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Sparks came in this can because it tasted like battery acid

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Sparks came in this can because it tasted like battery acid

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healywylie@reddit

My guy just turned over inside me, I have to shit foam now, goodbye.
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wkdkngwkr@reddit

Sparks walked so 4Loko could run. But it's really hard to run when you're blacked out and need to puke every few seconds. ** shudder **
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Conscious-Intern8594@reddit

Caffeine and alcohol is a dangerous mixture. The caffeine makes it to where you can drink more alcohol than you normally would thus increasing your chances of alcohol poisoning.
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Biguitarnerd@reddit

I mean that’s what jager bombs were… or I guess still are… haven’t had one since I was in my late 20s. Sparks was just extra nasty though.
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notsureifxml@reddit

i just had one the other day for old times sake. it was glorious
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Biguitarnerd@reddit

I remember in my mid twenties I went into a more upscale bar to see a blues jam that was kind of a big deal. I confidently walked up to the bar and asked for a jager bomb and the bartender just looked at me for a second and said “No” and then just kept looking at me. So I awkwardly asked why, and he said it was a kids drink and I was in an adult bar. Btw there were other people there my age. It was just kind of snooty place. He then poured me a whiskey neat, on the house, and told me it was time for me to grow up. I didn’t really know whether to be irritated or not but I took the free whiskey lol. At 25 I wasn’t super impressed with room temp whiskey but I drank it and watched the jam for a bit and then left and went to my regular bar where I played music and had friends. I do take whiskey neat now sometimes though.
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notsureifxml@reddit

i just happened to already be in line at the liquor store, and the shelf with smaller bottles and nips is perfectly placed to look at while you wait in line. i saw a small bottle of jaeger and went for it lol
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cmgww@reddit

JAGA BOMBS! JAGA BOMBS!!
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wkdkngwkr@reddit

Yep. It's a stupid decision all around. How we didn't die is a miracle of science.
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HereWeGoAgain-247@reddit

Well you had to run, or your heart would explode.  
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ConsumerAnthemist@reddit

This would've been the *perfect* post shower-beer drink when my drinking was in full swing.
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Shanntuckymuffin@reddit

I used to drink one of these while I would get ready to go out. I learned recently that they are 300 calories a can, and I wonder why I was fat in college 😂
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notsureifxml@reddit

i loved these.
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dmc2008@reddit

I would regularly drink 3 of these a night when partying. I don't remember if I ever drank 4....
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SnoopDoggyDoggsCat@reddit

Sparks was delicious…obviously you’ve never had steel reserve.
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DETRITUS_TROLL@reddit

Nothing tastes worse than Four LOKO imo. Steele is just a strong beer.
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Entropy907@reddit

We used to drink 4Loko … while ice fishing. That’s some true self-loathing.
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mtron32@reddit

Sweet lord that was the worst, we used to drink that before going out. It was so bad
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HeywoodJaBlessMe@reddit

For a few years we hosted a 211 Fest at the local dive bar with some hilariously bad metal bands. $2 cans. It was madness.
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TinFinsFC@reddit

Those sick bastards even started making a BlackBerry Steel Reserve, saw my stepdad drink one once and I my mouth started to water up like I was gonna puke.
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_Face@reddit

steel reserve was $1.80 for a 40 when i was 21. we drank a shitload of the 211 that year. You were king of the night if you could finish 2.
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MLDaffy@reddit

One of my best friends loved 211. He also wound up doing 6 years for a bunch of DUIs. He would drink a 12 pack at a time. *Shivers* It used to give me a pounding headache even before done with 1 can
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Electrical-Bacon-81@reddit

Can confirm the hangover kicks in well before the buzz wears off.
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Electrical-Bacon-81@reddit

If steel reserve was the only beer option, I'd definitely quit drinking beer. Absolutely foul liquid.
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thisismynewnewacct@reddit (OP)

Can’t say I ever have 😂
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SnoopDoggyDoggsCat@reddit

Count yourself lucky haha
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d00kieshoes@reddit

Sparks was the nectar of the gods compared to steel reserve. I tried Edward 40-hands with steel reserve and I don't think I've ever puked more in my life.
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SnoopDoggyDoggsCat@reddit

Just thinking of the taste of steel reserve makes me gag, what we would do for a buzz in college blech 🤢
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Lazy_Match724@reddit

Sparks was actually good tho🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ same with Smirnoff ICE 🤤🤤🤤🤤same with these babies https://preview.redd.it/gdn4h3nqoi4e1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943b2d34e6e04d1bd8c28de3827e5a7c80077459
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metallady84@reddit

I drank both in my later teens too, including the pic - B&J was my first buzz ever, pathetically stealing them from my mom's new years eve stash in 97 or 98- she was super pissed and told me she hoped I'd puke. LMAO. I didn't.
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Lazy_Match724@reddit

And you brought in a good new year ☺️
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TacticoolPeter@reddit

Y’all were way fancier than we were. Trucker stay-awakes and Wild Turkey 101 (or Milwaukees Best Ice if we were too far from the liquor store) for the win.
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john_the_quain@reddit

I got a bunch of swag from Sparks in college after sending them an email. Wish I still had any of it.
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Opening-Bank@reddit

Same here.
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shiftdown@reddit

Ah yes. The first true road soda.
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AnthrallicA@reddit

When I was first dating my now ex-wife she would pound two Sparks every morning before work. Just one of the many red flags I blatantly ignored 😅🤦
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ZealousidealHome7854@reddit

Had people showing up to the office with orange mouths and acting a fool.
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skoomaking4lyfe@reddit

*Sneers in OG 4 Loko*
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Grinzy@reddit

I split up with my first wife because she would rather sit around and drink these all day than get a job. The last straw was when she got caught shoplifting at the mall. She was a full blown adult acting like a teenager.
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percypersimmon@reddit

She sounds fun- what she up to now?
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Grinzy@reddit

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Cutthechitchata-hole@reddit

I fink something is wrong
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Lazy_Match724@reddit

Doing the “Fetty” wap
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JillParrish77@reddit

lol truth
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Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit

Wow, forgot all about these. Had a Buddy who was way into these. I thought they were gross 😵‍💫
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fakewoke247@reddit

Energy beer was awesome
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Electrical-Bacon-81@reddit

I've tasted both sparks & battery acid, sparks is definitely better. I no longer use "taste test" to identify automotive fluids if there is any possibility the answer is battery acid.
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adamroadmusic@reddit

I used to drink one of these and a monster energy and clean my best friend's basement, good times
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skamunism@reddit

These are my drink of choice until one night I woke up in a strange bed, drenched in cold sweat, and instantly swore them off.
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nolafrog@reddit

These were very useful for waking up hungover at 8 am and getting good and drunk for a noon football game.
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RoyalZeal@reddit

Worst hangover I ever had was off of those and the OG Four Loko. Caffeine in high quantities with alcohol in high quantities absolutely do *not* mix.
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4204666@reddit

I would take a purple sparks and a purple monster and pour them both into a large nalgene water bottle, this is what we had to do after they took 4loko from us
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badteach248@reddit

Ugh....college party...room spinning...projectile vomit...but now I'm wide awake and feel like death.
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Spurlock14@reddit

I remember drinking several of these at a party, then lying wide awake in my bed as the sun came up.
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