I still have the button that says that. I thought it was hilarious! Wore it on my denim jacket next to my other pins for Duran, Duran and Depeche mode

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GuyFromLI747@reddit

lol whenever someone said that in school we’d all reply in my pants .. times have changed

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bigSTUdazz@reddit

Playing a gig with my band 20 years ago... played Jenny... only to find out Tommy was in the audience... we got him up and played it again... he was fucking awesome.

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Millennial here, sorry, I know this one 😔

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StrangeButSweet@reddit

Aw man, I heard this in the wild today. I cranked it as far as it would go. All the way to 11.

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Millennial here, sorry, I know this one very well 😔

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StolenRage@reddit

I swear to God that it was "Is it real? Or is it ?Memorex?"

Fucking Mandela effect.

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bigSTUdazz@reddit

Luke, I am your father

Never said. It was:

No, I am your father

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Millennial here, sorry, I know this one 😔

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oceanbreze@reddit

I remember reading an article about the amount of TP he got.... he couldn't give it all away.

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GuyFromLI747@reddit

Coulda used all that tp during the pandemic

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Please, be fair, Ferris Bueller's day off is a cult classic and spans generations.

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snappa870@reddit

I teach and I say this all the time just to crack myself up. And also the lesser known “class…class…” from Cheech and Chong’s “Sister Mary Elephant”

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BabyInABar@reddit

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night

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Affectionate_Yam4368@reddit

I have wanted to get a vanity license plate that says 9TIMES for many years lol

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ForSandwiches@reddit

Say this all the time. No one ever gets the reference.

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stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit

I send the meme so people at least know it has a backstory

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Repulsive_Client_325@reddit

“I pity the po’ foo’ who don’t get that reference”

Hugs and Kisses,

B.A. Baracus

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Successful-Hippo-777@reddit

Double double your refreshment. Double double your enjoyment. No single gum can freshen your breath like double mint double mint gum.
Did you just sing that?

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Tuffsmurf@reddit

“As God as my witness I thought Turkeys could fly”

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bigSTUdazz@reddit

Damn. I'm slippin... didn't get this one.

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Just not very well. My old house was in the woods and there was a flock of turkeys that roamed the neighborhood. When the flew up into the trees to nest, they sounded like my kids trying to beat each other to death with cardboard boxes.

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sleepytjme@reddit

Just learned this year they can fly, the TV show gave me misinformation.

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Aware_Advertising290@reddit

Was it Les Nessman giving the amazing play-by-play of that?

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

OMG. Love this so much.

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Environmental-Car481@reddit

I bought a shirt with this on it last year

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F0xxfyre@reddit

THE Thanksgiving tradition!

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PuzzleheadedBobcat90@reddit

Also "I've got a monkey on my foot!"

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BumblebeeNo9832@reddit

Bounty, it’s the quicker-picker-upper

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

"We can rebuild him. We have the technology."

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bigSTUdazz@reddit

Dadadadadada

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4hmmm@reddit

We can make him better!

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stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit

We’re all at that age where I use this a lot.

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Oldjamesdean@reddit

I showed my son the intro to 6 million dollar man just so he would know this reference.

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DavidDarvin@reddit

I used this yesterday!

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4hmmm@reddit

It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature

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WiseQuarter3250@reddit

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Millennial here, sorry, I know this one 😔

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LastNote6549@reddit

I was such a good when driving around with my friends we'd ask adults that at stop lights.

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Chemical-Papaya-3101@reddit

But of course!

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dvowel@reddit

This is your brain on drugs.

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Millennial here and I definitely know this one.

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DJErikD@reddit

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stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit

Question: you, uh, gonna eat that?

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ThermionicEmissions@reddit

I always thought "Skillet" would be a great name for a designer drug.

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mcsangel2@reddit

I prefer the one where:

“This is your brain.” Puts an egg on the counter.

“This is your brain on drugs.” Then smashes the egg with the skillet.

“Any questions?” NGL, the anti drug campaign of the 80s was highly effective on me.

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GuyFromLI747@reddit

Any questions

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F0xxfyre@reddit

sizzle

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Mad_Zone_@reddit

Star 69 them

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Millennial here, sorry, I know this one 😔

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Debalic@reddit

Get back that line, dial star-six-nine!

Star-six-six, the busy signal fix!

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RatcheddRN@reddit

I need to make an emergency breakthrough.

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TakeNameInVain@reddit

I forgot this until now!! 👍

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Purple-Display-5233@reddit

🤣🤣🤣

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Irresponsable_Frog@reddit

I Got the 411!

Now it’s Tea. 🫖 🤣

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GuyFromLI747@reddit

Not in time press star 69 was the local commercial lol

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crankymagee@reddit

I used this term the other day when my kid was around and I had to add "i don't even know if that's a thing anymore" because...is it?

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DavidDarvin@reddit

But them dinner first?

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carpetstoremorty@reddit

I usually like to eat after I starfish 69 with someone. It works out best for both parties.

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Cool_Dark_Place@reddit

"Time to make the doughnuts..."

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Millennial here, sorry, I know this one 😔

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geodebug@reddit

Reminded me of “please don’t squeeze the charmin”.

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mcsangel2@reddit

My H and I say this nearly every day before leaving for work (for in office days).

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runnergirl3333@reddit

My first real job other than babysitting, was working at Dunkin’ Donuts. I was 15.

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SpeedSaunders@reddit

I say this all the time and only my wife knows what I’m talking about

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Purple_Chipmunk_@reddit

I say this on mornings when it is particularly hard to get going! It makes me laugh and makes it a tiny bit easier to start my day.

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Delicious_Monk1495@reddit

“I already made the donuts…”

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ConfidenceFragrant80@reddit

Damn. Beat me to it

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ethan__l2@reddit

Their new slogan should be "Time to not make the donuts".

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borinena@reddit

nailed it

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Odafishinsea@reddit

Death to disco!

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dfwtexn@reddit

"Calgon, take me away."

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Impressive_Sun_8428@reddit

Millennial here, sorry, I know this one 😔

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No_Row6741@reddit

I often think of this phrase. Now that I'm an overworked mom, I find myself fantasizing about a lovely escape in a nice big bubbling tub. The marketing was spot on.

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unmistakable_itch@reddit

I used to always see this before I was school aged. It always played during Price is Right. Also, "ancient Chinese secret huh"?

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MCGaseousP@reddit

Ancient Chinese secret....

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Successful_Comfort34@reddit

They still make it too!

