Anon reaches enlightenment.

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HandsomeSquidward93@reddit

It is the opposite of enlightenment anon, your spirit is now dead, just like the communists want it.

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Anon and the Buddhist Monks simply...forgot about having kids? How do people just (*turns to the atheists*) sidestep their most fundamental biological prerogative (*turns to the religious ppl*) and their God-given mandate to multiply?

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

Highly doubt you're religious, champ XD

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BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT@reddit

you might be surprised king <3

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

Enh, well, I became agnostic. I dunno about Anon.

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DrakenDaskar@reddit

Agnosticism. Atheism for a coward.

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JONNy-G@reddit

Agnosticism is for when atheists realize that their theory of no gods is based on faith and cannot be proven. 😵

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DrakenDaskar@reddit

Nothing is ever certain we know nothing, claiming everything is possible is the same as having no opinion or original thought.

God existing is just as possible as 67 demensional beings running a simulation or the entire world is the figment of the imagination of an alien sleeping.

Claiming it's just as possible God existing as he or she doesn't exist is a cop out for cowards. Formulate a belief saying everything is possible is the opposite of having a belief or an oponion. Sitting on the fence is for people without spine or conviction.

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JONNy-G@reddit

Have you ever actually sat on a fence?

It's kinda scary being up that high with the metal jamming up your ass.

Also, the agnostic belief is simply that "we do not know", which most people are too cowardly to admit, so it cancels out :\^)

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

Enh, I'd rather have my bases covered just in case.

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JONNy-G@reddit

I stacked all of my bases on home plate and am currently shitting on the pitcher's mound

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DankElderberries420@reddit

God given mandate

on 4chins

I think you're in the wrong place

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Major_Moose_14@reddit

He says this until his coworkers ask him about his personal life and aspirations, then suddenly he has some goal or greater purpose to not sound like a loser.

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