Gayreek is confused | TheaterFire

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InvestO0O0O0O0r@reddit

Edgy roomerposting[fun fact: it gets instantly removed when I add the g, the usual suspects getting offended about it again] about choosing between killing or fucking kids.

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edbods@reddit

guessing it's a site wide thing, usually the automod says what got removed

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Guessing the g-word got put on the ban list after too many based redditors started correctly using it to describe alphabet people, especially those alphabet people who will never be of the female sex.

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InvestO0O0O0O0r@reddit

Nah. I just tried posting a known "slur" and it got instant shadow removed without the bot. It seems they moved on to classic reddit janny methods.

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Treshimek@reddit

-> cunny cult

honestly, what did i even expect

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lordofmmo@reddit

newfriends cannot into greentext send a \ behind the >

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Treshimek@reddit

who fucking cares

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Swurphey@reddit

Youngfags who want to be part of the old guard

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Todd_the_Wraith@reddit

> Caring about being an 'old guard' on Reddit.

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Swurphey@reddit

hence this all being retarded

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smegmancer@reddit

-> policing greentext on leddit

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SonOfThorss@reddit

Never once in my life has this thought ever crossed my mind

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No12345678901@reddit

Unimaginative mind you have there.

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Deep-Perception4588@reddit

I sorta did in high school. I wanted to do an essay based on saw and ask, which is a more moral choice between killing a person, torturing a person, or raping a person. I never wrote the essay since I decided against since they complained about using a question in your opening statement.

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cyclops_supporter@reddit

I don't think the reason I'm conflicted about this is because I'm Israeli but because it's a messed up question

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AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit

I know, 'both' should be an option.

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Banned_Dont_Care@reddit

Careful, I made a similar joke in this sub on my last account and it got banned.

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keepingitrealgowrong@reddit

Good way to get an IP ban is by admitting this.

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Project2025IsOn@reddit

IP is not enough to ID a specific person.

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keepingitrealgowrong@reddit

Reddit doesn't need to ID a specific person, they're a private company.

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Project2025IsOn@reddit

If they did IP bans they would ban entire neighborhoods.

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Total_Network6312@reddit

they dont prevent you from making new reddit accounts when you get banned.

only if you attempt to evade subreddit bans

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VictorChen5@reddit

Oh nooooo banned from Reddit. 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱 😱😱😱😱😱

Whatever shall I do?

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Dark_Pestilence@reddit

You don't even need to make a burner email or use a temp mail to make a new account. If you use the old site you can just click enter without an email

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Noke_swog@reddit

The real question is “in what order?” That’s what separates the boys from the men.

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Bunnys_Toe@reddit

Gets even harder when the Israeli is told that both options are free.

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xxcali559xx@reddit

KEK

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Fantastic_Grand8894@reddit

can I cook you

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cyclops_supporter@reddit

My brain is already cooked so might as well finish the job

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CommieEnder@reddit

Yeah. Neither option is exactly great lol, I don't have an answer for whatever the fuck this is.

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necropaw@reddit

The correct answer is turn 360 degrees and walk away

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PM-ME-BOOBSANDBUTTS@reddit

report to the gallows for immediate beheading

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RomanianProtestant@reddit

Its common practice for Nonces to create extreme hypotheticals aimed at making normal people agree with them.

This one is a good example, nobody wants to kill a child so the diddler behind it the question is hoping they'll choose the other answer and thus validate his perversions.

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gravitydood@reddit

Guys, would you rather spy women in public toilets or strangle prostitutes until they pass out??

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KrizRPG@reddit

Who TF starts a conversation like that!? I just sat down!

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CathNoctifer@reddit

rip bozo

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Crispicoom@reddit

Which one would you do first

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gravitydood@reddit

One, then the other, then the first one again

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sp0derwan@reddit

"CunnyCult" Ok bro

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

Yeah there's no point of incarceration there, there's no chance of rehabilitation. Just kill them all and let god sort them out.

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TheUnsaddledTEX@reddit

Based and woodchipper pilled

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smegmancer@reddit

Even full on sterilization doesn't really work.

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Italy-Memes@reddit

behind the shed, two in the head

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g1Razor15@reddit

Rope and a tree is cheaper

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ProlapsePatrick@reddit

Trees are expensive

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g1Razor15@reddit

I meant hang them, like we used to do with criminals

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ProlapsePatrick@reddit

I know i was making a joke silly

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Darkenmal@reddit

How about we hang everyone who answered that poll?

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xxcali559xx@reddit

What if it was a baby Netanyahu?

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ProstheTec@reddit

Por qué no los dos?

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xxcali559xx@reddit

Voy a tener que pedir que te desconectes

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SunderedValley@reddit

Lots of reasons to kill children. Look at it practically.

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WOMMART-IS-RASIS@reddit

chomo thinks this is a good "gotcha" question

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WorldlyEmployment@reddit

Kill Myself bruh

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American_Crusader_15@reddit

What if we fucking kill the OOOP instead for coming up with this question?

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Banned_Dont_Care@reddit

First you have to answer, so which is it? Pervert or Abortion doctor?

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lordofmmo@reddit

no brain activity, not a child. much like yourself

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Banned_Dont_Care@reddit

all the sources I'm seeing say brain activity by 8 weeks, so is it a child then then?

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back_reggin@reddit

... first?

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EchoTab@reddit

Option 1 ofc, murder is always worse than rape. I mean the kid might get trauma and psych issues from it but rather that than being dead

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Badeer21@reddit

Option one only if I'm allowed to drug the little tyke (and myself) so goddamn much he doesn't remember a thing.

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ChocolateMilkCows@reddit

So option 2 otherwise (if you can’t drug the child and yourself)?

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Badeer21@reddit

Option one is more moral no matter what, as petrifying as it is to say. However if the kid was sober I honestly just wouldn't be able to do it.

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ihatemalkoun@reddit

but you could kill it? lol

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NoPossibility4178@reddit

There's a lot of ways to "fuck", not all brutal, just like there's a lot of ways to kill, basically all brutal for ways in which an average person can kill someone (unless you're able to get a doctor to get you a bunch of whatever to overdose a kid I guess) unless you're a complete psychopath I'm not sure how you'd pick the second option.

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chirstain@reddit

I mean fentanyl is easier to get than ever nowadays, at the very least it's relatively quick and painless

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Omgazombie@reddit

Rip brother

It doesn’t say how you have to kill them, I’d just choose to euthanize an already dying cancer patient or something

That’s a lot more moral than whatever everyone else got going on here

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yidaxo@reddit

nor does it say you have to violently raep em
killing is objectively worse for both parties involved

there was no scenario of the kiddo having cancer, so why are you making it up

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Omgazombie@reddit

Because the rules of the statement are vague

It doesn’t say who I have to kill What ailments they have

I’d assume without that dictation then it’s up to me to decide that part

So I’d euthanize a child that’s already terminally ill with cancer because that’s not really a morally bad thing anyways, if anything they’d suffer less

We get it though you gotta make an excuse as to why you’d want to fuck a kid

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yidaxo@reddit

if no specific scenario or details are laid out, then you're supposed to assume the most "normal" and "average" scenario, not the most fucked up one

your terminally ill scenario defeats the entire point of this "question", because you made up scenario with an obvious answer in your own mind

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