Coomers gonna coom | TheaterFire

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Smol-Fren-Boi@reddit

Fun fact.

A Croatian BDSM comic writer that made the somewhat well known Sunstone series actually worked on a Harley Quinn comic as he was actively making stuff for Sunstone So yeah no I totally believe this.

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RubiconPizzaDelivery@reddit

I know that dude, been following him passively for years.

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CrestfallenIA@reddit

Please talk to a man or woman

Just wash the pp n get schlonked on it

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PhantomCruze@reddit

Real and straight, everyone starts somewhere

We all have a cycle. The porn gets worse and worse until we're nutting to Eel Soup.

Then the post nut clarity hits so hard we tone it down back like a cold reboot. Then we're getting off to that kissing scene in spiderman where Kristen Dunst is wet in the rain without a bra.

Of course, it's a cycle and we end back up at Roflcopter, so it's safe to say anon is about 20-30% through the cycle

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Sal_Vulcano_Maybe@reddit

What the fuck do you mean by eel soup, and why—WHY—do I want to know so badly even though I know the answer will inevitably be vile in ways I am not equipped to understand?

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Kohtupora609@reddit

Alright it's my own fault for having internet access and free will.

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PhantomCruze@reddit

It's a ridiculous porno of one of those extreme fetishes that's ao niche, it became a meme like the roflcopter porno

As the other commenter said, it can just be googled to save yourself the actual viewing. But it's an extreme example i provided to prove my point without being too literal on actually getting off to it

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Sal_Vulcano_Maybe@reddit

☹️ people who watch this have probably bagged my groceries at some point ☹️ actually if we being real they’ve probably flown a plane I was in ☹️ fuck ☹️

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-Commander-Flamexi@reddit

Someones been watching GSam

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PhantomCruze@reddit

Sshh!!! not so loud

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FaultinReddit@reddit

I mean can't get that perfect Eel Soup flavor without it

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Old_Ad_71@reddit

I think my cycle is broken. Haven't stopped nutting to Widowmaker for four years now. Haven't felt the need to change

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captjackhaddock@reddit

The submarine movie???

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Old_Ad_71@reddit

The purple French lady from that porno masquerading as a videogame

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F-Lambda@reddit

she's Fr*nch?

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Old_Ad_71@reddit

Damn right she is. Fucking hot accent

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Human-Boob@reddit

Yes

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AlexBondra@reddit

This is hilarious coomer logic

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Jorvikson@reddit

We must imagine coomerphus empty.

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

No lies were told

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JuxtaThePozer@reddit

knowledge gained from experience

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dirschau@reddit

Fake, anon goons to Spiderman

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mrpooker@reddit

Beware beware the Spooderman

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ExistentialJew@reddit (OP)

Coomer-Man Coomer-Man cooms wherever a coomer can.

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Chai_Enjoyer@reddit

Blasts a web any size

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feeeedback@reddit

gives new meaning to "GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN"

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grubbyplaya@reddit

Gay, anon goons to Paul

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Mr_Paper@reddit

My cat is crying after reading this

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Rikolai_17@reddit

Based

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ExistentialJew@reddit (OP)

Straight to jail

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bruhmeme999@reddit

Doesn't really mean much since everyone goons to The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

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TildeGunderson@reddit

I yapped to chat, I said, "I got this great edge streak. I wanna call him Goonerman. And he's a twitch streamer", and chat said, "Stan, you fumbled the bag, get back to edging."

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Extreme-Kitchen1637@reddit

Worst, he goons to Paul ntr story

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PolypsychicRadMan@reddit

Web slinger

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ExistentialJew@reddit (OP)

Fake - anon reads Gay - goons to Spider-Man

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CorbinNZ@reddit

One must goon or be gooned, anon

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FuckYouNotHappening@reddit

Having minimal access to porn in the mid/late 90’s was no big deal because of Gen 13, Witchblade, Vampirella, and Serpieri’s Druuna.

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DankElderberries420@reddit

coomics

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ExistentialJew@reddit (OP)

This guy gets it

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PlantKey@reddit

Bust cock out," one for JJ"

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SmaugRancor@reddit

Don't let Anon find out about the Marvel Swimsuit Special.

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ExistentialJew@reddit (OP)

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