So this morning my kid is eating breakfast and asks me 'daddy am I free?' And we have a four minute conversation where he's asking me questions like 'why don't I feel free' and 'will I always be free' and I'm having basically a religious experience trying to explain liberty in terms he'll get. Then he asks me 'am I ever going to be four?'

He was saying 'three' with his mouth full of waffle.