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Agitated_Honeydew@reddit

Honestly, half the fun of watching Space Mutiny even sans MST, is that that the bad guy is named Calgon.

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WiseQuarter3250@reddit

I thought that was a 90s thing?

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Unndunn1@reddit

No, way earlier than that

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CatsEatGrass@reddit

I looked it up.

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MaherMcCheese@reddit

If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

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Recynd2@reddit

“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

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Deruji@reddit

Can I smell shoe polish?

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4hmmm@reddit

The catch phrase that's sweeping the nation:they pelted us with rocks and gaaarbaage!

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mrs_kensington@reddit

She told two friends, then SHE told two friends, and so on, and so on, and so on…

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wonder-bunny-193@reddit

You’re killing me, smalls!

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Successful-Hippo-777@reddit

Hey Hey Hey!

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Kisaway@reddit

You look mahvelous.

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CG-Mom@reddit

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

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price101@reddit

Good night, Mary-Ellen.

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ddpgirl@reddit

Good night John Boy

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Br00klynBelle@reddit

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Schlemiel, Schlimazel,

Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

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xiewadu@reddit

We're gonna do it!

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tmink0220@reddit

"Figure it out" "Not my problem", "Why can't you be more like ______________"(insert name of friend, neighbor or sibling) Probably why I was a helicopter parent....The opposite.

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SkyFamiliar8001@reddit

The Park is closed folks, the moose out front should have told you...

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R808T@reddit

Well it’s forty below and I don’t give a ….

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memememe81@reddit

Got a heater in my truck

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CITRU5MI5TRE55@reddit

And I’m off to the rodeo

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justmisspellit@reddit

Makin’ copies!!!

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ddpgirl@reddit

Doin the copy thing!

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StrangeButSweet@reddit

Miiiiiike, the Mikester. Makin’ copies…..

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Crazy-Smile-4929@reddit

'Where's the beef' which is funny cause of what that Joke was about at the time 😀

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Defiant-Specialist-1@reddit

S-O-CK-S

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OfficeChairHero@reddit

Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!

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Rick--Diculous@reddit

I want my $2!!

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Eastern-Support1091@reddit

Sorry. But I don’t have a dime.

Didn’t ask for a dime. Two dollars.

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Debalic@reddit

That's a real shame, when folks throw away a perfectly good white boy.

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crucial_geek@reddit

I still say this from time to time. The young just look at me like, WTF?

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Affectionate_Yam4368@reddit

Yes! My favorite!

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RunRunRabbitRunovich@reddit

gif

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JRMc5@reddit

Bahahahahaha .. 🤣😅

funniest. movie. ever. lol

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jakemixes@reddit

One of the best of all time

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frisbeemassage@reddit

Haha this was mine! I knew someone else would say it

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Batticon@reddit

As a middle-young millennial, so many of these ring a bell yet I couldn’t tell you where from. Must be early childhood memories.

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CG-Mom@reddit

Ketchup is a vegetable.

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tmink0220@reddit

Wait til your father hears about this, another "You're gonna end up on the side of a milk carton."

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Eastern-Froyo-3775@reddit

Wonder twins activate!

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Iamzeebomb@reddit

You're not fully clean unless you're Zest fully clean

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seigezunt@reddit

Ancient Chinese secret

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Dangerous_Ad6580@reddit

Reruns are on

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ddpgirl@reddit

Just Do It

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edogg01@reddit

I learned it by watching you!

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ddpgirl@reddit

This one isn’t clicking for me. What’s it from?

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Nacho_Tools@reddit

What you talkn' bout Willis!?!

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FutureCauliflower275@reddit

"and when they pulled her body from the twisted, burning wreck... She looked... Like.. THIS!

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Grand-Ad970@reddit

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Visible-Student5141@reddit

“At the tone the time will be…”

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CG-Mom@reddit

Land Shark!

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grizzdoog@reddit

Og og og og og.

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slantview@reddit

“I think I can really feel something here.”

“I felt it.”

“Alright, Janis!”

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uberphaser@reddit

Softens hands while you do dishes.

You're soaking in it!

Stella d'Oro breakfast treats. For breakfast time. Anytime.

And knowing is half the battle.

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Zealousideal_Lab_427@reddit

I wanted the Stella d’Oro breakfast treats so badly! I wanted to dip them in my General Foods International Coffee, Cafe Vienna, please.

I got neither.

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Cheeto-dust@reddit

Thanks, Madge.

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uberphaser@reddit

What a horrible name.

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maxberg101@reddit

Knowing is half the battle!

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Time-Sorbet-829@reddit

The other half is violence

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grizzdoog@reddit

I hanker for a hunk o’cheese!

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bettesue@reddit

Bitchin’

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ddpgirl@reddit

“I told 2 friends and they told 2 friends and…”

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Dazzling-Walrus9673@reddit

Dance your cares away 👏👏 Worries for another day…🎶

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FreakFly98@reddit

You're such a poser

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ElConquistadorDeAmor@reddit

I learned it by watching you!

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zombie_spiderman@reddit

I trot this out every time my British wife talks about something racist or imperialist that the US does

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xiewadu@reddit

That's funny!

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revdon@reddit

“America is Europe Jr. Everything you hate about us is your fault!” -Greg Proops

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Aurora_Gory_Alice@reddit

Natalie Portman being upset for the win!

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C-romero80@reddit

You, ok, I learned it from watching you!

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Life-Finding5331@reddit

Parents who use drugs have kids who use drugs

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2ShortStory@reddit

My personal favorite!

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xAlice_Liddell@reddit

Kids who use drugs have parents who use drugs. ANY QUESTIONS!!

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wegajane@reddit

I said this to a coworker just today

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Difficult_Advice_720@reddit

I literally explained this to someone yesterday!

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peteywheatstraw1@reddit

This is still a running joke in my family!

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Low_Cook_5235@reddit

Ha, nice!

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peacelilyfred@reddit

Keep those pot handles toined in.

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Thatmetalchick2@reddit

Weezin' the juice!

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vajrasana@reddit

Buuuuuuuudy!!

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Mumchkin@reddit

No weez the ja-ooos

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mOOsemom515@reddit

It's 10 o'clock; do you know where the kids are?

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holdmypurse@reddit

Marcia Marcia Marcia!

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LittleMsLibrarian@reddit

So many good ones! We use "Mom always says, 'Don't play ball in the house'" and "pork chops and applesauce" (with Peter's Humphrey Bogart accent).

