You’re offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing?
Posted by overflowingsunset@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 159 comments
Posted by overflowingsunset@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 159 comments
DMmeyourlatinatits@reddit
Pulp Fiction. I've seen it a dozen times, it's so memorable that I'm not likely to forget a large portion of the dialogue.
I'm hesitant to say The Big Lebowski because there's so many um's and ah's and stuttered sentences. I would be panicking as my score crept lower and lower and so stressed out trying to remember conversations on the fly. It would ruin the movie for me if I knew that I lost 100,000 dollars because I forgot Smokey's message to The Dude or what the waitress's second line of dialogue was.
BehaveRight@reddit
Gotta get those pulp fiction numbers up
creamcitybrix@reddit
I want to watch the Big Lebowski a lot. That’s not why I do it. I NEED to do it. Stuck all day dealing with cat up the tree news, nonstop political ads. Real acidic, mustard shit. Gotta feed the monkey.
CaptainJackAubrey2@reddit
Well that's just, like, your opinion man.
You seen Pulp Fiction a dozen times? I guarantee I've seen Big Lebowski over 100 times.
DMmeyourlatinatits@reddit
The fuck is with this guy? Who is he?
SeparateMongoose192@reddit
Knox Harrington, the video artist.
3016137234@reddit
The friend with the cleft asshole?
Black0utdrunk@reddit
Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous.
pragmatic_particle@reddit
You’re out of your element
Used-Society4298@reddit
This is our concern, Dude
spidersinthesoup@reddit
PF for me as well, might even get 95% of that one. BL I'd prolly only get about 70%...this is most likely because I saw PF many, many times before I started toking. Not the case for BL lol
Hotmancoco420@reddit
American Pie
Dad-Baud@reddit
In front of children? Scarface.
Reasonable-Owl-3857@reddit
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
bandley3@reddit
The Artist
Bottle_Major@reddit
La Bamba. Easy peasy.
maximfabulosum@reddit
Anything by Buster Keaton. Fight me.
bigmattyc@reddit
Ghostbusters tbh
BigSwiss1988@reddit
Friday, Next Friday, or Friday After Next
IcarusForPrez@reddit
The fuck you talking about man?
egodisaster@reddit
Forrest Gump.
Or... Little Mermaid (don't ask)
VolumeBubbly9140@reddit
I'd have to go with Tombstone.
Mysterious-Bid8994@reddit
Dick or Rod or Johnson
Shopstop74@reddit
WALTER So you have no frame of reference, here Donny. You’re like a child who wanders in -
DUDE Walter...
Stratoblaster1969@reddit
Bulk of the series
DummBee1805@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!
Drew_randall@reddit
Monty Python and the Holy grail
PastAggressive6939@reddit
Why is this getting downvoted?
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
PastAggressive6939@reddit
It would probably be either Big Lebowski or alternatively Monty Python and the Holy Grail-I know both of those movies by heart pretty much
The_Good_Constable@reddit
I'm sorry I wasn't listening.
glue_lagoon@reddit
Stay out of the coliseum, deadbeat!
RoachZR@reddit
Look it’s been a long day, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
funkypunk69@reddit
The colosseum was already gone. Once the big bad wolf was gone all that was left was a house of cards...Unfortunately.
I was hoping I had more to work with.
maculpep@reddit
A Charlie Chaplin film
Murky_Historian8675@reddit
New shit has come to light man!!
davesToyBox@reddit
For those of us who need Cliffs Notes…
MyVariousWhatnots@reddit
Robocop
DrSimonMulberry@reddit
Fifth Element. Easily can recite 80%, probably can recite 90%.
No-Negotiation-4587@reddit
Friday. I can recite that movie word for word from start to finish.
jeffreyclayborn@reddit
Hey, older the berry the sweeter the juice!
Naw fool, it's the darker the berry the sweeter the juice.
... well she dark as a motherfucker too.
No-Negotiation-4587@reddit
The Lord is my shepard, HE KNOW WHAT I WANT! Mrs. Parker! Let's say a little prayer, Mrs. Parker!
DanimalHarambe@reddit
Happy Gilmore.
jeffreyclayborn@reddit
The price is wrong, bitch!
