ULPT Request: Faking a Planned Parenthood Invoice
Posted by HopefulAnt0925@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 76 comments
A little context, I caught my long term boyfriend of 4+ years cheating, actively having sex with another girl while making plans with and talking to at least 4 others. Before I found out I already had concerns I might be pregnant and told him that. He said he’d pay for an abortion. Now we’re broken up, I am in fact not pregnant, but have told him I am so I can have him “pay” for an abortion and pocket the money. He believes me completely that I am, but insists on having an invoice/or receipt after my “appointment” and he’ll reimburse me. I need to create a fake invoice. Any photoshop wiz’s here willing to help me? I’d be happy to pay someone that can create this for.
Thank you in advance, and happy scheming.
ToQuoteSocrates@reddit
Don't do this, find a picture of an ultrasound and tell him you fell in love with the kid the moment you could see it (never directly say it is his). Tell him he will need to man up for the next 18 years. Wait for his reaction, if he offers you money great, if he doesn't, don't respond to him ever again and let the insecurity eat at him. Never claim it is his child, don't ask for money, let him make the offer.
weak-grape20@reddit
He can google reverse image search the picture of the ultrasound 🙄
nakakamangha@reddit
I'll send a pic of my ultrasound if OP messages me, problem solved.
Arugula2803@reddit
Same lmao
Infamous-Tax7794@reddit
God bless people like u
CadeMan011@reddit
Keep in mind, if the guy is crazy or desperate enough, he might try to kill you.
tidder_mac@reddit
$100, or psychology fuck with him for decades, if not his life?
That’s gold
Bettonracing@reddit
Satan is that you?
Pix-it@reddit
Oooooo I like the long-term term oil plan
Spirited-Water1368@reddit
The best way.
jalapeno442@reddit
This is the best way
LOUDPACK_MASTERCHEF@reddit
Why would he pay you if he sees an invoice proving the thing is already done? Make him pay up before, it's the only way you're gonna see the money
HopefulAnt0925@reddit (OP)
I tried that. He told me he can either come with me to the appointment and pay there or pay an invoice. I don’t want him trying to call billing to pay on my behalf so I’m going to “pay” and then show him the receipt
themidnightowler@reddit
This is will blow up in your face. He will confirm that the invoice is not legitimate, and now he can report you for attempted fraud. There’s a reason he said he will only pay them directly - it’s because he does not trust you.
HoxhasDeadbeatDad@reddit
How can he easily confirm the invoice is fake? Planned Parenthood is really going to break HIPPA laws for some cheating dork with a hunch?
LOUDPACK_MASTERCHEF@reddit
I don't think it's worth the effort in that case. Just block him and let him go crazy thinking he might have a kid out there. Though it definitely sounds like he's calling your bluff anyway...
Gabe750@reddit
Go there and get an invoice for something cheap. Docu scan it and send to computer then edit the cost/service description
HopefulAnt0925@reddit (OP)
What program would you suggest I use for editing?
HoxhasDeadbeatDad@reddit
Adobe Acrobat.
Scan the invoice or find picture of one online as a PDF. Open in Acrobat. Click Edit at the top. Use the Text tool to rewrite over numbers.
I am professionally trained in Photoshop, and I do this all the time because it takes less time than it would for my computer to open photoshop. It works just like editing a word document but it's a PDF.
Other than the invoice, I would suggest telling him that he gave you an STD and they suggest you get the abortion to save your life or some shit like that. He's going to want to go get tested and that's going to cost him more money. You should actually get tested.
I'm sorry, but it sounds like your shitty ex is only asking for an invoice because he wants to blackmail you or ruin your character later on for getting an abortion. Be careful out there. Like the other user said above, make him tell you to get it. Best way to do that is to tell him you want to keep the baby. Send him an ultrasound. Send him an ultrasound and an invoice that says he gave you some freaky rare STD. But say you want to keep it still and are going to chance it. Or that you have to have some kind of crazy surgery for it. Idk, I'm stupid about medical stuff. But in all seriousness be careful with pricks like that. Make him tell you to get the abortion.
FerretMouth@reddit
Photoshop obviously
emax4@reddit
No, paint.net. Why would OP spend hundreds of dollars for one task she may never use again?
FerretMouth@reddit
Why are we buying software? Torrents exist.
AddictiveArtistry@reddit
No need any more. Photoshop offers monthly subscription like everything else nowadays. It's like $10 for a month, then cancel.
BolshevikPower@reddit
Pixlr does a great job for this
41VirginsfromAllah@reddit
R/slavelabor
emax4@reddit
Paint.net (www.getpaint.net). Free, not nagware, and far cheaper than Photoshop.
Fluffy_WAR_Bunny@reddit
If you are used to Photoshop, using anything else for image editing feels like kicking yourself in the balls.
The best free editor to me is www.photopea.com because of its Photoshop UI.
yourdonefor_wt@reddit
Photopea has saved my ass in soo many college projects
crashsaturnlol@reddit
You can scan it in and then save as a PDF. Use a program like Nitro to read the document and make it editable. From there you can change pretty much anything on it. No photoshop required.
mylifeisquestionable@reddit
Adobe PDF
Latter_Inspector_711@reddit
r/photoshoprequests
Communistpirate69@reddit
Maybe use chat GPT or another A.I. to make a letter. It might be able to do an invoice too.
rynosota@reddit
Chat GPT would have the invoice say "Planned Parrothood".
AddictiveArtistry@reddit
Caw.