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Zealousideal_Lab_427@reddit

My husband was older than the Brady Bunch demographic, and only recently saw a clip of Peter doing his “pork chops and applesauce” shtick. He spent the rest of the day saying that.

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holdmypurse@reddit

Oh my nose! Oh my nose! Oh my nose!

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Vegetable_Reveal63@reddit

Now I'll never be a teen model!

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imposgirl@reddit

Something....suddenly came up.

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MiamiMama28@reddit

Sure, Jan

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ddpgirl@reddit

You can’t handle the truth!

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mintednavy@reddit

Up your butt and around the corner

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Head_Razzmatazz7174@reddit

Clap on, clap off..

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triad1996@reddit

Where's Herb?

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Acceptable-Bid-7240@reddit

Tonight, a VERY special episode of (insert any family show on one of the major networks b/t the 7-8pm time slot).

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FlipperG76@reddit

You got knocked the fuck out! (In Smokey’s voice)

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PurpleTangerine78@reddit

Bain de Soleil, for that San Tropez tan…

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runningman231223@reddit

I’ve fallen and can’t get up

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maxberg101@reddit

Dammit Janet!

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Katzenbean@reddit

Levi’s 501 Blues 🎶

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Life-Finding5331@reddit

Would you like to play a game?

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aninjacould@reddit

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

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Zayabibu@reddit

Neomaxizoomdweebie

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goishen@reddit

Bender was the man.

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E34M20@reddit

For better hallway vision

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FoolishFriend0505@reddit

It’s shake and bake and I helped

Don’t touch that dial

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milny_gunn@reddit

Give a hoot..

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Katzenbean@reddit

Don’t pollute. Never be a dirty bird

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aint_this_something@reddit

This is your brain…

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Velocoraptor369@reddit

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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Life-Finding5331@reddit

Alternately, the botched 'it's a terrible thing to lose one's mind'

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bluescrubbie@reddit

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

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rotomangler@reddit

Where’s the beef?

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Bear_Salary6976@reddit

May the schwartz be with you.

If you try to correct me, I know you're not Gen X.

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vette500@reddit

She doesn't look Druish.

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5um-n3m0@reddit

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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maxberg101@reddit

https://i.redd.it/bdho6htva72e1.gif

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PaperbackBuddha@reddit

Hey you guuuuuuuys!

Look, Bucko…

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LAgator77@reddit

What’s funny is there are people who only know that from The Goonies and didn’t know he was referencing The Electric Company.

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Prestigious_Ebb_9581@reddit

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful”

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fothergillfuckup@reddit

"Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down"

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maxberg101@reddit

Little chocolate doughnuts. Breakfast of champions!

https://townsquare.media/site/295/files/2022/11/attachment-snl1.jpg?w=780&q=75

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Least-Quail216@reddit

"Stay golden, Ponyboy"

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OGREtheTroll@reddit

And now you know...the REST of the story.

[-]

Katzenbean@reddit

This is Paul Harvey, good day!

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RaeBethIsMyName@reddit

A loaf of bread…a container of milk…and a stick of butter…

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ArtisanalDickCheeses@reddit

Cool beans.

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bouncy_bouncy_seal@reddit

I have a headache this big and it's screaming for Excedrin.

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bigSTUdazz@reddit

OH SHUT UP NEIL I HATE YOU!

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Katzenbean@reddit

Yeah, let’s all bring Neil down, ok?

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vistaculo@reddit

There are lentils in the kitchen

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bigSTUdazz@reddit

I know! Let's......eat!

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Jouleswatt@reddit

Move over. Here comes sizzle lean

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SpatialEdXV@reddit

"Did you guys see the size of that chicken."

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RaeBethIsMyName@reddit

That cock-a-doodle-goddamn-doo??

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DieMensch-Maschine@reddit

Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance!

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RaeBethIsMyName@reddit

Now I am as happy as a little girrrl!

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nottiredandtorn@reddit

"Fly! Be free!"

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suburbanplankton@reddit

Shazbot!

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Elly_Fant628@reddit

"Ay, Fonsie!'

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Aldisra@reddit

Be careful out there

[-]

Elly_Fant628@reddit

"No it's the GoGo mobile. G-o-g-g-o"

"I could listen to him reading the phone book"

[-]

Ok-Neighborhood-7542@reddit

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz

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Think_Asparagus9560@reddit

Oh what a relief it is

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Starchild1968@reddit

These cans are defective. They're springing leaks!!!

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RaeBethIsMyName@reddit

He hates these cans!! Stay away from the cans!!

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ApatheistHeretic@reddit

"By the power of GreySkull..."

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Pleased_to_meet_u@reddit

“I HAVE… THE POWER!!!”

[-]

Oldjamesdean@reddit

Or, as my friends used to say, "By the power of NumbSkull!"

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WiseQuarter3250@reddit

Netflix brought back NEW he man and she ra, so today's kids might know it.

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TheYintoyourYang@reddit

It takes a steady hand...

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🍻

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Elly_Fant628@reddit

Not funny, Janice (probably only in Australia?)

I like " in like Flynn"

Saying something looks like a dog's dinner.

"Where's Timmy?" and "Go home, Lassie"

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staticfortune@reddit

Aren't you glad you used Dial?

[-]

blessedexchequer@reddit

Bidibidibidi. What's up Buck?

[-]

fangirloffloof@reddit

"Nanu Nanu"

[-]

TangoInTheBuffalo@reddit

Ouch

[-]

housevil@reddit

Aaaaay you guyyyys!!

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1759@reddit

Leaded or unleaded?

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New-Anacansintta@reddit

I remember “regular or unleaded?”

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Silrathi@reddit

My daughter asked me a few days ago why all the gas pumps specify unleaded.

I spared her the whole lecture on the building of highways through ghettos and what the lead did to the children there... she has has enough fear of the modern world.

[-]

bellhall@reddit

Self service or full service!

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Alit_Quar@reddit

My town still has a full service shop. I’ll drive across town to buy gas there.

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Agitated_Honeydew@reddit

Depends on what part of the US you live in. I think it's still illegal in NJ to pump your own gas.

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DarkDawn2000@reddit

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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GJacks75@reddit

We're the MTV generation, we feel neither highs nor lows.

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Pete_maravich@reddit

Meh

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Necessary-Ad-2031@reddit

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up!

[-]

Pete_maravich@reddit

snoochie boochies

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Lonely-Hair-1152@reddit

Feel the magic Hear the roar

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Necessary-Ad-2031@reddit

Brut by Fabergé

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credible_expendable@reddit

Two snaps in a circle

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Pigeon_Jones@reddit

Have a go you mug.

