What phrase will make you scream if you hear it again?

Posted by MisterWednesday6@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 655 comments

For me, it has to be "It's Black Friday" when you contact a seller to ask about a long-delayed parcel. I had this offered as an excuse for the non-appearance of a parcel that Royal Mail said would be delivered on Saturday (it wasn't), followed by "the next working day" (it wasn't) and tracking is now stuck on "parcel will be delivered 9/12"...