The 1938 Longhorn Custom built by Oliver Albert.... A car fit for the CEO of Texas..

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Banarnars@reddit

A car for the CEO of Texas as well as Doug Dimadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome

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Charizaxis@reddit

My main issue is the windshield, it looks so top heavy

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scorpious@reddit

Right? My only problem with this thing is THAT IT EXISTS.

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harrymadsak@reddit

It's good for the culture if nothing else

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HSprof@reddit

Mine is also the windshield.

Expect it's specifically the wipers.. IT HAS NO ROOF, but let's prepare for rain anyway 🤦‍♂️

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Plastic_Dingo_400@reddit

I didn't notice the wipers, if you drive fast enough you don't get wet lol.

I hardly noticed the windshield because I'm transfixed by whatever is going on with the front end of this thing. It's like a pug got stung my a bee

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N33chy@reddit

A friend and I set out on a road trip in his Miata with the top down. It started raining on the way but we just didn't stop and never got wet. It was awesome.

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DubTeeF@reddit

Nothing more fun than a roadster in rain.

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NotAnotherFNG@reddit

No that bulging nose under the hood is the main issue. I like it other than that.

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CatboyInAMaidOutfit@reddit

Even the tires look like they were hideously deformed by cancerous growths.

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kingmiker@reddit

That thing has gotta steer like a train with that wheelbase.

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raoul_bukowski@reddit

Actually, I bet it steers like a drunken, pregnant cow..

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Viharabiliben@reddit

A car designed for a cartoon character that’s 4 feet tall with a 20 gallon hat.

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Fake-Podcast-Ad@reddit

Pour thing has been inbred worst than a Hapsburg heir, probably needs a tug vehicle to parallel park

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GadFlyBy@reddit

Now you can get simultaneous parking tickets from two different jurisdictions.

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DarthMeow504@reddit

Imagine signing your name to that monstrosity.

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nanorama2000@reddit

Needs some longhorn horns on the front

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NEON_TYR0N3@reddit

Wait… 160 MPH?!!!! If it reaches this speed it’ll blow a cube shaped hole in reality

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BJoe1976@reddit

I would be shocked if that abomination could do 160kph (99mph) let alone mph

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Hi_Trans_Im_Dad@reddit

It has a V12 flathead engine in it. I'll bet it can book some ass.

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One-Jump-2970@reddit

Totally not gonna overheat in 2 seconds and crack the block...and also the perspective was weird at first cuz i thought it was just a super narrow v12

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BJoe1976@reddit

That engine was good for 130hp for the big version of it, and that’s no Model A it’s sitting in either, sure as hell don’t look like a pup either.

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Exactly. I love those engines, just the fact that they exist at all is awesome, but to pretend that they could be considered powerful (even from the perspective of the 1050s) is a bit ridiculous. This thing absolutely wasn’t quick, nor was it likely to be fast (and with 1930s suspension, you really wouldn’t want to take this thing much over 40mph).

This is a parade cruiser at best. The odometer tells you all you need to know about its practicality as a mode of transportation.

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BJoe1976@reddit

Yup, it’s a showboat at best, a really hideous one at that.

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blumptrump@reddit

Add a transmission with probably 2 gears, geared up way to fucking high as they did back then and that puppy could probably do a roaring fast 60mph in 20 seconds and 100mph in a lightning quick 3 minutes

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