[-]

Current_Poster@reddit

"His prices are insane!"

-"This concludes our broadcast day."

-"Don't be ridikulus."

[-]

StrangeButSweet@reddit

Thanks for your support.

[-]

jakemixes@reddit

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

[-]

Gingerbread-Cake@reddit

Along with “We’re on a mission from god”

[-]

Fernando_Abramowitz@reddit

Anyone remember the Chrysler ads with Ricardo Montalban?

"Fine Corinthian leather"

[-]

OB1Peyote@reddit

Because knowing is half the battle.

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NoHankyNoPanky@reddit

Tell'em Large Marge sent ya !

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StrangeButSweet@reddit

*ten years ago….on a night just like this….on this same stretcha road…”

[-]

Shalleni@reddit

Gag me with a spoon.

[-]

OB1Peyote@reddit

Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?

[-]

Emotional_Daikon_763@reddit

No whammy, no whammy, big money…

[-]

StrangeButSweet@reddit

Big bucks, no whammies…..STOP!

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seobrien@reddit

The best part of waking up

[-]

OB1Peyote@reddit

TP for my bunghole.

[-]

Glass-Squirrel2497@reddit

“You’re soaking in it”

[-]

Admirable_Music9571@reddit

My name is Wilford Brimley, and I’d like to talk to you about diabeeetus.

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divinerebel@reddit

Even the viral remix is 18 years old. But I like this later one best, probably: https://youtu.be/zl645x_J77s?si=X-qhKp0ntoSJ9ZFO

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StrangeButSweet@reddit

His tongue felt like a what? A horseshoe crab?

[-]

littlemetalpixie@reddit

Pepperidge farm remembers.

[-]

OB1Peyote@reddit

Phone home

[-]

Icy-Pension2208@reddit

Comb the desert.

[-]

Fernando_Abramowitz@reddit

We ain't found shit!

[-]

ElConquistadorDeAmor@reddit

Not in time? Star 69.

[-]

OB1Peyote@reddit

Stay safe out there.

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yadayadayada_01@reddit

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

[-]

CoastalKtulu@reddit

"How 'bout...a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?"

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memememe81@reddit

I said this to my mom once, when she was feeling sick. She barfed. Oops.

Being a teenager was fun.

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UnicornFarts1111@reddit

Similar story here. My mom (and myself) have notoriously small bladders, and if we are coming in from a car ride, we HAVE to go to the bathroom immediately, lol.

Back in the 80's mom was coming in from work and you could tell, it was urgent (but she was in a good mood), my sister being the smartass she is, stopped my mom and asked her if she wanted a glass of water. My mom lost it right there. She laughed and then proceeded to clean herself up. It was a gamble on my sisters part, as my mom could have went the other way and been really pissed, lol.

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memememe81@reddit

Love it!

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OB1Peyote@reddit

Ancient Chinese secret

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LCCR_2028@reddit

It’s delicious Martini & Rossi Asti Spumanti

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nutmegtell@reddit

“I’ll be back to pick you up later!”

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PahzTakesPhotos@reddit

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

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idhtftc@reddit

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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StrangeButSweet@reddit

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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odinspirit@reddit

Ancient Chinese secret un-huh?

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Repulsive-Machine-25@reddit

Where's the beef?

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The_Mammoth_Hunter@reddit

Here we are now...

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

Sleestacks

(Anything really referencing a Sid and Marty Kroft production is gold for me, if I'm honest.)

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DeviantHellcat@reddit

Sleestacks gave me nightmares.

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StrangeButSweet@reddit

I KNOW. I showed my 15yo a picture the other day and he was like “no cap, mom.”

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CalmChestnut@reddit

Beware of Sleestacks.

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realpm_net@reddit

Sigmund the Seamonster

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CalmChestnut@reddit

I was singing Sparky the Firefly's song a couple of hours ago.

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EvolutionaryLens@reddit

"Stroke man, stroke man.....STROKE!"

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lockedmonkey@reddit

Ooh, ooh, ohh mistah carter, mistah carter!

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StrangeButSweet@reddit

Ours goes to 11.

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deadnaziisgreatnazi@reddit

As a millennial I know all these

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milny_gunn@reddit

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

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-DMSR-@reddit

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN YOU LINT LICKER?

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thanx_it_has_pockets@reddit

Where, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?

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Fernando_Abramowitz@reddit

I made you a mix tape.

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StrangeButSweet@reddit

This is your brain….

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Icy-Tough-1791@reddit

Sit on it!

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Fernando_Abramowitz@reddit

I've fallen and I can't get up!

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meshuggeneh_bubuleh@reddit

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Heeeeyyyyyyyyy

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Cultural-War-2838@reddit

My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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Wandering_Mind99@reddit

Badness boogers

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Choogie117@reddit

Not now. I’m having a Rothschild!

I hanker fer a hunka cheese!

And they tell two friends! And so on, and so on. . .

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B00marangTrotter@reddit

In the year 2000!

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cawfytawk@reddit

"Time to make the donuts" I always say this when I'm starting a work project. It's received with blank faces of younger folks.

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Appropriate_Weekend9@reddit

I can stands no more!

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jamesinboise@reddit

Nuprin

Little

Yellow

Different

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DieMensch-Maschine@reddit

Little, Yellow, Different, Better.

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Arboreatem@reddit

Artax! Nooooooooo!

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LegitimateSpend982@reddit

P-O-P-C-O-R-N

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Inc-Roid@reddit

Where having porkchops and apple sauce, ain't that swell?

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Suspicious_Bar9995@reddit

I'd buy that for a dollar

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Background-Goose2523@reddit

Whatsa Happenin' Hot Stuff

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Both-Ad1801@reddit

I heard the gong…

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offthegridyid@reddit

😂

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GuiltyCelebrations@reddit

A wed wose, how womantic.

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q_o_t_u@reddit

Welllll. We’re waiting… (Caddyshack had a million)

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AuntDeadly@reddit

A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.

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tacosandEDM@reddit

Awww! This pops into my brain from time to time, and I look it up on YT.

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CalmChestnut@reddit

Oh gosh since then even now I could hear the first two and couldn't remember the one he forgot 😂 thanks stranger

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Soxogram@reddit

“Look for the Union label”

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DieMensch-Maschine@reddit

That one hurts. I don’t know if any textile unions even exist in America anymore.

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join-the-line@reddit

"Roads.....?"

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NoPoliticalParties@reddit

Gag me with a spoon!

