My coworker is having a ‘gender reveal’ party at our workplace tonight…

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drgreenair@reddit

Id put my dick in the blue since the pink looks more like an edible hot pocket I could eat that

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LukesRightHandMan@reddit

Nothing to stop you from eating either after fucking them.

Just sayin’.

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GuyFromLI747@reddit

Gender reveals suck at least they aren’t polluting the environment

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Rawkus2112@reddit

Agreed. I don’t get the concept but at least theyre not going to start a forest fire or something….i think.

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GuyFromLI747@reddit

I saw one the other day and the dude did a burnout in all blue smoke and the car caught fire

https://youtu.be/RcHaQYypowA?si=li7eWoOn5PNqRukd

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Emergency-Walk-2991@reddit

https://highway-max-coloured-smoke-us.myshopify.com/collections/gender-reveal-blue-pink-colured-smoke holy fucking hell, they make tires specially for doing exact this. And they're $300-$400 a piece

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horshack_test@reddit

So in other words, everyone knew just by looking at the tires

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shlooope@reddit

Good for the car for not putting up with that bullshit

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JustanotherPeasantz@reddit

Some people just like to throw parties.

Others gamble on it?

I personally don't really care if people do them or not either way.

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I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM@reddit

I guess but what the fuck happened to cigars?

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TTBoyArD3e@reddit

I could unabashedly fuck either of those.

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HerbalNinja84@reddit

Me when the yogurt comes out of my dingus

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stoncils_@reddit

Just drippy cum mouth pizza. Fuck yeah. All of my dreams in one place

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Fun-Repair-2137@reddit

A new Italian being brought into the world

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MlCOLASH_CAGE@reddit

I mean to ruin a good stromboli is sacrilege

OH MADON!

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iButtStuff@reddit

The Stromboli reveal makes them Italian regardless of what the parents are!!

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Terrible_Brush1946@reddit

No one cares about the gender of their baby but them

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obscuremarble@reddit

wondering if they're going to try and emulate the AI-generated image or just had the image made for the pun

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fedupwithallyourcrap@reddit

what in the blue waffle is going on here?

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wacko4rmwaco@reddit

Wow we invited you to our reveal and this is how you repay us?!? We felt that the stromboli perfectly captured what it looks like after the love is made!

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sniffysippy@reddit

Gross. This food and gender reveal parties both.

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jables13@reddit

You sure there's a baby in there? It looks like it all oozed out.

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gayyearning@reddit

Nah this the best option for a gender reveal. This is how u do em. Imagine being ASAB (assigned Stromboli at birth)

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100th_roll_champagne@reddit

I’d be acting up at that party if left alone w either 🥴🥴

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CumSmuggler3649@reddit

prolapsed intestine and camed and prolapsed intestine and camed (blue)

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Corgsploot@reddit

If you want people to think about your vag dripping out cum, congrats!! I think that's the joke I hope.

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Ill_Attorney_389@reddit

I would eat that if I wasn't allergic to artificial food dye

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sauvandrew@reddit

Omg blue waffle. That looks like blue waffle. Yarg

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wenchslapper@reddit

This is creative, enjoy the free food man

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itsmyfirsttimegoeasy@reddit

Gender reveals as an event are just weird.

Why not tell people casually as you encounter them in your daily life.

It's low key narcissism.

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Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit

Modern life is ridiculous though, still I guess it beats celebrating their new gender reveal when their 10 years old lol

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WarPotential7349@reddit

Hey, wanna come to my house and have cake to celebrate an unborn fetus's genitals?

Can't we just have cake?

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Every stupid little milestone has been corrupted into overblown pretentious celebrations. My kids had middle-school and elementary "graduation ceremonies" which I thought were ridiculous, but then last spring my neighbors invited us to their kid's "Kindergarten Graduation Party". Thank god we were already planning to be out of town that weekend.

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itsmyfirsttimegoeasy@reddit

Nothing means anything when everything is celebrated.

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Holy_Fuck_A_Triangle@reddit

You're very dramatic. Gender reveal parties are slowly taking over the classic baby shower, both of them have a very specific and similar purpose - give the parent/s a celebration for their child where they can share the excitement with family. The only difference is the addition of also announcing the gender of the baby, something that has been pretty exciting news as soon as we have been able to reliably predict it.

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OreoSpeedwaggon@reddit

Why not just tell people the sex of the baby rather than make a big production out of it?

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itsmyfirsttimegoeasy@reddit

I said low key.

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OreoSpeedwaggon@reddit

Nah, that narcissism is front-and-center. There's nothing low-key about people asking others to give them attention.

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CastorCurio@reddit

Or just a tradition people observe because... Tradition. It's weird to pretend a man will sneak into your house at night to give your kids presents but we all still celebrate Christmas. It's a harmless, fun, little party people have as a celebration they'll be having a child. But just ignore all of that and call it narcissistism.