Forbin057@reddit
Fear and Loathing.
jeffreyclayborn@reddit
A sober man can handle the image of their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth, but no one could be expected to handle this.
Forbin057@reddit
Dogs fucked the pope. No fault of mine.
Blahghgh@reddit
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation!!!
You serious Clark?
jeffreyclayborn@reddit
So Eddie what'll it be? Get you something to eat? Something to drink? Drag you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Free-Huckleberry3590@reddit
CLUE
Automatic-Bedroom926@reddit
Logjamming
peauxtheaux@reddit
At least it’s an ethos
Virtual-Superman@reddit
Christmas Vacation.
Its-Rhetorical@reddit
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. NO TICKET!
MarshallThrenody@reddit
Lebowski, o brother, Napoleon dynamite or pump fiction. 90% would be harddd tho
Ghosts_of_the_maze@reddit
Logjammin’
Pronz_Connosieur@reddit
Paint Drying (2023).
Whole_Ad_4523@reddit
Do I have to cut the other 10%?
OddballLouLou@reddit
The rocky horror picture show
merkaba_462@reddit
OddballLouLou@reddit
Well babies, don’t you panic. Cuz I know Every single word. 😂
merkaba_462@reddit
But will I mess it up because of audience participation lines 🤷🏻♀️ (probably not...)
merkaba_462@reddit
GoochTwain@reddit
funkypunk69@reddit
what an eccentric, quirky, and odd film. My wife and I get a kick out of it from time to time.
GoochTwain@reddit
Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile
cobarbob@reddit
if coach had put you in the 4th quarter life would have been different for you u/GoochTwain
telemaster19@reddit
Dumb and Dumber. And Snatch.
Friday is my most quoted movie, though I’m sure.
jackSB24@reddit
Step brothers
johnnybigbones1@reddit
Half Baked.. but the irony that I can only remember half of the movie from being baked is hilarious
Joe-Suzukey@reddit
Master and commander
zingzing175@reddit
Matrix, or Clerks.
MongoPushr@reddit
Koyaanisqatsi
allhaildre@reddit
100%
Tasty-Application807@reddit
You're joking... but perhaps you're right.
Oldrandguy1971@reddit
If I could not choose TBL, it would be “Chinatown”, Jake.
ManliestManHam@reddit
you a big meat eater, Mallory?
FunnieNameGoesHere@reddit
All is Lost
isthisonetaken13@reddit
Brandt can't listen though, otherwise he has to pay $10,000.
PlentyOfMoxie@reddit
There's this fella.. fella I wanna tell you about...
SeparateMongoose192@reddit
Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski.
JustTheBeerLight@reddit
Hey big guy.
BobbyMac2212@reddit
Friday. Had the whole thing memorized when I was like 10-11 yrs old. Me and my buddy would watch it, pick characters and put it on mute then say the whole movie. Good thing I was a kid because even just typing this sounds incredibly sad and pathetic lol
BobbyMac2212@reddit
Friday. Had the whole thing memorized when I was like 10-11 yrs old. Me and my buddy would watch it, pick characters and put in mute then say the whole movie. Good thing I was a kid because even just typing this sounds incredibly sad and pathetic lol
Nesbitt_Burns@reddit
100 grand man! And they gave the Dude a beeper.
SeparateMongoose192@reddit
What if it's during a game?
The_BarroomHero@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream
SeparateMongoose192@reddit
What the fuck is that?
vegsac@reddit
I am the walrus
Necessary_Ad_7203@reddit
Lord of the Rings is the easiest for me.
ccourt46@reddit
Cast Away
SensatiousHiatus@reddit
Wilson!
Billbeachwood@reddit
That's fuckin' interesting, man...
troy42c@reddit
The Mighty Ducks, or The Mughty Ducks 2
Elegant_Potential917@reddit
Top Gun, and it’s not even close. Idk how many times I watched it from age 10 to 25.
Similar-Sir-2952@reddit
Human paraquat
RoadNo6820@reddit
I just read that was the only improvised line in the whole movie
rufneck-420@reddit
That’s interesting man, that’s fucking interesting.
imnottiger@reddit
Shut the fuck up RoadNo6820
Kentuckywindage01@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
OG-Giligadi@reddit
You're out of your element!