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legerdemain07@reddit

You gotta fight … for your right … to parrrtttaaayyy!!!

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chamrockblarneystone@reddit

“And wee halped!!”

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RydellRelics@reddit

“Totally different head. Totally.”

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Distinct_Current_944@reddit

“Operate? Can I play?” BZZZZZ “Butterfingers!”

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locoslam69@reddit

Utah, get me two!!

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Middle-Potential5765@reddit

Choi. Fuckin' choi!

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Timeslip8888@reddit

Smile! You're on Candid Camera

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Adept_Information845@reddit

Pork chops and apple sauce.

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mightyopinionated@reddit

"I'm a Pepper"

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TakeNameInVain@reddit

"Star 69 it" because "inquiring minds want to know." That's a BOGO for you. 😉

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Why-did-i-reas-this@reddit

Shazbat!

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UnicornFarts1111@reddit

I watch over the air tv with an antenna. I get so many channels that show old sitcoms. If I want to be late to work (I work from home and am self employed), I can watch two episodes before I start work each day (I really need to get a TV in my office, lol).

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F0xxfyre@reddit

Nanu nanu!

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Alit_Quar@reddit

Mork calling Austin. Come in Austin.

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leannimalcrackers@reddit

Don’t call me Shirley

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AtomicCypher@reddit

You can't be serious?!

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Kittenfabstodes@reddit

Bo knows

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pioneer006@reddit

Economic Bubble

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Unndunn1@reddit

Ancient Chinese Secret, hmm?!

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TheBoanne@reddit

Ring it up with the dong tea

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Hand_me_down_Pumas@reddit

Calgons two water softeners soften wash water so detergents clean better.

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FutureCauliflower275@reddit

12345 ...678910

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Smitten_Kitten_80@reddit

Eleven

Funk singing awesomeness

Twelve

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Kantjil1484@reddit

“Dude” lol

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brngckn@reddit

Let your fingers do the walking.

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Helena_Glorybower@reddit

Look! A wagon wheel!

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BitterAttackLawyer@reddit

It’s a moral imperative

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EvenSpoonier@reddit

Wax on, wax off

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BitterAttackLawyer@reddit

“I can’t believe I are the whole thing.”

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BitterAttackLawyer@reddit

I love it when a plan comes together.

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Smitten_Kitten_80@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA

This shit…

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Delicious_Standard_8@reddit

"You can do it, Duffy Moon, You can do it!"

This is my self pep talk. I hope it's not too obscure

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Atheleas@reddit

Take off, hoser!

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leeloocal@reddit

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

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Onmytyme@reddit

I can’t believe it’s not butter

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SongsWhiskers@reddit

You ate it, Ralph!

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Forsaken-Form7221@reddit

I can hear his voice!

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leeloocal@reddit

I said in his voice as I typed it. 😂

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Dirty_Wookie1971@reddit

Hey Hey Hey!

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pepperw2@reddit

That didn’t age well. Hahaha.

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Diarygirl@reddit

I didn't get the reference at first until I saw your comment. Then I remembered "...it's Fat Albert."

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Dirty_Wookie1971@reddit

It’s not far Albert I was referring to , it was from what’s happening. That was Dwayne’s saying.

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pepperw2@reddit

Ohhhh. Hahaha. I totally read it as Fat Albert.

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Pristine_Poetry1340@reddit

Gary was just taking a shit

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_Silent_Android_@reddit

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun please...

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irritated_chicken@reddit

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 eight 9 10 11 twelve..

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HumanMycologist5795@reddit

Call me after 9 pm tomorrow.

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Flashy_Report_4759@reddit

I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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felixclowers@reddit

grrrrrraaaaaavvvvvvyyy!

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venicerocco@reddit

Be kind rewind

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Aware_Advertising290@reddit

RIICOOLLLAAAA!!!!!

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PirateJim68@reddit

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

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_Silent_Android_@reddit

WHERE'S THE BEEF?!?!

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MorteDagger@reddit

Knowing is half the battle

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Effective_Fox_8075@reddit

Easy, Breezy, Covergirl

Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

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DaddieTang@reddit

Ohhhhhh Tootieeeee

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

"Dave's not here, man!"

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Aware_Advertising290@reddit

I think the cops saw me come up here?!...

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Spadnium@reddit

Don't answer the phone!

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diente_de_leon@reddit

It's me, man! I got the stuff!

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Squirrels_like_me@reddit

220 221, whatever it takes.

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Glass_Maven@reddit

Not a phrase from media, but heard in every home with a computer: [yelling] HANG UP THE PHONE; I'M DOWNLOADING!!!!

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Snoo-95446@reddit

"Don't have a cow, man."

"Won't you be my neighbor?"

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pinkspatzi@reddit

We wear short shorts!

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ApprehensiveVirus125@reddit

You better chill out before I go postal 📫

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MeMeMeOnly@reddit

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

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bridge_004@reddit

"Calgon take me away..."

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BeyondTelling@reddit

You’ll shoot your eye out kid!

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Neo1971@reddit

Dial the number. Where’s the beef?

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AntArmyof1@reddit

Waaaaaazuuuuuuuuuuup!!!???

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Natural_Board@reddit

Good stuff Maynard

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kittenbreath_74@reddit

“This is your brain 🥚. This is your brain on drugs 🍳. Any questions?”

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rumbellina@reddit

Calgon! Take me away!

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Flashy_Report_4759@reddit

Light the lamp, not the rat!

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Afraid_Library3614@reddit

“Please be kind and rewind.”

“Have you seen us?”

“I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper…”

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Imaginary-Signal-269@reddit

Be Kind, Rewind!

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chromatoma1@reddit

Nanu nanu 🖖🏽

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ScotchTapeConnosieur@reddit

Where’s the beef?

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Wldchld73@reddit

Tastes great!

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MCBubbliciousfishead@reddit

Does anyone remember the commercial where a guy makes a phone call saying “Hey man, we’re gettin the band back together “?

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MrPrimalNumber@reddit

You mean the blues brothers?

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MCBubbliciousfishead@reddit

It was a commercial I think for a long distance provider. I’ll keep looking for it.

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Bouche_Audi_Shyla@reddit

Parkaaaaay.

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Noisechild@reddit

Butter… butter…

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Spadnium@reddit

For any 'strayans here...

NOT HAPPY JAN!

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CarlaQ5@reddit

"Just the FAX, ma'am." (Die Hard)

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mmmmmmnnnnn1234@reddit

Where's the beef?

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niccia@reddit

Smoking or non?

