"Pepperoni pizza fried rice" or "Pepperoni pizza risotto"?
Posted by ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 57 comments
Posted by ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 57 comments
trevrichards@reddit
Hell, I could eat.
BJntheRV@reddit
This doesn't sound bad and makes me want to try making pepperoni pizza polenta (grits).
m0rtm0rt@reddit
Would
darthcaedusiiii@reddit
Pepperoni pizza egg whites. No Wegmans sauce. Just ketchup. If it was raining I would probably make the drive just for their pasta sauce.
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
So i sauteed some cherry tomatoes, garlic and pepperoni, splashed with some cream, then tossed in some leftover rice and cubed mozzarella. Cooked sone more.It was awesome
Amneiger@reddit
Fried rice is best when you use leftover rice, and risotto calls for not-leftover rice. So to answer the question in the title, this would be fried rice.
As someone who finds new foods interesting, I appreciate your expansion of fried rice science.
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
True. But I also made a sauce first and mixed the rice in, although cooked. It's kind of a hybrid
Thesource674@reddit
You add stock slowly to the rice in risotto, not the other way around. Its to achieve a specific texture with a specific type of rice. Im all for your dish cap, but honestly it even sounds better as pizza fried rice than risotto. 9/10 would smash
LB3PTMAN@reddit
It’s not a risotto at all. But it looks fairly tasty.
No_Revenue_8040@reddit
Jambalaya
itsyaboisknnypen1s@reddit
everybody here are haters who aren’t ready for what’s possible. keep it up, king 👑
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
Yourmomisstrong@reddit
I'm letting you cook
MoirasPurpleOrb@reddit
That sounds goddamn amazing
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
It was pretty good. Will make again with tweaks
skeletalcohesion@reddit
bro this looks delish
beccamorto8@reddit
I'd smash this banger face straight in the plate.
UsualAd7267@reddit
You telling me this pepperoni fried this rice
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
Italy should drone strike whoever create this food travesty
But I bet he didn’t taste half bad
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
It was me 👋
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
How dare you...
KlopperSteele@reddit
Looks like it could use a touch more sauce.
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
True
The_Pacman007@reddit
Absolute ass
arthurdentstowels@reddit
Risotto is supposed to be at least a bit wet
GuyFromLI747@reddit
This needs to be thing in a takeout place.. I would definitely pay for this .. looks delish
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
Wow. Thanks
Equivalent-Sink4612@reddit
This honestly looks and sounds delicious to me!! Wish I could have a bowl of it right now.
Equivalent-Sink4612@reddit
This honestly looks and sounds delicious to me!! Wish I could have a bowl of it right now.
Away-Squirrel2881@reddit
It sounds kind of good to me,I’d give it a try
Equivalent-Sink4612@reddit
Me too!!! I don't understand all the people saying NO...then again, I'm pretty hungry right now.
areyou_nobody_too@reddit
I'm about to turn my pizza leftovers into something for breakfast. I respect the creativity.
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
Wat, what? Turn into? Cold pizza leftovers are in and of themselves already breakfast. No modifications needed. 😉
imadork1970@reddit
salt and pepper. nom nom nom.
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
Of course. There's also red pepper flakes, baail, oregano, grated Parmigiano AND Romano cheese
Cumfornot1a@reddit
Damn, getting all fancy here.
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
Be nothing if not fancy.
imadork1970@reddit
even more nom nom nom.
AdrianRP@reddit
Many people would call this paella lol
Czeckyoursauce@reddit
Who are these many people? And where can we find the ptch forks to chase them with?
AdrianRP@reddit
Oh boy, they're all over, you're only safe in the Spanish subreddits and the sub made specifically to mock foreigners who take their shot at paella
Bando_@reddit
Looks fire. Downvoting
confusedra2476@reddit
Id drizzle ranch over it, but this looks amazing. Well done OP
JeddHawk@reddit
Needs fried eggs.
stupidassfoot@reddit
Fuck no.
ItalnStalln@reddit
Could be worse. Then post above this in my feed was this https://www.reddit.com/r/badfoodporn/s/dnxIhWS2jt
UnitedSteakOfAmerica@reddit
Just tragic
muttoid@reddit
this looks scrumptious
DifficultHeat1803@reddit
No
REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum@reddit
Well atleast the air between bites was good 😊
SanchoPanzaLaMancha1@reddit
I think it would be pizza fried riceqq
BrazilianButtCheeks@reddit
Absolutely not😂
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
😕
teddehyirra@reddit
Thats just a no bake pizza casserole. Sounds delicious.
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit (OP)
Call it whatever. I just looked around and in my fridge and said why not
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