Boom problems solved.. Prisoners dont need to choose a side everyone is white, shabang!.. Worried about getting followed by security through the store?.. don't be you're white, Boom!.. Land tensions? What land tensions white people have always been here Shaheyhey!.. White privilege?.. Line up!, Line Up eveyone gets it Booya!.. .. Struggling to get a job? No longer, you're white, congratulations you're hired, unemployment gone, Killah!...suspect is armed and white, relax there is no immediate threat, police violence be gone, dippity fcking doo dah!..