The Dude for FBI
Posted by davster39@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 193 comments
Posted by davster39@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 193 comments
Savings-Midnight3803@reddit
This aggression will not stand, Man!
Expensive_Middle3948@reddit
The Dude abides.
Due-Teaching-2812@reddit
I nominate Herschel Walker for FBI Director
Birdsogg@reddit
Give the Dude a weapon.š
MurseLaw@reddit
Jesus can we keep the politics out of this sub. Of all places and you still feel the need to interject this into every other post.
headcanonball@reddit
OP draws a lot of water around here.
DuckMassive@reddit
No, Jeffrey Lebowski as Chief of Joint;Chiefs of Staff, and WaLter Sobchak of Sobchak Security leading FBI.
Mulliganasty@reddit
Gave Dude a beeper.
davster39@reddit (OP)
Your phones ringing dude.
Soulless--Plague@reddit
Thank you Donald!
YoungThriftShop@reddit
You gonna answer it, dude?
funkypunk69@reddit
Phone is dead. Some people burned some other shit out trying to interfere...
I respectfully have built a pretty solid outline here.
The only thing holding people back is there sense of ego controlled power instead of one that comes from respectful decisions of the group.
The ego death is a process that I experienced....
I cant explain...I just know it is hard to accept at first for some. The lack of need for validation mostly.
Bontkers@reddit
Are you employed sir!!
D-Flo1@reddit
This is what concerns us, Dude.
SeaBag8211@reddit
That had not occurred to us dude.
calamity_unbound@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?!
LordLudicrous@reddit
Thank you Donny!
daveinmd13@reddit
Fucking Facist!
DimensionsIntertwine@reddit
What if it's during a game?
CuteFormal9190@reddit
No no he already told him not during league games!
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you piece of shit
Nutduffel@reddit
Heāll produce some solid leads.
KeepRightX2Pass@reddit
Heāll have them working in shifts!
D-Flo1@reddit
Jackie Treehorn for Dept of Public Etiquette!!
Worth_Piano7921@reddit
Honestlyā¦Iād take it.
jaydawg_74@reddit
He just learned that his first choice, Timothy McVey, is dead.
ENTroPicGirl@reddit
Forget it Donnie, you are out of your element.
dangerclose1985@reddit
Would rather see him as head of the IRS
Historical-Shine-786@reddit
He really ties the whole administration together man.
peterpaulrubens@reddit
I was really pulling for The Dude as head of the DEA but I guess thisāll do
EanmundsAvenger@reddit
Are you employed sir?
FutureBoat7935@reddit
ā¦just papersā¦ my business papersā¦.
What do you do?
Iām unemployed.
funkypunk69@reddit
What day is this? :)
funkypunk69@reddit
Oddly enough it is trash and recycling day at my home.....
three_buttocks@reddit
Far outā¦
Blankety-blank1492@reddit
No way, the dude would not have sucked up.
2Hawaii@reddit
Triumph-TBird@reddit
The Dude FBIs.
moishagolem@reddit
Now weāre getting somewhere.
chinookhooker@reddit
Far fuckin out man
treydipper@reddit
Dude's completely unqualified for Trump's cabinet. Not a single pedophilia or sexual assault charge.
Few-Commercial-8271@reddit
now that's one that we should all get behind.
Reginald_Sockpuppet@reddit
The Dude wouldn't work for trump
daveinmd13@reddit
Just so long as he stays out of Malibuā¦
Historical_Sherbet54@reddit
Well atleast theirs no rugs in the FBI buildings
Emotional-Rise5322@reddit
Status_Iron_3706@reddit
At least it wasnāt Hannibal Lector
Thatsthepoint2@reddit
āFucking fascist!!ā
jonahsocal@reddit
New shit has come to light
TequilaWang@reddit
The Dude would be far more competent than whoever his actual pick will be, based on the stellar picks so far.
armyofant@reddit
Port Heron 2025 is back on the table
Ill-Dependent2976@reddit
I don't see the Dude going to work for a nazi rapist.
Ok_Caregiver_240@reddit
Funny!!
Misinformation is perfectly acceptable when it's by the left.
Funny how that works. You all really believe everything is true online, huh?
So sad.
mittens75@reddit
Heās calmer than you are
ArtTheClown2022@reddit
Secretary of Health
Metal_King706@reddit
Seems like more of a job for DeFino.
snowmaker417@reddit
Got any promising leads?
tupperneep@reddit
Heās a Dick, man! A Brother Shamus!
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
That means heās overqualified to run the FBI.
Tylerjamiz@reddit
Love your work man
funkypunk69@reddit
Boondock Saint...
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
What? An Irish monk?!!!
artgriego@reddit
This, uh, might bump him into a higher tax bracket...
kapn_morgan@reddit
he's already got the check made out
funkypunk69@reddit
That is not an expectation of my duty...