Btw I have two kids and never had a gender reveal so I'm not defending my own life.

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Inside-Foundation-21@reddit

Everything reminds me of her😭

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PKMNLives@reddit

PLEASE tell me this is AI generated and that they're not actually planning on BLUE STROMBOLI. This is the worst insult to Italian-American cuisine anyone could think of.

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Sprizys@reddit

Strombol-Heehee

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bujomomo@reddit

This made me “hee-hee”

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typhoidbeaver@reddit

Aw what a cute gif. Too bad he raped kids

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Hellboyyyyy25@reddit

Congrats! It's a Michael Jackson

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RatchetStrap2@reddit

Ash to ash, creampie to creampie

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SirRiceCooker@reddit

Strombussy

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ApplicationOdd6600@reddit

This makes me uncomfortable.

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TeapotHoe@reddit

That’s fucking hilarious I love it

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awesomedan24@reddit

Human woman vs Avatar woman

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Scronerking420@reddit

My prediction its an accident

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Glittering_Row_2484@reddit

does anyone actually care about the gender? I mean I'd be interested if the reveal was that the child had horns and a tail but its gender?

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Emetos@reddit

r/theyknew

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Tatotatos@reddit

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EnvironmentalSet7664@reddit

vagina and Avatar vagina

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Litelinkolas@reddit

Better than starting a forest fire with fireworks lol

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Hadrians_Twink@reddit

At least they arent destroying the environment with this one lol.

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heart_under_blade@reddit

i actually love it

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Fantastic_Fig_2462@reddit

Strombolussy

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Extra-Palpitation-39@reddit

I’d much rather have this then someone setting fire to an entire forest setting off a gender reveal bomb or something

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BrazilianButtCheeks@reddit

That looks… interesting 😅🤨

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DangulBF@reddit

The stombolhe looks like a certain waffle……

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JoeBonus@reddit

Stromblue waffle

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

Man, straight people are weird.

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bustednut92@reddit

I frequent a pizza place called Pizza Bella local to me and I’m unfortunately going to think of this image every time now thanks 😭

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Electronic_Laugh_760@reddit

The left one is just a picture of how the conception was done right?

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thetitsOO@reddit

No that’s the right one

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Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit

Talk about doing something until you're blue in the...

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bigbone1001@reddit

Please go and bribe the server to switch it for a regular one

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ORIONFEDERATION@reddit

An office gender reveal party… interesting interesting

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moongarden1424@reddit

Disgusting

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Truecrimejunkie687@reddit

Annnnd that’s enough internet for today

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applejuiceandmilk@reddit

Shit look like straight vagina

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meatcoveredskeleton1@reddit

Now THATS Italian! /s

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Boobles008@reddit

Screaming.

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hurricane184@reddit

I should call her

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fargcram@reddit

First comment on this sub- I know we all see the (strombolUSSY) but this also looks like a Smurf or a Nerds (candy) having a seizure/OD 😭

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belckie@reddit

Blue waffles.

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Jazzlike-Lecture8596@reddit

Please. Stop. The. Madness. What is that tattoo, what a distasteful ad for your gender reveal 😂... if she were my friend, I'd tell her to gone head and take that down

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dasfonzie@reddit

They probably should have just gone head and avoided all of this

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dasfonzie@reddit

They probably should have just gone head and avoided all of this

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nttiawwt@reddit

Everything reminds me of her 😭

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REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum@reddit

ouch, your lady hole 🕳️ shaped horizontally 😳

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REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum@reddit

I dont know guys, if the hole 🕳️ you like is shaped horizontally then you might want to not admit it on here...🤷

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leeloocal@reddit

They both like like vaginas, so there’s that…

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bean_clippins@reddit

I wonder if his girl's meat made him think of this idea.

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SxeySteve@reddit

Somebody did this with waffles once and it went viral. Google "blue waffle"

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ras1187@reddit

I googled that but all I kept getting were pictures of my ex

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ras1187@reddit

I googled that but all I kept getting were pictures of my ex

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skilldogster@reddit

Evil lurks within your soul.

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wademcgillis@reddit

The Shadow knows.

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weirdoimmunity@reddit

Wow. Is this anal vs vaginal creampie?

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Markie199711@reddit

At work?

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LongjumpingAct4263@reddit

Everything reminds me of her.

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Doctor_What_@reddit

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sleepyroosterweight@reddit

Yeast infection vs. blue waffles

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meownace2societee@reddit

That’s… Not right

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Hellboyyyyy25@reddit

This cannot be real

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Jazzlike-Lecture8596@reddit

Please. Stop. The. Madness. What is that tattoo, what a distasteful ad for your gender reveal 😂... if she were my friend, I'd tell her to gone head and take that down.

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Jazzlike-Lecture8596@reddit

Please. Stop. The. Madness. What is that tattoo, what a distasteful ad for your gender reveal 😂... if she were my friend, I'd tell her to gone head and take that down.

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