Car stuff

• Flat tires
• Brake fluid makes car paint fall off
• Diesel exhaust fluid (get at autozone or similar) in regular gas tank.
• iron bars from hardware store. Lay them out in the middle of the road. People going a normal speed will just roll right over them while speeders will pick them up and fuck up their wheels.
• Capacisin oil spray on car door handle
• You and your neighbors start parking on the street, both sides, so it creates a bottleneck.
• ride on your bike with a dozen phones with Waze on to simulate traffic jam

To avoid getting caught

• Wear shoes different size than your own
• Glove with six fingers (AI)
• Other prosthetics
• Leave your phone at home with netflix open playing a movie
• Pay in cash, wear a mask (like the covid ones), consider sunglasses or a hat as well. Throw out the receipt as soon as you leave, preferably right outside the store if there’s a trash can there. If not, burn it at home or take it to a gas station that you don’t go to and isn’t on any of your normal routes and throw it out there.
• Get a fake tattoo in an obvious place while you cover everything else on your body like wear a mask, a hat and glasses and leave your arm exposed with this fake removable tattoo.
• put the horseshoes on backwards so it looks like your horse is going the opposite direction