RodolfoRamosJr@reddit
Far out man
MrDrFuge@reddit
My concern isā¦ and I gotta check with my accountant, but this might bump me into a higher tax bracket
Popular-Bug69@reddit
Except the Dude was very Liberal/Progressive so... that definitely wouldn't happen. Trump would probably treat him like old man Lebowski does... They're cut from the same copulent cloth, dude.
Away_Recognition_336@reddit
Hah would be by far his best pick yet. Only pick that is not a total scumbag
GoodLt@reddit
Far out. Far fucking out.
Direbrian@reddit
The dude wouldnāt accept, heās a pacifist.
Dro_Hz@reddit
During league play?
HailFredonia@reddit
Sounds about right
Conscious-Farmer9424@reddit
Better than what we have
RespondOk6593@reddit
Head of ATF would be better šŗš¬
Eelmonkey@reddit
Let me explain something to you. Thatās not Jeffery Lebowski, thatās the dude. His dudeness or El Duderino if youāre not into the whole brevity thing.
RespondOk6593@reddit
News Flash The Bums Lost get a job
ManUp57@reddit
Can't wait for his media briefings; "New information has come to light. Lot'of ins and outs, but this aggression will not stand! You know? Man."
FeeHistorical9367@reddit
Fucking fascists!
Kitchen_Swimming2173@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny! Youāre out of your element !
JasonYaya@reddit
This is why Walter should be Vice President.
AbruptMango@reddit
It's a complicated case, but the Dude is a good man, and thorough.
LordLudicrous@reddit
Heād probably pick the big Lebowski before the actual dude
CrashTestMummies@reddit
Anxiously waiting on where Trump finds a job for Bill Cosby
Minglewoodlost@reddit
Jackie Treehorn has a shot
Aggravating-Fee-1615@reddit
I heard heās a good man, and thorough.
jaycutlerdgaf@reddit
Far out, man.
Awwwphuck@reddit
Far out
NoSleep_til_Brooklyn@reddit
āFar out man, far fucking out!ā
RJS7424@reddit
Trump is in the study
MarcoMarti1981@reddit
Some new shit has come to light, manā¦
birdlawspecialist2@reddit
He wrote the original Port Huron statement. He is more qualified than the other appointees so far. Smokey for Defense Secretary.
okaycomputes@reddit
They've got him working in shifts!
bjkidder@reddit
Going make you stay away from your special lady friend
Shoddy-Indication798@reddit
Are you employed sir?
mmabrey13@reddit
I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case.
ANewMagic@reddit
These crimes will not stand, man!
melow-malody@reddit
Mind if I do a j?
Professional-Star416@reddit
Theres a lot of strands in old duders head, lots of ins and outs, a lot of what have yousā¦ā¦ But as director, i will make sure we get to em allā¦
Village_Cobb@reddit
Former Time Man of the Year
Gnarly_Weeeners@reddit
he did spend his college years occupying various administration buildings
Forward_Door5052@reddit
Smoking a lot of Thai stickā¦.
GarrettBravil95@reddit
To tell you the truth, he doesn't remember most of it
DissentSociety@reddit
Smoking the J version of moon rocks tends to do that.
funkypunk69@reddit
never had one honestly.
HeDogged@reddit
DEA, you human paraquat!
Reynolds_Live@reddit
Say what you will about Christian Nationalism Dude, at least itās an ethos.
Choice_Television244@reddit
there's a beverage involved ,man .
surfinbird@reddit
Far out.
SpecificMoment5242@reddit
Leads....
funkypunk69@reddit
Well. Let me know what you find out. I put together some rough outlines for a case....
SpecificMoment5242@reddit
Will do. The commissioner has us working in shifts!
monstertruck567@reddit
The Dude is gonna start pull a lot of water around here.
funkypunk69@reddit
not by desire or want....
Electronic-Nothing89@reddit
Heās too wholesome and honest.
funkypunk69@reddit
I promise it is a practiced mindset mostly with intentional acts over years. I am very human. I just tend to be very careful about being considerate of the circumstances and relativity of a given situation vs trained instincts. The tip of understanding and knowledge. It is not a perfect point, but wavers. To err is human
ActionReady9933@reddit
Fascist!
justiceshroomer@reddit
New shit has come to light in the investigation, your honor.
Suspicious-Law3008@reddit
I thought he sponsored gay guys for Kamala?Ā
funkypunk69@reddit
Where is gay being wrong...among all of the other atrocities that we accept? Really?
Suspicious-Law3008@reddit
My mistake, it was white dudes for Kamala.Ā
funkypunk69@reddit
Moderation and responsibility...not black and white
WhiteCollarBiker@reddit
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duderās head.
ExtraDependent883@reddit
ALRIGHT DONNY WAY TO GO!!
farmingdoc1973@reddit
All our fuckin problems are solved Dude
Swimming_Height_4684@reddit
Look, man, Iāve got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, itās not just, it
HoboOperative@reddit
Shoot. I sure hope he makes it a few mooches before Trump has him ejected him from his garden party.
redonrust@reddit
A real reactionary
Alternative-Way-8753@reddit
What if it's during league play? Life does not stop and start at Trump's convenience, that miserable piece of shit.
