Well it’s official guys! It’s a strombol-he!

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itsyaboisknnypen1s@reddit

i’m really stoned and thought this stromboli was stuffed with toothpaste

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AverageSimpleton@reddit

I guess we’re all living the same lives

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Arachne93@reddit

Now I'm imagining a mint stromboli and...I think I have to go for a walk. Clear my head.

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I used to randomly have dudes older than the moon ask me for mint jelly when they’d order lamb. Frankly if you have to put toothpaste on something to make it palatable maybe you should be eating something else.

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Few-Finger2879@reddit

That's awful. Who ruins lamb in such a way?!

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OpheliaPhoeniXXX@reddit

Lots of old folks coz I've been a diner waitress who has also experienced old folks asking for mint jelly w their lamb.

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Few-Finger2879@reddit

Yeah, was a dumb rhetorical question on my part, since the answer to my question was in the comment i asked lmfao.

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OpheliaPhoeniXXX@reddit

Thought you were being literal my bad

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Few-Finger2879@reddit

Oh no, no reason to apologize at all. I meant no offense. I was honestly taking the piss at myself.

A better way to have phrased my initial inquery would've been to say "Who in their right mind..." or "What drives someone to do that."

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Key_Layer_246@reddit

What about a stromboli with lamb sausage and some chopped fresh mint leaves, maybe a little added feta, get some tzatziki to dip it in, it could work

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degjo@reddit

Is it because your head says no but your heart says ues?

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Arachne93@reddit

Heart says no, head says no, tastebuds say no, note here from the doctor- doctor even says no.

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Sunderbans_X@reddit

I looked at the stars and the stars said no.

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yeah_rog@reddit

A good mint stromboli will also clear your head, js

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Soggy-Event8267@reddit

I'm sober and thought it was chewed gum

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schmitzel88@reddit

Reality is a lateral move from this tbh

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yeah_rog@reddit

Same, but either way I knew what sub it was

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space_cheese1@reddit

The cavities will never catch them

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Mediocre-Stick6820@reddit

It is

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Toucs-@reddit

God this is fucking amazing

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undetachablepenis@reddit

Their shit is gonna be blue tomorrow. I guarantee it.

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Spudperson@reddit

I think it would actually be green

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Tasty-Traffic-680@reddit

If you don't know blue food coloring makes green poop, what're you even doing with your life?

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Spudperson@reddit

Not downing a bottle of blue food coloring, I guess

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labenset@reddit

It actually only takes one four loco.

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Tasty-Traffic-680@reddit

That's just unamerican.

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Head_Doughnut_6049@reddit

Should’ve just eaten it with your eyes closed and then shown us the dump.

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DrunkenJetPilot@reddit

Ok, hear me out: a gender reveal where everyone eats a pill loaded with die, then individually everyone gets their own private reveal when they poop later

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Enhydra67@reddit

Dye you mean? A die is generally a machine tool device.

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Paran0id@reddit

My poop is always red, must be a girl.

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Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit

That was your stromboweling sir

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protoformx@reddit

https://imgur.com/gallery/XFMP4

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adudeguyman@reddit

Start a trend

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Worldly_Chemist7506@reddit

Aww foul. Lol

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Wandering_instructor@reddit

I’ve been cackling at this I hate myself

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Greaterdivinity@reddit

Congrats. And also thank you for picking an unusual way of doing a gender reveal that doesn't include a significant risk of starting a forest/wildfire.

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Fantastic-Bee9669@reddit

Yeah, it may look disgusting but at least it’s not an environmental disaster. A win is a win!

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ChildrenOfSteel@reddit

StromBoyli

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kilofeet@reddit

I'm tasting notes of camembert, basil, and Lysol power clinging gel

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Fantastic-Bee9669@reddit

Maybe a little Windex for seasoning?

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Rndysasqatch@reddit

I think it looks more like mountain dew Baja blast

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

Baja blast is more of a turquoise green, this would be voltage.

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ButterSlickness@reddit

You know, I don't know if it actually kept my toilet cleaner, but it made it smell great while it lasted.

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Pyehole@reddit

What the fuck am I looking at?

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Wasparado@reddit

Oh, my.

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8LeggedHugs@reddit

Well, on the bright side, at least you found a way to have one of these ridiculous evebts without burning down the neighborhood.

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DanielALahey@reddit

My brain is so wired by SMT V since I've been playing it, I thought this was a Jack Frost joke. Stromboli-hee ho

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chanjitsu@reddit

Brudda ughhh

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Few-Finger2879@reddit

So is this a blue waffle, guys?

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PsychonautManiac@reddit

Filled with toothpaste

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Slight_Tiger2914@reddit

Alien 👽 food

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Venge22@reddit

It took me 5 minutes to understand this because I've only ever seen gender reveals online

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Alphamouse916@reddit

Please stop, I just saw that post and want to do everything I can to forget it...

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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

Congratulations!

But also I fucking hate this.

