Nine Lives
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 38 comments
morbidnihilism@reddit
I don't know, man. Cats lick each other's assholes and often mate with their own parents and siblings
Thendrail@reddit
Anon already wants to be a cat, you don't have to upsell it to him.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Literally nothing different to what some people do.
TheeScribe2@reddit
OP would be one of those weird hairless cats
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Oh yeah. My grandma has one of those.
djmcdee101@reddit
Your grandma has a bald kitty?
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
I was about to jerk off and then I read that.
fangpi2023@reddit
The vagina's the only part of a woman that never ages.
WastedVamp@reddit
Don't mind me i sill did
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
sphynxes are goated tho
Coffin_Reaper@reddit
Nice Kino PFP
Roc_City@reddit
My cat is an ugly little bitch
blud_mage@reddit
An ugly little bit h you'd go to war for ❤️
yearningforpurpose@reddit
Anon is coping. People hate Sphinx cats and the ones that look like they got fired into a brick wall at 200mph.
sekssekssek@reddit
gets randomly kicked
brain_damaged666@reddit
It's probably even less likely you'll have a good life as a cat. You could get lucky and end up with wealthy, caring owners, or you could be abused or end up a stray.
AdamofSnakes@reddit
You also get a spiky cock.
Literally Cat dick has spines on it.
unofficialSperm@reddit
I am already sold you dont have to keep Selling me
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Thats just herpes.
blueguy211@reddit
worth it
estou_me_perdendo@reddit
Yeah but you also lose your balls (and sometimes your cock)
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Just like what humans do voluntarily.
rpetice3@reddit
"humans"
vagassassin@reddit
No work, no school, just meow meow
surelysandwitch@reddit
*you're
inconsiderateapple@reddit
Anon becomes a cat.
A female cat.
Anon soon remembers that the penises of male cats are barbed.
:)
sirbananajazz@reddit
At least they're not a duck
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Anon wants to be a pussy.
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I am what I eat.
Boba0514@reddit
do you recall eating a fat fuck?
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I mean I tried to eat your mom but a man can only stomach so much.
wtfdoiknow1987@reddit
Wish granted but you're a stray in a third world country
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Which country? The ones where they get free food or the ones where they are food?
Coldmelon56@reddit
Anon wants to loose his balls
Zuiiiun@reddit
real: wants to be unemployed, gay: wants random man touch him
hundenkattenglassen@reddit
When I have to leave for work, 05:40 in the morning, -15 C outside, pitch black, 30 cm snow, tired AF…when I see my cat curled up in a little ball on a pouffe next to the radiator enjoying the warmth to a maximum GOD DAMN I’m jealous. I’d love to just dive back into the bed for a 3 hour nap instead of leaving. (Preferably with her purring on my chest)
But no, I gotta go be a “pRoDuCtIve mEmbER oF sOcIEtY” instead.
(But at least I have diesel preheater in car, so car is warm and toasty when I get into it so it’s not as bad as for others that doesn’t have it.)
home_rolled@reddit
Do they still worship us, my child?
Well, I shit in a box and they have to clean it
Good, good
wimpetta@reddit
anon has a point