Soulless--Plague@reddit
Whatās wrong with u/Alternative-Way-8753 dude?
funkypunk69@reddit
My only thought is of setting up the platform upon which you want to build. one cannot carry a dark fear of death, it removes belief in a way....
choices...yes I am sure we all understand...
I don't know that I would be a final say more than a path. I don't walk alone or respectfully think that way.
I acknowledge my trespasses...
funkypunk69@reddit
You all have to start a path...
funkypunk69@reddit
Just keep what you want in mind every time.
It slips away so quickly....
string in cup trick
funkypunk69@reddit
Keep you cup half full and level...
Ansem18@reddit
What in God's name are you blathering about?!
captainbeautylover63@reddit
Can he keep Americaās airwaves Eagles-free?
funkypunk69@reddit
Freebird!!!!!!!!
MudlarkJack@reddit
Well why not? After all, The Dude is AS REAL AS Hannibal Lecter
funkypunk69@reddit
Please. That is not a great thought....I get the reference
codedaddee@reddit
Far out.
BoogerSmoke@reddit
Far out
StronglyHeldOpinions@reddit
A private dick! A brother Seamus!
barren_field_of_fks@reddit
My advice is to do what your parents did, get a job sir! The bums will always lose!
smmamer@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
funkypunk69@reddit
Just here to reinforce the ideas... I understand things are difficult for people as well as it has been for myself....
ImNotTheBossOfYou@reddit
Trump would nominate the other Lebowski, not the dead-beat Lebowski.
NotQuiteSober98@reddit
Jeffrey Lebowski draws a loooot of water in this Reddit community. Trump doesnāt draw shit
EL_Gonk-Wynn93@reddit
Gotta feed the monkey maan
ManIWantAName@reddit
Fascist
too_old_4_this_crap@reddit
Has he got any leads?
BortWard@reddit
Leads? Yeah, sure. He'll, uh, just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They, uh, got, uh, four more detectives workin' on the case! They us workin' in SHIFTS!
funkypunk69@reddit
trying to put the katana down.... :)
Tsowdsun@reddit
Like an Irish monk?
mattinsatx@reddit
Lotta ins. Lotta outs. Lotta what have yous.
Dedd_Zebra@reddit
"Jesus."
marbotty@reddit
You said it, man
krakatoa83@reddit
Thatās the dude so thatās what you call him.
Tkis01gl@reddit
New information has come to light man.
chiefjstrongbow00@reddit
thatās fucking interestingā¦
Durloctus@reddit
Yea, no. If Trump were to hire some from TBL to join his admin it would 100% be either Jackie Treehorn, the Malibu cop, or the bunch-of-fucking-amateurs.
Fuckalucka@reddit
āI fuck you! I fuck you! I fuck you!ā ā¦ that guy.
chombocomanta@reddit
Far out
Ok_Record_563@reddit
The dude abides
Deckard2022@reddit
New shit has come to light man
t0advine@reddit
The orange man told me to take any documents in the bathroom
GreedyLack@reddit
Are you employed?
classy_dirt7777@reddit
Only if he was a rapist white supremacist could he get the nod. I don't think he fits.
FiK-SiR@reddit
El Duderinoās careerās, uh, slowed down a bit lately.
funkypunk69@reddit
Far out
Tupii@reddit
The Jeff Lebowski! The millionaire?
funkypunk69@reddit
No I'm the Dude man
Confident-Ad-2726@reddit
Yeah? Well, ya know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man!
lavender_salamander@reddit
The OTHER Lebowski
CalendarAggressive11@reddit
Most qualified pick so far
greyzarjonestool@reddit
Have to check with the accountant but this would probably bump dude in to a higher tax bracket so if you could just give me my paycheck as head of the FBIā¦ in cashā¦ oh, you already have the check made out I see
flounder42@reddit
Lotta ins lotta outs
datbackup@reddit
Far out, manā¦ far fuckinā out!
Ok_Cover6822@reddit
We know this is your homework. Weāre gonna cut your dick off.
funkypunk69@reddit
You know that is dark magic shit. It is a misunderstand of the blood of christ which is belief in a way and the body of christ which is wisdom in a way
part of a trinity....
You are so concerned with your moderately priced container and how it looks to others
funkypunk69@reddit
go eat some more dick...
scoosRNR@reddit
Fuckinā A!
SasquatchSoda@reddit
The Director said I could take any rug in the compound.
funkypunk69@reddit
lol
TrepidatiousInitiate@reddit
New shit has come to light, man!
ProfessionalDig6987@reddit
Bunch of assholes.
funkypunk69@reddit
Speed of sound tour I guess....
Dr_Wunsche@reddit
Iāll be there, man.
PhileyOFish2604@reddit
Far out
funkypunk69@reddit
always there in spirit
CampSubject9176@reddit
Fortunately, the Dude is adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep his mind, you know, uh, limber.
funkypunk69@reddit
It is not what you would expect...
funkypunk69@reddit
Mostly a little green. The last few weeks a little alcohol. I cant imagine why.