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pezazz2532@reddit

Yo mama!

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DeviantHellcat@reddit

"In or out! I'm not paying to heat/air condition the whole neighborhood!"

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lovepony0201@reddit

Your mother was a hamster.

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Ashamed_Definition77@reddit

I want my $2!!

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olivemor@reddit

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

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odinsbois@reddit

Slamming the handset down really hard

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achalkyundertaste@reddit

These go to 11.

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BabyInABar@reddit

Frankie says relax

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Gypsy_soul444@reddit

Sit on it

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pepperw2@reddit

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

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SongsWhiskers@reddit

And rotate!

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HawkComprehensive708@reddit

Sit on it!

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Llamapocalypse_Now@reddit

Beep me again.

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MorningBrewNumberTwo@reddit

Sit on it.

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pezazz2532@reddit

I’m Captain OG Readmore My motto’s tried and true Read a book today and you’ll say oh gee, I’ll read more too!

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cheleguanaco@reddit

Move over bacon, now there is something meatier!

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Saint909@reddit

Reach out and touch someone.

Franky says Relax.

“I’m right on top of that Rose.”

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Purple-Display-5233@reddit

You got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

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pepperw2@reddit

No you stuck your Chocolate in my peanut butter!

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DonJohn520310@reddit

No shirt, no shoes, no dice!

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memememe81@reddit

Learn it. Know It. Live it.

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SnooPeanuts4336@reddit

Nanu Nanu

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SwimandHike@reddit

Be the ball

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geodebug@reddit

“I see nothing. Nothing!”

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pepperw2@reddit

DynOmite!!!

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oceanbreze@reddit

"Call popcorn for the time"

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Xrsyz@reddit

One movie provided us so many:

Merry new year!

Karate man shows his wounds on the inside.

You ain’t jacuzzying nobody.

In Philadelphia, it’s worth $50.

Looking good, Lewis. Feeling good, billy ray.

Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.

And another:

I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.

Put it on the Underhills account.

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water Buffalo.

Dr. Rosenpenis, Dr. Rosenrosen

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memememe81@reddit

Do you own rubber gloves?

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Ricekake33@reddit

At the tone, the time will be…..

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WonkyTribble@reddit

In the Not Too Distant Future....Next Sunday A.D.

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Flashy_Report_4759@reddit

Doh!

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Dutch1inAZ@reddit

Drop your linen and start your grinnin’

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pezazz2532@reddit

I live in a van, down by the river

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JJHotcakes2020@reddit

Munching on some grindage

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memememe81@reddit

No wheees the juice!

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elle07734@reddit

🎶I can bring home the bacon…🎶

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Flashy_Report_4759@reddit

Fry it up in a pan....

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zombie_spiderman@reddit

Wax on...

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mot_lionz@reddit

Wax off 🥋

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abczoomom@reddit

Smoking or non?

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Purple-Display-5233@reddit

Don't call me Shirley.

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Working_Park4342@reddit

The art of Sassoning.

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USAF_Retired2017@reddit

123345567891011…tweeeeeelllllve.

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mot_lionz@reddit

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve ladybugs came to the ladybugs’ picnic! 🐞🧺🎶

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jamesinboise@reddit

Be kind, re-wind!

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TenuousOgre@reddit

I came here to kick ass and to chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

Stick around, Bennet.

Get to da choppa!

You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin Temple.

For the cheesy action flick crowd.

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DonJohn520310@reddit

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

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memememe81@reddit

At a medium pace

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Gorissey@reddit

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

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Bad-Luck1313@reddit

Where’s the beef?!

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Ken_Clean_Air_System@reddit

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Cheediddly@reddit

Not gonna do it.

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shouldernauts@reddit

Missed it by that much.

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Eastern-Ad-5253@reddit

Goodnight Mr Walters Sit Boo Sit. Good dog Kiss My Grits

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Free-FallinSpirit@reddit

Dude

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Mode101BBS@reddit

'You are correct, sir!'

RIP Phil H.

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Eclectic_Barbarella@reddit

“You’re soaking in it.” “Calgon, take me away!”

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AssociateGood9653@reddit

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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Firm-Loquat-7956@reddit

Critical thinking. Not a quote, just the concept

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ThatGirl_Tasha@reddit

I'm coming , Elizabeth. This is the big one

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PoliteCanadian2@reddit

Whutchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?

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No-Baker-4543@reddit

You gotta fight, for your right, to...

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littlemetalpixie@reddit

Take a nap?

I feel like these days, it's take a nap.

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Successful_Comfort34@reddit

Definitely these days it’s take a nap🤭

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heynowpeanut@reddit

PAAAAAARTY.

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FillLoose@reddit

...partyyyy.

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Civil_Concentrate_23@reddit

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Snoo-95446@reddit

"You look MAH-velous!"

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SomeCrazedBiker@reddit

Grody to the max!

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PoliteCanadian2@reddit

Gag me with a spoon!

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Hagfist@reddit

It's 10 O'clock

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cowboysamurai@reddit

“If you don’t got Mojo Nixon, Then your store could use some fixin’!”

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baudtothebone@reddit

Quit yo jibba jabba foo.

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Common_Alfalfa_3670@reddit

What you talkin' about, Willis??

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mynextthroway@reddit

OOOOOHHHH NNNOOO!MR BIILL!!

Landshark

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diente_de_leon@reddit

I still say land shark!

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Digitalispurpurea2@reddit

Where's the beef?

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Alit_Quar@reddit

Or say “I’d buy that for a dollar!”

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Competitive-Fact-820@reddit

You do the Shake and Vac...

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18dsf@reddit

Abbondanza!

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Quasigriz_@reddit

Kiss my grits!

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waterslide789@reddit

Alice?

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My-dead-cat@reddit

And the quote from the movie the sitcom came from… “Shoot the dog! Shoot the dog!”

[-]

Repulsive_Client_325@reddit

Schwing!

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karma_the_sequel@reddit

"Ancient Chinese secret!"

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6eyedwonder@reddit

Who shot JR?

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ShitShowcase@reddit

Tubular.

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EastYouth1410@reddit

Johnny Five is alive.

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OGREtheTroll@reddit

Do not disassemble!

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Repulsive_Client_325@reddit

Stephanie?

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diomedesXIII@reddit

“Your mother was a snowblower!”

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robin__nh@reddit

You got chocolate in my peanut butter!

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MaximumGrip@reddit

Zoinks Scoob

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Repulsive_Client_325@reddit

“… and I would’ve gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!”