WeAreyoMomma@reddit
But who will look after the birds?
weak-grape20@reddit
There’s a photoshop group on Facebook where people will photoshop any pictures you’re willing to send into whatever you want. I don’t know the name of the group, but my friend is currently in it. You should try there
WheezyGonzalez@reddit
Try this
https://planned-parenthood-receipt.pdffiller.com
PwnBr0k3r@reddit
Give it up, he’s already onto you. That’s why he wants to pay in person or an invoice. He will try to settle the invoice directly with PP, not with you.
OppositeChocolate687@reddit
it sounds like the two of you are both dishonest POS and match made in heaven.
AddictiveArtistry@reddit
Seems this sub isn't for you, lolol.
10twinkletoes@reddit
Dude you’re in ULPT.
maruhchan@reddit
can you explain? she isn't causing harm to anyone but his wallet while he lied for 4 years, manipulated her and others, all while endangering her and the others' health.
and you're in ULPT. maybe this isn't the place for ya? maybe you consider posting this comment on all posts?
Environmental-End729@reddit
I did something similar, I just looked up templates and then made my own on Google docs and printed it out.
trustedbyamillion@reddit
If you really wanna get back at him, go have sex with him again while ovulating and get pregnant. Then keep the baby, boom 18 years child support.
heyuwiththehairnface@reddit
ewww
coolguy4206969@reddit
r/illegallifeprotips
cottoncandymandy@reddit
Girl, you better get that money beforehand. Why would he reimburse you after doing what he wants?
HopefulAnt0925@reddit (OP)
It’s kinda one of those things, if I get the money, awesome, if I don’t, I didn’t need it to begin with. I feel confident he’ll pay me. He’s assured me he’ll send money for me to take off work and have a spa day following the appt
auntvic11@reddit
I mean you’d want an std test anyway!! So go with the option above
Worth-Economics8978@reddit
Illegal tips are not allowed.
Please read the rules in the sidebar.
10twinkletoes@reddit
Can you name your best friend ‘PLANNED PARENTHOOD’ in your banking app, send them say $400, then send him a screenshot of your banking transactions? Then obviously your friend sends you the money back.
pensalivre@reddit
This is not unethical.
This is plain theft. A crime.
HopefulAnt0925@reddit (OP)
You don’t think it should be a considered a crime this guy stole years of my life from me, lied to me, cheated on me, and more than likely gave me an std? I’m asking this sub for a reason.
MsChrisRI@reddit
If you get caught faking a pregnancy to fake an invoice, you lose the ethical high ground. He will waste no opportunity to publicly smear you.
You’d be better off presenting him with an itemized list of things you bought for your shared living space, or something else that it’s reasonable to demand reimbursement for. There’s also future fun in exposing his various side pieces to whoever he dupes into being his next “main” girlfriend.
Sman710@reddit
lmao such a whiny victim, this subreddit is just becoming a place where people seek revenge because they can’t move on, weird
pensalivre@reddit
No. Its not.
Aromatic-Arugula-896@reddit
Dont feed the trolls lol hope you can follow through with your plan!
In some places it actually is a crime if he gave you an STD...
BigMackMoney11@reddit
The police are trash they are “investigating “ a pedofile felon on probation that forged a court document it’s been over a month of “investigation” like wtf are you even doing you have the document you have all the info you need wtf are you doing? Sheriffs? Nothing. DA? Nothing it’s insane. Also he wrote a bad check it’s so crazy no one cares. They would prolly laugh at him if he tried
Aromatic-Arugula-896@reddit
Lmaoooo please
glavent@reddit
Oh yes, the police department will get right on this case! They will bring in a forensic expert, get the DA involved, and bring justice to this $500 private matter crime.
I swear some of you Redditors think the police give a damn about stupid shit.
ibebilly96@reddit
Yeah sounds like he won here you’re batshit crazy
maruhchan@reddit
bruh, you're in ULPT, you ok?
ibebilly96@reddit
Doesn’t make my stance incorrect
guambob@reddit
Wow, ya’ll are both trash.
maruhchan@reddit
I don't see how both are trash. One cheated multiple times through lies and manipulation while jeopardizing their partner's health and the other is asking in ULPT how to be unethical by tricking the cheater into giving them money. It's worth noting the latter is not seeking to harm others beyond her ex's wallet.
One is heavily amoral and the other mildly unethical. So I guess one is a dumpster fire and the other a bag of plastic bottles for ya.
BustDown041@reddit
How much you paying? Lol
Evolm@reddit
I could totally make you this but hell no. Lying to a guy and telling him you're pregnant is too unethical. Just move on with your life, this petty bs is probably beneath you.
coolest35@reddit
Wth? The ethical train left when the dude decided to start banging some other chick.
Evolm@reddit
People cheat. Abortion is not a trifling matter.
Evolm@reddit
There's levels. Faking a child is too much
perplexedspirit@reddit
Follow the advice of the Redditor above and go for an unrelated service to get an invoice. Ask them to email it. Use a free online pdf editor to tweak it.
Mission_Spray@reddit
Go to planned parenthood for an std test, because who knows what he exposed you to? That can mess you up forever if not treated right away. Ask for the receipt, and then use that as a template.
Bonus points if you ask PP ahead of time what the process is, number of visits you’d need, and what costs would be should you need one.
programo@reddit
https://makereceipt.com/
glavent@reddit
Find a planned parenthood invoice online, go on fivvr and find someone who’s offering photoshop gigs. Send them the picture of the invoice and ask them to alter it with whatever you want. Just stack up, like $89 exam, $139 aftercare meds, $490 abortion, $225 exam room prep. Keep it under $1000 and you should be good to go. Go get that fucker lol
HopefulAnt0925@reddit (OP)
Plus he’s pretty remorseful and has insisted that he will pay and do anything he can to “support” me lmao 🙄
abelle99@reddit
Try Fiverr