He found me!
Posted by Invasive-farmer@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 34 comments
I was never a fan, and never had one. But here I am in Belize Central America and this guy is on the back of a friend's couch, staring at me.
Automatic_Fun_8958@reddit
My nephew in the early 90s had one. I remember putting in an Ozzy cassette to see if he could lip sync to Over The Mountain
CaliRollerGRRRL@reddit
What happened?
Automatic_Fun_8958@reddit
His head spun around then he caught on fire! No, seriously his mouth just moved like a badly dubbed 70s kung fu movie, it didn’t line up at all to the song.
CaliRollerGRRRL@reddit
It’s weird no one made an evil killer Teddy Ruxpin movie 🧸👹☠️
Automatic_Fun_8958@reddit
I am sure it’s going to happen sooner or later!
ThinkingThingsHurts@reddit
Warning: Do not play a Metallica tape . Teddy don't like that.
CaliRollerGRRRL@reddit
He likes Slayer! 🤘
thenoid42@reddit
My cousins received one for Christmas the year they came out. I replaced the tape inside with a Slayer cassette and asked them to show me how it worked. I’ll never forget their faces and the crying that followed.
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
Lol
jtphilbeck@reddit
Oh Mr. Ruxpin.
Horror_Purple1867@reddit
I was so jealous, my cousin had a Teddy Rexpun, I wish I had a Teddy Rexpun bear.
vengefultacos@reddit
My highschool friend worked at a department store back in the 80's. One time, they made him do a double shift: 2nd shift on the floor, then 3rd shift restocking all night after the store closed. Needless to say, he was strung out by the end of that. As he was stumbing his way through the store to go home, he happened to walk through the toy aisle.
Then he noticed a teddy bear had started talking to him.
He had never heard of Teddy Ruxpin.
He. Freaked. The. Fuck. Out.
DangerKitty555@reddit
Were the batteries included?!? 😏
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
Ha! You don't think I TOUCHED it, do you?!
DangerKitty555@reddit
Nope, of course you didn’t 🤭
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
Knowing the folks who's couch he was on I was scared that it may've been a Spanish speaking Teddy. I'm out! *Snapped a pic and left.
DangerKitty555@reddit
Adios Mio! You’re fine, safe travels ✨🫡✨
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
Lol. Adios.
But I live here. There is no escape.
Send lawyers, gums, and money.
DangerKitty555@reddit
On the way! ✨✌🏼🛼✨
Key_Inevitable_5201@reddit
He exposed that Danta wasn't real for me.
CreativeProfession57@reddit
A friend’s little sister had one. We would replace his talking tape with heavy metal and pink, and Teddy… Teddy tried his best.
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
What a workout for Teddy
Tralfaz1138@reddit
I worked for a company that did contract job to develop some software for Teddy Ruxpin. I don't know that the software was ever released, but one guy working on the project said he would put Teddy in a box every now and then and he would say "It's dark in here".
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
😳 not scary at all 😬😐
Hartford0061@reddit
Can you and I be friends?
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Select-Belt-ou812@reddit
Oh My God, they've found me!!! Run for it Marty!!!
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
Great Scott!
Tonto_HdG@reddit
Teddy ain't nothin' to fuck with.
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
Lol
BillionTonsHyperbole@reddit
My parents bought me a Gabby Bear instead. I was disappointed but still loved the thing. Used to put Weird Al cassettes all up in him so he could "sing along."
Invasive-farmer@reddit (OP)
Buhahaha!
I would've like to have heard him sing Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Rolley Polley Fish Heads.
MaximumJones@reddit
"Help me!!"
AaronTheElite007@reddit