoy someone.
Unethical but good? Go bother those that need some bothering. Commit crimes of good.
In fact… know any CEOs?
russellmzauner@reddit
in some towns you can do both - a guy just got cited for feeding homeless people because it's literally against the law in some places
yep, that moment when handing a buck to a hungry person makes you antifa
year_39@reddit
As someone who has worked with anti fascist groups, the biggest impacts I've had in direct action are being a big white dude standing between groups demonstrating and cops looking to start trouble with them, feeding people who can't feed themselves, and running checkpoints to help figure ICE was bringing people.
thelanadelray@reddit
Love this.
digital_analogy@reddit
Get a lockpick set and learn a new skill.
year_39@reddit
This isn't even unethical, tell a local locksmith you saw some reddit posts about how locks work and ask if you could buy some cheap old ones to practice so you can learn for yourself legally.
Come full circle back to unethical when you've learned enough to open their locks and clean the shop out.
Key-Candle8141@reddit
Dont even need pro tools to learn the basics bc its pretty easy to do
russellmzauner@reddit
take up an instrument that you neighbors are sure to hate but that you can't get in trouble for noise ordinance
like harmonica
russellmzauner@reddit
If you have empty jug, jar, fishtank or whatever, collect bugs from the outside and fight them in your arena
No-Bat3062@reddit
You didn't mention DR&GS?
ShotCranberry3245@reddit
Good to a poor area of town, throw change in the street.
hiijackedbrain@reddit
Become a vigilante
MacaroniToad@reddit
See how long you can follow someone without being noticed.
New-IncognitoWindow@reddit
Get drunk
smilingcoinpurse@reddit
vandalism, get some spray paint cans
rock962000@reddit
My go-to as a kid was to set things on fire... That didn't last or end well though.
miscwit72@reddit
Do not do that.
Retired firefighter and paramedic here.
rock962000@reddit
Yeah.... Forgot to mention I personally don't advise it as well!
hackinghippie@reddit
you could always start pranking a random neighbour
Punkeewalla@reddit
Streaking! Bring back an old fan favorite!
xsmp@reddit
On some real shit, go driving around on neighborhood main roads everyone uses to go to work, real slow like back in the day we'd have old guys in old trucks going 15mph around the neighborhood waving at everyone, let's people into traffic ahead of him, missing the light on purpose while looking at the cars behind in the mirror, smiling and waving.
CoolAd3224@reddit
Break rules, have fun!