Um, I am not "Mr. Bukowski". You're Mr. Bukowski. I'm the Dude.

Posted by tf2ftw@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 11 comments

Um, I am not "Mr. Bukowski". You're Mr. Bukowski. I'm the Dude.

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Winter-Movie3721@reddit

Dude, I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.

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Albus_Q@reddit

To all my friennnnnnnnnds….man.

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NinjaCustodian@reddit

Yeah.. and you need fuel (stolen bologna) to whip Eddie.

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Albus_Q@reddit

That’s ham…and cheese…and relish!

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NinjaCustodian@reddit

Saw that scene once.. in 1989. Could’ve sworn it was bologna. Drinks for my frieeeee-ends!

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Albus_Q@reddit

I nutted up too, it was ham, mustard and relish.

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MortgageRegular2509@reddit

Don’t try! Yes! That's your answer for everything! Carve it on your gravestone!

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pretzelllogician@reddit

Life doesn’t stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

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objectively_a_human@reddit

What an asshole

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BobGnarly_@reddit

Find what you love and let it kill you...

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ShitfarmPadlock@reddit

Okay, sir. You're a Bukowski, I'm a Bukowski. That's terrific. . that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?

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