PuzzlerMike@reddit
🎵Seeeee them tumbling down, Pledging their love to the ground🎵
saxbassoon@reddit
Much as I love the Dude, it's gotta be the Blues Brothers. "We had a band that could turn goat piss into gasoline."
ConnieLingus34@reddit
I’ll have four fried chickens and a coke
saxbassoon@reddit
Don't you blespheme in here!
funkypunk69@reddit
Getting the band back together...
Warm_Sort3093@reddit
The dude was most certainly a lazy man.
G-Unit11111@reddit
Either Big Lebowski or The Dark Knight
Roderto@reddit
Sometimes, there’s a man, well… he just wants to watch the world burn.
G-Unit11111@reddit
All Bruce ever wanted... was his Bat Cave back.
funkypunk69@reddit
I was just asking to stop being reprogrammed...and then to help
I asked repeatedly if things could move on while being asked for more treats.
funkypunk69@reddit
I am Bat Dad
Saucey-jack@reddit
Silent Movie
Freddydaddy@reddit
The gods must be crazy
OG-Giligadi@reddit
Harold and Maude
AwareExchange2305@reddit
Yearse!
OG-Giligadi@reddit
Then YOU shall take ME home!
nb6635@reddit
Blazing Saddles
Hagfist@reddit
EpV: ESB
Thelittleshepherd@reddit
Caddy Shack
Zorpfield@reddit
Star Wars
08_West@reddit
Caveman starring Ringo Starr.
Federal-Commission87@reddit
A Quiet Place
surfinbird@reddit
SCMODS State. County. Municipal. Offender. Data. System.
threeoldbeigecamaros@reddit
See them tumbling down….
janusrose@reddit
Maybe it’s my high talking but I just imagined some of the most bloody fighting scenes from gladiator in slomo with that song playing
G-Unit11111@reddit
Pledging their love to the grooooooouuuuuunnnnnd...
Tony-HawkTuah@reddit
Quest for Fire (1981)
ballin_weasel@reddit
As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money!
UnlikelyAbroad5903@reddit
*Ralph Cifaretto perks up from his dirt nap
gloriosky_zero@reddit
You're like a child who wanders in -- in the middle of a movie, and wants to --
SortofChef@reddit
Super Troopers
GEN_X-gamer@reddit
About last night. 1987 original
Undark_@reddit
All Is Lost
(I'm pretty sure the only line in that movie is the word "fuck")
FleshyPartOfThePin@reddit
How about every single episode of the Sopranos?
AwareExchange2305@reddit
We takes the money Lebowski
KoobsInABox@reddit
Yes, a hundred thousand bones, or clams, or whatever you call them
Supro1560S@reddit
Luc Besson’s The Last Battle.
Secret-Treacle-1590@reddit
The Big Lebowski
zaalqartveli@reddit
I can recite ALIEN/ALIENS word for word - watched these two almost every week since 1992.
Ok-Film-2436@reddit
The Duderino and the original TMNT movie.
GothPenguin@reddit
Blues Brothers
Frunklin@reddit
Do silent films count?
Ill_Awareness_6265@reddit
Finally will have money in the cash machine for Bunny.
SoleSurvivorX01@reddit
You’re not blowing 🎶
RomeStar@reddit
Caveman
Lemmon_Scented@reddit
Jaws, probably. I’ve had Quint’s monologue memorized for years
_shaftpunk@reddit
La Bamba.
Pleasant_Expert_1990@reddit
Silent Movie
Quirky-Prune-2408@reddit
Home Alone or Lebowski
FragrantNinja7898@reddit
“Buford’s the sly one, already knows his ABCs…”
FragrantNinja7898@reddit
“Call me Hi”…
Think_Seaweed_7314@reddit
Ishtar
LookAtMyWookie@reddit
Mel Brooks silent movie.
draynay@reddit
NON
Hopeful-Flounder-203@reddit
Something with Charlie Chaplin in it.
Nilabisan@reddit
Silent Movie by Mel Brooks.
Ok_Perception_2707@reddit
Beav- You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?
VortexM19@reddit
Um
herberstank@reddit
Well way out west....