Thanks, man. This sub abides.
Posted by CitizenSnipz777@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 83 comments
Just wanted to say thank you to this sub for providing good vibes during weird times. It’s ma birthday and all I heard in my head when I woke up was, “Eh, Fuck it, Dude…Let’s go bowling.” So I’m on my way to the lanes listening to Creedence. Cheers, Dudes. Keep abiding.
AKCanonSong@reddit
Happy 2oz’s Vodka, 1oz Kahlua, 1oz heavy cream to yah, far out man.
Tsowdsun@reddit
I’m just gonna find a cash machine.
Bluepilgrim3@reddit
Well, I dig your style too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing goin’.
Icy-Degree-5845@reddit
Thankee.
jackasspenguin@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
NachoSerf@reddit
Does he still post?
Icy-Degree-5845@reddit
Oh no. He has health problems.
cntUcDis@reddit
Bulk of the series
mantis_tobagan_md@reddit
Not exactly a fucking lightweight
2wheelsThx@reddit
HE CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT!!
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
Oh, no, he have health problems
Soulless--Plague@reddit
You don’t go out looking like that do you? On a birthday?!
DummBee1805@reddit
Is this a…whose birthday is this?
CitizenSnipz777@reddit (OP)
You mind if I do a jay?
slemnem80@reddit
I'll suck your cock for $1k
chinookhooker@reddit
Two oat sodas Gary, one for me, and the brother shamus
Winter-Movie3721@reddit
We shan't abide another toe....
SasquatchSoda@reddit
(slam) FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
glue_lagoon@reddit
Sir, this is a family restaurant.
Worried-Button-2943@reddit
Im stayin
SasquatchSoda@reddit
Oh please, dear!?
BurtMacklinsrubies@reddit
Oh I can get you a toe. Fucking amateurs
Speculawyer@reddit
I heard you rolled your way into the semis...
Liam and me... We're gonna fuck you up!
CitizenSnipz777@reddit (OP)
Yeah, well, ya know…That’s just like, your opinion, man.
ChrjoGehsal@reddit
Vagina.
CitizenSnipz777@reddit (OP)
The female form does not make me uncomfortable.
Dar7h_Trader@reddit
I agree. I've been telling everyone this sub has kept me going in the last month.
CitizenSnipz777@reddit (OP)
Amen, friend. Aaaaaaaamen.
FleshyPartOfThePin@reddit
Problem is that bowling alleys are full of fucking facists.
CitizenSnipz777@reddit (OP)
Luckily at noon on a Wednesday there were no fascists. It was just me…And I spent my college days occupying various administration buildings.
Bob_Wilkins@reddit
Make sure they have the Sarsaparilla.
NukeDaBurbs@reddit
Yeah. That’s a good one.
Grip-my-juiceky@reddit
You want a birthday cake? I can get you a cake, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.
CitizenSnipz777@reddit (OP)
Can my lady friend have a piece?
The-Flatypus@reddit
On a weekday?
idubbkny@reddit
that's right Gary
JTHM8008@reddit
Fuckin A…. Happy birthday man.
hornwalker@reddit
Woo! I’m rolling rocks tonight
ShredGuru@reddit
Strikes and Gutters baby, the Dude abides.
ShredGuru@reddit
Strikes and Gutters baby, the Dude abides.
nadamean420@reddit
We’ll go there after the what-have-you.
Entire_Log_4160@reddit
Glad you finally got the venue you wanted, OP! But do you have to curse so much?
Pessemist_Prime@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about?
__cursist__@reddit
Have it your way, Dude
bayernbaltimore25@reddit
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
pmags3000@reddit
Shomer fuckin shabbos!
bayernbaltimore25@reddit
Just take it easy, man!
NickelCitySaint@reddit
Calmer than you are.
Pimpstik69@reddit
I’m perfectly calm dude.
Aggravating-Fee-1615@reddit
Koshakforever@reddit
Ron… KUbi?
funkypunk69@reddit
Let them bring you to the circus and tear you apart only to have a mirror inside. And you are on the flip side already.
ForswornForSwearing@reddit
Where's your car, Dude?
funkypunk69@reddit
nympho overproduced and ignored the messages so many times. This was all I could muster.
I'm sorry.... Too many belief systems to take anyone anywhere. Billiions to one odds
ForswornForSwearing@reddit
funkypunk69@reddit
See you all think I am down and out. I jest keep getting further away.
"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure -- you're f*cked"
Hagfist@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
medorian@reddit
We'll be there man.
an_unexamined_life@reddit
Dude, it's already the 20th.
objectively_a_human@reddit
Far out.
Catalina_Eddie@reddit
We're all very fond of him.
herberstank@reddit
He's a wonderful OP, very free-spirited
objectively_a_human@reddit
StickyLafleur@reddit
Fuckin A. Mind if I do a J? Happy b day!
Pseudonymble@reddit
Eh! I appreciate the way you celebrate birthdays, u/CitizenSnipz777 - completely unspoiled! Your celebrations are being held at a bowling alley downtown. Fuckin' been there forever on a weekday. I'm sure your goons can secure a lane. So if you can reserve me a lane for the occasion - some guy's anniversary? - I'll go mingle ** ~_~ ** you mix a helluva Caucasion, u/CitizenSnipz777!
Conscious_Set_2140@reddit
Sub with a cleft asshole
Realistic-Peak6285@reddit
Far out, man. Mind if I do a jay?
CitizenSnipz777@reddit (OP)
By all means! I’ll join ya.
Pure_Performance7050@reddit
Not the rug man!
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
You don’t go out dressed like on your birthday, do you?
SpringTour77@reddit
Mark it, dude.
Wide_Square_7824@reddit
My kids love CCR and we play it a lot in the car. Every time Lookin’ Out My Back Door comes on I bang the roof. They’ll get the joke when they see the movie in 8 or so years
Hornswagglers_Lament@reddit
When my kids finally watched TBL, they kept shouting “So that’s where it comes from!”
Sitting_in_a_tree_@reddit
I suggest you do what your parents did Sir, and get a job!
Sitting_in_a_tree_@reddit
Yes yes; I am a Lebowski; you are a Lebowski, what of it Sir?
GrimeyJosh@reddit
Waving a fucking gun around?!
FiK-SiR@reddit
Eventually he’ll get sick of his little game and, you know, wander back.
dandle@reddit
I am the Walrus.
KrabbyPatty2028@reddit
If you will it dude, there is no dream
Huge-Acanthisitta485@reddit
Thanks for rolling today and respecting shabos, unlike that fucking Kraut back in the league office.
HermiticHubris@reddit
Berkhalter, he's in charge of scheduling.
HermiticHubris@reddit
Happy birthday fellow Achiever! Throw some rocks man!
turdfurgy69@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine