Nine Lives
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 64 comments
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 64 comments
TheeScribe2@reddit
OP would be one of those weird hairless cats
Significant_Carrot81@reddit
Sentient scrotum
cheetingcheeta@reddit
threescribe seen in public, small white balls inbound
articulatedumpster@reddit
The ones that get their asshole suctioned to glass when they sit down?!?
HYBRY_1D@reddit
NOT THE KINO 1989 ALBUM "A star by the name of Sun" PROFILE PICTURE
mischievous_shota@reddit
10/10 would still pet
Coffin_Reaper@reddit
Nice Kino PFP
420chewer@reddit
Kino mentioned
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Oh yeah. My grandma has one of those.
djmcdee101@reddit
Your grandma has a bald kitty?
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
I was about to jerk off and then I read that.
fangpi2023@reddit
The vagina's the only part of a woman that never ages.
TheeScribe2@reddit
It’s like a fine wine
They get better with age, but a lot drier
WastedVamp@reddit
Don't mind me i sill did
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
sphynxes are goated tho
neoqueto@reddit
r/wholesomegreentext
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Anon wants to be a pussy.
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I am what I eat.
Boba0514@reddit
do you recall eating a fat fuck?
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I mean I tried to eat your mom but a man can only stomach so much.
themonolith3@reddit
That was like being smited by God
darthsexium@reddit
You forgot to drop your mic G
Skeptic_lemon@reddit
You win
LazaroVents@reddit
OOOOH!!!
darthsexium@reddit
they come with Ultra Instinct too
4snake8@reddit
Your lifespan will be 14 though
Klutzy-Gear4583@reddit
They are shooting wild cats in Australia 😟
OberstGankbar@reddit
I remember when this sub was about incest bait smh
yearningforpurpose@reddit
Anon is coping. People hate Sphinx cats and the ones that look like they got fired into a brick wall at 200mph.
xiizll@reddit
I like how you corrected the your/you're mistake in your quote.
Coldmelon56@reddit
Anon wants to loose his balls
xiizll@reddit
You want your balls tight? Or Anon wants to "loose" his balls as in he wants to expose them, like "let them loose"?
Leon08x@reddit
Anon forgot the other good point, you get to have sex in public in the ceilings.
inconsiderateapple@reddit
Anon becomes a cat.
A female cat.
Anon soon remembers that the penises of male cats are barbed.
:)
SpaceBug176@reddit
Man and here I was wondering why cats sounded like they were getting beaten up every mating season.
sirbananajazz@reddit
At least they're not a duck
AdamofSnakes@reddit
You also get a spiky cock.
Literally Cat dick has spines on it.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Pretty sure any animal related to cats got them. Even lions.
~~I wonder if they feel better or worse~~
unofficialSperm@reddit
I am already sold you dont have to keep Selling me
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Thats just herpes.
blueguy211@reddit
worth it
wtfdoiknow1987@reddit
Wish granted but you're a stray in a third world country
SpaceBug176@reddit
If Im in Turkey I'll be living the life.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Which country? The ones where they get free food or the ones where they are food?
hundenkattenglassen@reddit
When I have to leave for work, 05:40 in the morning, -15 C outside, pitch black, 30 cm snow, tired AF…when I see my cat curled up in a little ball on a pouffe next to the radiator enjoying the warmth to a maximum GOD DAMN I’m jealous. I’d love to just dive back into the bed for a 3 hour nap instead of leaving. (Preferably with her purring on my chest)
But no, I gotta go be a “pRoDuCtIve mEmbER oF sOcIEtY” instead.
(But at least I have diesel preheater in car, so car is warm and toasty when I get into it so it’s not as bad as for others that doesn’t have it.)
Tjo-Piri-Sko-Dojja@reddit
You reminded me that I had to plug in my engine + cab heater! Must've forgotten about it when getting home from work.
Seeing 20cm of snow outside my window atm, all will be gone by Monday probably....
No-Section-4385@reddit
Bet anon be the cat that gets all the infections and misery but still has to live the 9 lives of hell.
Beatsbythebong@reddit
https://youtu.be/4rrXR6n0RTY?si=GGMw-aaCxcYzicYh
morbidnihilism@reddit
I don't know, man. Cats lick each other's assholes and often mate with their own parents and siblings
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Literally nothing different to what some people do.
MiseryIsForever@reddit
Stan when he has access to the ocean.
I really shouldn't post that, but let's see if somebody gets it.
Thendrail@reddit
Anon already wants to be a cat, you don't have to upsell it to him.
Roc_City@reddit
My cat is an ugly little bitch
blud_mage@reddit
An ugly little bit h you'd go to war for ❤️
sekssekssek@reddit
gets randomly kicked
brain_damaged666@reddit
It's probably even less likely you'll have a good life as a cat. You could get lucky and end up with wealthy, caring owners, or you could be abused or end up a stray.
estou_me_perdendo@reddit
Yeah but you also lose your balls (and sometimes your cock)
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Just like what humans do voluntarily.
rpetice3@reddit
"humans"
vagassassin@reddit
No work, no school, just meow meow
surelysandwitch@reddit
*you're
Zuiiiun@reddit
real: wants to be unemployed, gay: wants random man touch him
home_rolled@reddit
Do they still worship us, my child?
Well, I shit in a box and they have to clean it
Good, good
wimpetta@reddit
anon has a point