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bigSTUdazz@reddit

Mmmm....that almost preceeds X....but I'll allow it.

You BETTER BE GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS, COUNSELOR!

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MaximumGrip@reddit

1969-1978 its pretty firmly in genx territory

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bigSTUdazz@reddit

Damn...did it really run up to '78? I was never a fan...so that would explain (some) of my ignorance.

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

"Who's next, Mac?"

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WiseQuarter3250@reddit

scooby doo has continued having new animated shows & specials through to today, so kids know the phrase. and still watch it.

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Digitalispurpurea2@reddit

Ruh roh!

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perfumefetish@reddit

there go the goddamn brownies!

I'm right on top of that Rose!

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achmejedidad@reddit

Bob Wehadababyitsaboy

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have2gopee@reddit

I can put my arm back on, but you can't! So pay safe!

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Layneybenz@reddit

Gee, your hair smells terrific! (Shampoo)

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. (Pantene shampoo)

"What's wrong girl? Timmy's in the well? Timmy's in the well!" Lassie. Might not be exact wording but regularly referenced in my home when the dog unexpectedly starts barking, and our son is named Tim.

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Username_888888@reddit

We use “Timmy’s in the well,” too! Was that an actual episode? Hahaha

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DoucheyMcBagBag@reddit

37? In a row?

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camusclues@reddit

Try not to suck any d¡cks on your way to the parking lot!

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kgturner@reddit

Get back here!

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Grease2310@reddit

I’m not even supposed to be here today.

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Plug_5@reddit

At some point I could recite this entire movie.

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Repulsive_Client_325@reddit

“Did he say ‘making fuck’?”

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littlemetalpixie@reddit

This job would be great, if it wasn't for all the customers.

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Dorothy_Zbornak789@reddit

Compliance!

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SuspiciousHeron7945@reddit

Hey good-lookin, I’ll be back to pick you up later!

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

I'm sorry to remind you of this,
"Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz"

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have2gopee@reddit

Eno's got da da!

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Alit_Quar@reddit

Remind away. That stuff still works. The lemon lime version is actually palatable.

[-]

Klutzy_Yam_343@reddit

Andie!! You Goonie!!

[-]

mcsangel2@reddit

In the city or in the woods, please keep America looking good! Hoot hoot!

[-]

Scuh@reddit

You can't handle the truth

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Laylay_theGrail@reddit

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

[-]

Botaratops@reddit

For the Canadians:

"I can put my arm back on, but you can't, so play safe"

[-]

krebstorm@reddit

Reach out, reach out and touch someone...

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StockWrongdoer315@reddit

Wolverines!!

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SongsWhiskers@reddit

My bologna has a first name

[-]

Casual_Observer999@reddit

Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darrell, and this is my other brother Darell.

[-]

Alit_Quar@reddit

Fan theory: Daryl Dixon in the son of Larry, named after his brothers. He even has taste for possum.

[-]

Casual_Observer999@reddit

Anything is possible in the mystery-shrouded world of Larry, Darrel, and Daryl. (Or however you spell their names, lol.)

[-]

Any-Roll609@reddit

Calgon, take me away!

[-]

Soul_Thrasher@reddit

Did I do that?

I said that the other day and was like doh! I turned around to see if anyone noticed. Nope.

[-]

GenX-istentialCrisis@reddit

I know you are, but what am I?

[-]

Oldjamesdean@reddit

Stop hitting yourself...

[-]

heynowpeanut@reddit

I’m rubber & you’re glue…

[-]

throw123454321purple@reddit

Barbizon Model

[-]

Threefrogtreefrog@reddit

Train to be a model, or just look like one !

[-]

2Lucky-lefty@reddit

-Only you can prevent forest fires -And knowing is half the battle

[-]

Ksan_of_Tongass@reddit

Ancient Chinese secret 😉

[-]

FutureMany4938@reddit

"Don't take the car! You'll kill yourself!"

[-]

Sad-Maintenance3422@reddit

Marshall will and Holly, on a routine expedition......

[-]

Slipstream_Surfing@reddit

Going on 18 years of keeping a Sleestak jpeg in phone pix. Because one never knows when it might be needed.

[-]

Sad-Maintenance3422@reddit

Ha ha.

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username59046@reddit

Will Ferrell remake means they might know

[-]

Sad-Maintenance3422@reddit

This is true.

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Mumchkin@reddit

No more yanky my wanky, the Donger needs food.

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NightNight916@reddit

Raise your hand if you’re SURE!

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wildcat_abe@reddit

Okay this triggered: you're not fully clean unless you're Zestfully clean!

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wyohman@reddit

Missed it by that much

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CWhisper@reddit

Weebles wobble…

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fritterkitter@reddit

Conjunction junction, ______

Come on, you know the rest.

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CWhisper@reddit

I MEANT to do that!

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jaypee42@reddit

You’re soaking in it

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SmashEmWithAPhone@reddit

"Collect call from Wehadababyeetsaboy"

"Hello, is this Phoenix? No, this is Fiji"

"Grrr... Arggh"

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Soul_Thrasher@reddit

I thought that collect call commercial was so funny!

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elcarino66@reddit

"would you like to play a nice game of chess?" "No, let's play global thermonuclear war."

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Nat_StarTrekin@reddit

Chopping Broccoli

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1RandomMind@reddit

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aero7825@reddit

You can take a bite out of crime

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BelleViking@reddit

In a van, down by the river

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kalalukamahina@reddit

“Good night, Mary-Ellen.”

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pre_squozen@reddit

Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But....

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TroyTony1973@reddit

I want my $2

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GuyFromLI747@reddit

Reach out and touch someone

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052-NVA@reddit

The Fire Mares can travel a thousand leagues in a day.

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mywomanisagoddess@reddit

Deep cut

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052-NVA@reddit

Cheers for getting it

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funkcatbrown@reddit

The owls 🦉 are not what they seem.

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spidermans_mom@reddit

As if.

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crucial_geek@reddit

It's like shrimp. Or plate. Or plate of shrimp.

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zoon1985@reddit

The taste is gonna move ya!

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ShitJuggler@reddit

Avoid the Noid!

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LachlanGurr@reddit

I love it when a plan comes together

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globalmonkey1@reddit

Every day is Halloween

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djtshirt@reddit

“I’d buy that for a dollar!”

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Username_888888@reddit

“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”

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Shamrocker99@reddit

I can bring home the bacon…

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inot72@reddit

Pretty sneaky, sis!

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CalmChestnut@reddit

HERE, diagonally!

