Anon eats slop | TheaterFire

There’s a lot of wifeslop recipes which involve casually adding half a pound of cream cheese/cup of heavy or sour cream and not thinking twice about it.

Yeah no shit it tastes better, it also puts you on the fast track to heart disease.

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Depending on the serving size, half a pound really isn't that much if it's between like 4 people, especially for a casserole type meal. I will admit I am slightly biased because I'm guilty of it myself, it's just such an easy method of getting a white sauce compared to doing a roux from scratch.

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Choconilla@reddit

Even then, a cool 80% of the RDI for saturated fat for one dish in one meal not including butter or anything else.

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CaptainWeekend@reddit

Uh no? RDI for sat fat is 30g in men, average amount in 2 ounces of cream cheese is about 7, so only about a quarter, no idea where you're getting 80% from, even on the lower end that's still less than fifty percent. Besides, you should be getting the majority of your caloric and nutritional intake from your main meal of the day, especially since these sort of recipes are designed to be one pot/tray so they're meant to be complete meals on their own or with a side of vegetables. And besides you can get low fat dairy for this exact reason.

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Choconilla@reddit

Maybe in Britbongistan…

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CaptainWeekend@reddit

Even in regarded countries like the US where decades of lobbying from the sugar industry has demonized every other macronutrient that isn't carbohydrates, that still only represents the lower end, which 7g still gets nowhere close to 80% of your intake. Interesting that American studies indicate that people who consume less saturated fats consume less protein and more carbohydrates...

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BichTower@reddit

Making a roux from scratch takes like 5 minutes?

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CaptainWeekend@reddit

And using cream/ cream cheese takes like two seconds? Time is a premium for some people, and not to mention a cream sauce usually tastes better.

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captcha_bot@reddit

Two for one psyop: 1) denigrate the value of having a wife and family, 2) dilute the meaning of "slop" so common culture war terms like "goyslop" are less impactful.

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DefinitelyNotPine@reddit

Ayy guyslop rise up. You can just eat straight from the fridge, no need to sit down and set the table. There's bread, cereals, milk, cheese, eggs, seeds, legumes, almonds, dried meat, actual meat (all I eat raw is horse tho), canned tuna, fruits and vegetables

I'd like to laugh at girldinner too but I'm not in a position to speak

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DingoManDingo@reddit

lmao eggs are week one rookie guyslop before you realize you'll never make a habit out of actually cooking with them.

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Diligent_Garden_1860@reddit

"(all I eat raw is horse tho)"

Mongolian detected, opinion discarded.

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DankElderberries420@reddit

I was raised in the foidslop

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glasser999@reddit

I fucking love wifeslop.

As a man who has been single for far too long, living in the oil patches, eating burgers, brats, and gas station food..

I can't think of anything better than some homemade ziti or lasagna. A tuna casserole is Michelin level cuisine for me.

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Mr_BigYellowSun@reddit

I don't fall into any of these categories

My dinners consist of baked chicken breasts, rice, vegetables, and water. What do you call that?

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Mysterious-Dust-9448@reddit

I'd call that being incredibly poor and depressed while hoping that if you just lift enough weights you'll finally be happy

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SINGULARITY1312@reddit

Broslop.

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Garchomp47@reddit

Autismslop

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IAmAPaidShillAMA@reddit

/fit/slop humiliation ritual

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AndorElitist@reddit

Whiteguyslop

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SwedeFrey@reddit

New psyop

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Weppih@reddit

>eating veggieslop

lol

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autonova3@reddit

psyslop

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AutomaTK@reddit

You will consume the psyslop and forget who you are :)

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Hanonari@reddit

Do you think that run-of-the-mill anon needs convincing? lol

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caramelsumo@reddit

Guyslop is not insulting enough a term for pickles in Fruit Loops.

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Y35C0@reddit

Hey! It's not good to be a picky eater you know? You can't just eat tendies everyday, pickles are basically a vegetable and fruit loops have qualities that sorta remind you of a fruit, their combination was simply inevitable, I think?

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Many_SuchCases@reddit

It's figure of speech. You put the pickle in the loop and milk comes out. I can't be the only one getting this.

Anyway, anon is right, wifeslop is the dream but will never beat momslop, which is tendies.

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ConductorBeluga@reddit

And I over here I've just been consuming Avengers movies for every meal (goyslop)

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YaboiMuggy@reddit

Manrot he has actively spoiled food by his insane machinations of "cooking"

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horiami@reddit

I recommend a multi cooker, really easy to make some good stuff

Chilli is really good

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nikoll-toma@reddit

I never ever had a gf that could do decent wifeslop. One was almost at that point but she self-diagnosed herself with histamine intolerance or some shit and it all went to hell afterwards.

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Radaysha@reddit

You had gf-slop, not wife slop. Not the same thing. Marry her and treat her right to get the real thing.

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IFuckSlow@reddit

If this fails, beat her and terrorize her to get poisoned slowly.l

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SINGULARITY1312@reddit

Copslop

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estou_me_perdendo@reddit

histamine intolerance

Allergic to allergies?

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Pletterpet@reddit

Histamine occurs naturally in a lot of food. Terrible allergie to keep in mind when cooking for such a person

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Chadzuma@reddit

Calling casseroles wifeslop is really funny

Personally I'd say the rice bowl is the ultimate slop, near-infinite combinations of possible flavors based on whatever leftover meat and veggies you have in the fridge, pick a complementary sauce/seasoning and you're good

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shiggy_azalea@reddit

wifeslop

These people are going to die unhappy and alone

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oo3c_cc@reddit

I'm pretty sure it's a term of endearment

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RashFever@reddit

I have a 100% guychow diet

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Shahka_Bloodless@reddit

Before my wife moved in I had hamburger helper for dinner basically every night. Beef for protein, not tough to make, leftovers for the next day. Life was good. Still is, but guychow is always viable.

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OliverMonster1@reddit

It takes maybe an hour to cook a real good dinner where everything is cooked the right way. I have no idea why people throw a pizza in the over or make some disgusting casserole with Campbell's Cream or Mushroom or Chicken soup as a base. Then watch TV / scroll on the phone for 4 hours. It's not that hard to cook.

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HunnyHunbot@reddit

Where the hell are the crockpot recipes

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Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit

This is stupid. Slop is the name used for unhealthy junk food. Calling normal food slop is like adding monsters into the backrooms.

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lobotominizer@reddit

I eat ChadChow.

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OldManChino@reddit

DYEL fingers made that image

Wifeslop is how you get pretty big (4u)

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