Cold spam hunk resting delicately upon knee in bed 🥰
Posted by ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 50 comments
Posted by ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 50 comments
AccurateSorbet3797@reddit
Looks like a depressing version of sashimi
Tobsjo@reddit
Never seen layered spam before! Looks edible!
ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit (OP)
The layered appearance is just an artifact of the shitty serrated knife I used
OMachineD@reddit
I was going to ask where do i find layered spam like that lol.
theGRAYblanket@reddit
You made it kinda look like tuna lol. Spam is fucking good stuff though.
Ngl when I'm chopping up a hunk of spam sometimes I just bite a chunk off of it and I can't help it.Â
HailSagan1977@reddit
It makes my brain tingle.
ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit (OP)
YES dude I was surprised by how raw tuna/salmony it looks in the pic
Tobsjo@reddit
Are you sure that you don't have paws and or whiskers?
Tobsjo@reddit
Damn better go back to the "poop" in a can kind then.
godgoo@reddit
Poop knife?
Tobsjo@reddit
I think I'm old enough to regret remembering this...
Gerotonin@reddit
I can't eat spam "raw", I have to cook it somehow, fry them, or steam, or bake...or anything
Wirse@reddit
This is the fatty underbelly of a large spam. Very expensive cut.
unsuspicious_marmot@reddit
I downvoted instinctively and had to do a double back to see what sub I was on
Espexer@reddit
Espexer@reddit
I get it. My nephew will eat a can with a spoon and maybe a stack of crackers.
Onyx-Owl2127@reddit
The caption… art.
Early_Lion6138@reddit
When art and food collide .
EclipseCaste@reddit
Would like below knee better
Rawkus2112@reddit
What?
EclipseCaste@reddit
Say it out loud?
Rawkus2112@reddit
Nice.
thecottonkitsune@reddit
OP I love you
Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit
Livin' that hobo dream
GTASimsWWE@reddit
darthcaedusiiii@reddit
You kneed more than that.
TheDubiousSalmon@reddit
/r/WeWantPlates
Rawkus2112@reddit
The mental battle between doing dishes or taking a shower…..its honestly probably neither either way though.
ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit (OP)
But we need knees
dankhimself@reddit
Yo, knees for life. If I didn't have knees I wouldn't be able to do wicked kicks or use them as small tables.
misstiffie@reddit
I can’t do cold spam from can 🤮
AngeloPappas@reddit
Glad to see you’re living the dream.
perfectchaos007@reddit
Serration lines match your blanket well
ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit (OP)
damb I didn’t even realize !!
thelastdinosaur55@reddit
r/accidentalrennaisance
ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit (OP)
OMG WHAT I loved that sub ðŸ˜
CREEKER82@reddit
Enjoy it now while u can. my dad got gout with this type of delicacy..
ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit (OP)
Gout is actually next on my list of diseases to contract
CREEKER82@reddit
You are on the way my friend lmao 🤣 God bless ya fam loved the marks by the serrated knife.
Bubs_McGee223@reddit
Ah, I see you do not have a dog
ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit (OP)
The first pic I took was comprised primarily of my cat’s stupid face 0.0001 inches from the goods
CornsOnMyFeets@reddit
Why does that spam look like high quality spam thoooo
ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit (OP)
The shitty serrated knife I used put some fancy-looking lines in it 😌
bugsarentswag@reddit
:(
ShnickityShnoo@reddit
Is that a spalmon fillet?
decoy_man@reddit
Savage
BlondeJess19@reddit
With two perfectly placed bites into it. Very well done. Totally turns it into food-art…almost
Ok_Wasabi_9512@reddit
This is how to enjoy life.
throwaway1183764@reddit
Finally, some good fucking food
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