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webguy1975@reddit

Gag me with a spoon.

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Empty_Strawberry7291@reddit

Chicks cannot hold they smoke. That’s what it is.

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FilmFan100@reddit

Greyhound… leave the driving to us

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SpeedSaunders@reddit

“He won’t eat it, he hates everything.” “He likes it! He like it!” (Or that’s how I always heard it)

“Time for Timer!”

“Veddy interestink…!” (Before my time but I got it from Laugh In reruns)

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dnachapman@reddit

It’s better to look good than to feel good.

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zombieshateme@reddit

Four bowls and a platter of screen....now it's full

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lifeat24fps@reddit

Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

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CrazyBitchCatLady@reddit

Try not to suck any dicks from here to the parking lot.

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Snoo-95446@reddit

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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DifficultAnt23@reddit

Heerrreee's Johnny!

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jlf9617@reddit

Goonies never say die!

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F0xxfyre@reddit

My buddy, my buddy. Wherever I go, he goes... My buddy and me!

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crankymagee@reddit

Kid sister, kid sister...

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missbazb@reddit

🎶Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down…🎶

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MolassesMolly@reddit

He never did sob

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SlipstreamSleuth@reddit

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

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FistySnuSnu@reddit

Homie don't play that

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Small_Tiger_1539@reddit

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta bubblegum. I say that to this day. Only people 40+ usually get it.

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CharmingDagger@reddit

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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Z3R0GR4V@reddit

Now I know

And knowing is half the battle

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shabidoh@reddit

“You throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.”

“Come out the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…"

“Yeah. I got invited to a Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?”

“Just a fly in the ointman, Hans. The monkey in the wrench.”

"Welcome to the party, pal.”

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Yipee_Ki_Yay_MF@reddit

Yipee Ki Yay! 😉

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SeparateCzechs@reddit

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of this tootsie pop?

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Aircooled2088@reddit

Calgon, Take me away!!!

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No-Meringue2388@reddit

And that waiter... Jean Luc!

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Z3R0GR4V@reddit

WOLVERINES!!!

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Z3R0GR4V@reddit

Goonies never say die.

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Beneficial_Cicada573@reddit

Thunder…thunder…Thundercats, Ho!

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ErnestBatchelder@reddit

Frying an egg

this is your brain...

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genxjensnoho@reddit

This is your brain ,this is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

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jlf9617@reddit

I almost posted this haha

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heynowpeanut@reddit

What’s your major malfunction?

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offthegridyid@reddit

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Dasinc@reddit

You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life.

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Katerinaxoxo@reddit

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jlf9617@reddit

Ahhh I just posted this. You beat me by 19 minutes 🤣🤣

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Consistent_Case_5048@reddit

"Trust but verify."

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Slipstream_Surfing@reddit

Been a life philosophy, but honestly it's been ground down to just verify over the decades.

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Consistent_Case_5048@reddit

I've used the phrase as a teacher an as oil and gas regulator.

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Slipstream_Surfing@reddit

If you'd said electric power I'd have brought up severe distrust regarding stated kilowatt usage on my bills

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Beginning-Mud9676@reddit

Keeyoshihamamoto

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jlf9617@reddit

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some_one_234@reddit

Tastes great!

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SeattleUberDad@reddit

Less filling

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bdubz74@reddit

Truffle Shuffle

HEY YOU GUYS!!

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C-romero80@reddit

Goonies never say die

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bdubz74@reddit

Damn, how did I not use that one?

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SeparateCzechs@reddit

I want my MTV!

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Relative_Wishbone_51@reddit

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

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UnicornSheets@reddit

”Now you know, and knowing is half the battle “

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dangerkevin@reddit

Knowing is half the battle.

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Goldie_921@reddit

You have died of dysentery

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DealNo3840@reddit

Waaaaazup??

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DeaddyRuxpin@reddit

Hey Vern

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JayJoeJeans@reddit

Know what I mean Vern?

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Lorelai_72@reddit

"No Fear"

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marigoldier@reddit

I feel like chicken tonight

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royaltrux@reddit

Effing Madison Avenue would be proud, these are mostly ad tag lines.

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cowboysamurai@reddit

“You call it corn, we call it maize.”

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PuzzleheadedBobcat90@reddit

Kiss my grits!

She's my spirit server

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Bravelittletoaster-1@reddit

It was a dark and stormy night

Picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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itzjuztm3@reddit

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature

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FillLoose@reddit

Parkay!

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Goldie_921@reddit

The more you know 💫

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SaltyMargarita@reddit

No more yanky my wanky. The Donger needs food.

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Mythicwoe2026@reddit

Let’s Get Mikey

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MysteriousPark3806@reddit

Oh well, whatever, never mind.

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UnicornSheets@reddit

Cool Beans

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fusionsofwonder@reddit

"My teen angst bullshit now has a body count."

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Skeeterprincess@reddit

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

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Craqbaby@reddit

"What'chyou talkin' 'bout, Ellis?"

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TexasLoriG@reddit

Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.

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Electronic_Set_2087@reddit

Strange things are afoot at the circle k.

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geddylee1@reddit

This is what happens at my house when you spill paint in the garage.

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goteed@reddit

That was a real E Ticket ride!

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OtakuTacos@reddit

I pity the fool

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UnicornSheets@reddit

”What you talking bout Willis?”

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C-romero80@reddit

Artax!!!!

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frostyredrum@reddit

I never had one lesson

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SaltyMargarita@reddit

Collect call from Bob Wehaddababyitsaboy

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Feeling-Ad-2490@reddit

Bob Wehadababyitsaboy.

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carpetstoremorty@reddit

Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!

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Ronin2369@reddit

How many licks

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Gamelord666@reddit

Baby boomers know that one too I’m afraid

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Cazmonster@reddit

There can be only one!

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Gypsy_soul444@reddit

Conjunction junction, what’s your function?

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ElectricTomatoMan@reddit

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

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catmandoofy@reddit

Neo maxi zoom dweebie

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Infinite_Adjuvante@reddit

What’s your damage?

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

Dy-No-MITE!

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FillLoose@reddit

I came here to say that but beat me to it!

Dyno-mite brother!

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Great Scott

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

The Regal Beagle

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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

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CookinCheap@reddit

It's not NICE to fool Mother Nature.

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

"Hello, this is Carleton your doorman..."

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

"... and that's the way it is, Wednesday, November 20th."

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Hey you guys!!

These may not be exact; it's late and I'm oldish.

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ArchGoodwin@reddit (OP)

Martha Quinn

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