Reverse leaf blower + an assortment of random ideas I’ve had over the years.

Somebody please validate me haha, I’ve had this idea since I was a kid and people look at me like I have two heads when I try to explain it. Imagine a leaf blower that, when put into reverse, vacuums up leaves. Then they go through a grinder and become mulch. And THEN you blow the leaves back out of the leaf blower to mulch your garden! Other ideas people don’t understand (and I would have no idea how to execute, lol) - A manual merry-go-round that acts as a water pump for remote communities who struggle to manually pump their water. The power of play! - A reverse microwave that instantly freezes or chills food and beverages. - Condoms with funny faces. Imagine a penis with a moustache!