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Zephyrqu@reddit

the worst type of blue cheese

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Lofttroll2018@reddit

At least it didn’t start a wildfire

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Sweet-Tea-Drinker@reddit

Agreed

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bujomomo@reddit

Better than a massive forest fire

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Ok_Respond9231@reddit

ehhh

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monty624@reddit

I hate it less than the environmental catastrophes of other reveal parties

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Slumunistmanifisto@reddit

Id still eat it tho, fuckin love stromboli...

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mtdc23@reddit

Stromboligate '24

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kai5malik@reddit

we all do, but we will get through it together

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DrF4ther@reddit

That’s a calzone. Stromboli has sauce inside.

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nillabonilla@reddit

Blue foods have the most antioxigents.

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cyncicalqueen@reddit

I said this to my fiance and he started recording me because he thought I was being fr lol. Frank has some of the best lines

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According_Win_5983@reddit

Blocks out 100% of electrical infetterance

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GreasyProductions@reddit

gross

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EGcia@reddit

I tried going on your profile earlier to see if the result dropped but all i saw was other types of sausage 👀

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JCrawRV@reddit

When you see this post 1st and then come across the gender reveal pizza party post lol

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aris1692@reddit

“The pen is blue!”

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tunachilimac@reddit

I was wondering how the real thing would look compared to the advertising image. I wonder what the filling is exactly that they could dye it blue like that

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BurmeciaWillSurvive@reddit

Wait, you can order this? Who was selling it?! What did I miss?!

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Minimob0@reddit

Check r/KitchenConfidential

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BurmeciaWillSurvive@reddit

Oh wow, it really turned out a lot better looking than expected given the AI photo image lmao

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Goocheyy@reddit

It’s mozzarella cheese. They just dropped some food dye on it

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SickBurnBro@reddit

Here I was thinking it had spirulina in it.

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Zeppelanoid@reddit

It looks a LOT better than the photos…

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ursoartdeco22@reddit

i really thought that they weren’t actually going to do this… like i was assuming the whole pink and blue stromboli on the poster was a metaphor for the gender reveal and that they were going to be eating normal stromboli. maybe I’m just too high but this is so wild to me

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janhasplasticbOobz@reddit

Any white cheese could easily change with food dye

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cjsoutham@reddit

i just saw the flyer for this on r/kitchenconfidential 😂

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UnderPressureVS@reddit

This is the shit the machine pulled out of that woman in Prometheus

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golden_turtle_14@reddit

Seeing this, directly beneath the kitchen confidential post was fucking hilarious.

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Not_Ban_Evading69420@reddit

Nope, needs a strombortion.

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Ricconis_0@reddit

Looks like it’s stuffed with toothpaste lol

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HairyStyrofoam@reddit

Good god

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jimmybabino@reddit

Oh I get it now

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GTASimsWWE@reddit

Congratulations!!!! I absolutely hate(love) that I got a follow up on this! Thank(fuck) you!!

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izlude7027@reddit

That's a fucking calz-he-one and we all know it.

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Lilly_in_the_Pond@reddit

Thanks, I hate it

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CockbagSpink@reddit

Yay! Congrats!

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Guilty_Maize1368@reddit

Sustenance and teeth cleaning in one package? Count me in! 😋

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Mockturtle22@reddit

Oh my God thanks I fucking hate it

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rdldr1@reddit

I would have taken an Italian sausage as well.

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phyllorhizae@reddit

Honestly thank God because the pink was a little too realistic

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Dipsey_Jipsey@reddit

The way they mangled the blue one, I can't even imagine the nightmare that would have been the pink...

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paraworldblue@reddit

Look how they massacred my blue one...

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

Oh god it was real? I thought the ad was AI generated.

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gsfgf@reddit

I legitimately wouldn't be able to eat that.

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paraworldblue@reddit

"Well it's official guys! It's toothpaste!"

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Prudent-Acadia4@reddit

Colgate calzone?

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PutinsSugarBaby@reddit

Have you seen the movie called the Water Horse? The inside looks like the egg when the shell was cut open lol

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Tight_Criticism_3166@reddit

I’d be pissed if I grew up and found out about this.

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burnerdadsrule@reddit

No one has said Strom-bluey yet

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Secret_Account07@reddit

OP, you should be hunted down for the terrorist you are,and water-boarded until you explain why you have committed this atrocity.

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boibig57@reddit

Why are the pepperoni on the outside?

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Norse_By_North_West@reddit

I saw the earlier post. Congrats to your friends on the blue waffle

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Tchaicovsky@reddit

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ForestErection@reddit

Gender reveals are for self obsessed losers

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Idmaybefuckaplatypus@reddit

Is it good tho?? How did they fit the entire boy into the oven?

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stormscape10x@reddit

I’m getting heartburn from this post.

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Agile-Glass9864@reddit

r/pizzacrimes

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WietGetal@reddit

I just saw a pic of this on r/stupidfood

What are the odds of seeing someone post that and than someone else post this lmfao

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NightLord70@reddit

Look im down for anything these days 🤣

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Sloth_Monk@reddit

Pretty sure nightlord just reposted OPs original, it was 3hrs later & never made a comment. I think they deleted it too

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robinrod@reddit

Can someone tell me what im looking at? According to the comments its called stromboli, which is an US dish according to my google search, however it looks nothing like the pictures. Why is it blue?

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