I got your patient portal right here

Posted by Schyznik@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 209 comments

Anybody else having trouble adjusting to the new norm in health care of dealing with a patient portal in lieu of communicating with people over the phone?

I get it. Here in the 21st century we can’t be bogged down paying a bunch of people to answer a bunch of phone calls. But this is my healthcare at stake and I can’t communicate with my provider because there is invariably some #%*?€¥£!!! Fuckup with my password not being correct or some such bullshit that prevents me from setting up my goddamn patient portal account in the first place or doesn’t recognize my password on the odd occasion when I actually need to use the patient portal.

I swear someday I’m going to die because I won’t have a goddamn password to access whatever would save me from whatever ends up killing me.