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Posted by OldJames47@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 41 comments

The Big Lebowski married a porn star famous for her blowjobs. He’s also a big fan of Nancy Reagan. What do you think the Coen Brothers meant by this?

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Reasonable-Bus-2187@reddit

Depends what Nancy charged. And also how much Ronnie had to pay to watch.

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BraveryDave@reddit

That's marvelous.

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LouDog0187@reddit

And kids, when it comes to sucking cock. Just say no.

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Yojimbo8810@reddit

I guess that would depend on your sexual orientation

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Zestyclose-Mud-4683@reddit

There is not a literal connection

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frostbike@reddit

Face it, there isn’t any connection.

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Winter-Movie3721@reddit

Fellatio??

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mckinney4string@reddit

Well Dude, we just don't know.

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Foopsbjj@reddit

First Lady of the *NATION* yes yes

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True-Paint5513@reddit

Her famous blowiobs? He's paralyzed from the waste down.

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huvioreader@reddit

I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some first lady took them from me with out of this world fellatio.

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SpringTour77@reddit

But I still went out and nutted anyway. Ha

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blofly@reddit

To use the parlance of our time.

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pretzelllogician@reddit

I’ve seen a lot of spinals…

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kellerb@reddit

This guy nuts.

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faketree78@reddit

Were you listening to the dudes story?

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PopeWishdiak@reddit

I was bowling.

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Nesbitt_Burns@reddit

That’s my friend Sherry. She just came over to use the shower.

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PopeWishdiak@reddit

The story is ludicrous.

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remsleepwagon@reddit

The only reason, the only FUCKING reason TBL has Nancy on his wall is because he wasn't important enough to get a meeting with Ronny.

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SnooComics7744@reddit

She was first lady of the *nation*. Yes yes.

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misterjip@reddit

*Wonderful* woman

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JakeFixesPlanes@reddit

Very free spirited

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Rfunkpocket@reddit

the story is ludicrous

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Individual_Park9168@reddit

Ronnie had to pay extra to watch

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Ironcondorzoo@reddit

You’re not blowing 💅

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SpringTour77@reddit

When she was First Lady of the nation, yes yes, not of California.

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pretzelllogician@reddit

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting.

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2wheelsThx@reddit

A lotta ins, a lotta outs, but mostly a lotta ins.

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DaniLabelle@reddit

His wife is not the issue here!

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PercentageRoutine310@reddit

Look, just stay away from my f-cking lady friend.

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WilHunting2@reddit

This aggression *will not stand*, man!

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edc208@reddit

Perhaps they towed it

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saxbassoon@reddit

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.

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krakatoa83@reddit

Wait until they find out about Lorraine calluzzo.

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mclms1@reddit

I still jerkoff manually.

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Grievsey13@reddit

You have no frame of reference here... You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

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PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES@reddit

Well Dude, we just don't know.

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GreyLoad@reddit

What in God's holy name are you blathering about

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ScoobyDarn@reddit

Far out!

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Ok_Television9820@reddit

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

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