ULPT: What’s a harmless, annoying, anonymous thing I can send someone in the mail? I don’t want it traced back to me.

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Wonk0theSANE@reddit

What about a hand carved wooden dildo?

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I wish I could take credit for this one. Couple broke up at Xmas so she went to all the socials, etc and put an ad that said (boyfriend name) will be accepting used trees. So he starts waking up everyday to several trees in his lawn. This will go one for weeks, obviously. If he asks one of the people, they are going to say the truth, like I saw this on fb, etc. so every year he gets trees in his yard and still never knows how they got there

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Safe-Marionberry5404@reddit

That’s funny!

I once made a Craigslist post in a heavily populated area about a free parrot and put my coworkers phone number on it. His phone rang nonstop for a few days.

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Practical-Giraffe-84@reddit

Mail a potato. Just put take a label on it and a bunch of stamps.

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Jisp_36@reddit

Harmless but incredibly annoying and the final glitter bomb just tops it...

https://imgur.com/a/BQtbvKl

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narnababy@reddit

My friends bloke got her this last Christmas 😂 luckily she found it hilarious!

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Jisp_36@reddit

I think the funniest part is the glitter dump at the end. I kill myself laughing over and over and over. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound!😂

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KheyotecGoud@reddit

Into the outdoor trash it goes.

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Jisp_36@reddit

Absolutely!

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scienceforbid@reddit

Where does one buy this?

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ThatCowHugger@reddit

vat19 has a b-day version. Not sure where youd get a christmas one though

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Jisp_36@reddit

Thank you. 😁

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wrinklejortstheimp@reddit

JokerGreeting.com

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Jisp_36@reddit

Thank you. 😁

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Jisp_36@reddit

I don't know. Possibly some kind of prank store? I'd love to find them.

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deltronethirty@reddit

This is over the top brilliant design.

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Dragoness42@reddit

There's a site that will send packages from the Dollar Dildo Club or similar prank envelopes...

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superpj@reddit

If it’s a man you want to drive crazy send a Polaroid picture of a positive pregnancy test and a note “we need to talk”.

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Dragoness42@reddit

Diabolical.

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freckleandahalf@reddit

There's a website that anonymously mails different types of poop to people. I believe gorilla and elephant are options. It is reasonably priced.

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Aggravating-Lab-5432@reddit

I once sent one of those glitter bombs to a nasty bitch at work. the thing went off and COVERED the area and her with glitter. They called the police (who did fuck all), did a full investigation and tried to sue the company that I paid to send it. None of that worked. I sat 3 cubes down for the whole show.

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ColdSmashedPotatoes4@reddit

Pay with a prepaid credit card

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ilbub@reddit

And use cash to buy that prepaid card.

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AzizThymos@reddit

And wear a mask whilst paying with and getting that cash, if extra paranoid

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mordecai98@reddit

And then launder the cash at a casino.

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tfc867@reddit

And be sure to wear the mask at the casino

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sirkev71@reddit

Even better wear a different mask at the casino

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Feisty-Fold-7287@reddit

And be sure to wear a mask over that mask.

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ursasmaller@reddit

Wearing the mask might eliminate the need to pay.

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barenutz@reddit

It’s anonymous, however I agree

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chr0n1c843@reddit

Any price for gorilla poop is too much

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narnababy@reddit

Agreed. You may as well ask for your vegetarian friend to shit in a box.

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narnababy@reddit

If you’re sending animal shit you want to send carnivore poo. Specifically fish-eaters (otters or sea lion). Then lion, tiger, lynx, even meerkat. Carnivore shit is the worst.

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Glittering-Belt5362@reddit

I've done this before lol can confirm. It's glitter poop.

Also keep in mind - if the person you're sending it to calls the police the company will reveal you were the one who sent it

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one_dog_at_a_time@reddit

Use their name and a prepaid card. That should work!

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jatea@reddit

Really? Doesn't their website claim that they won't tell anyone?

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theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo@reddit

There’s a difference between “someone random sent you this!” And not complying with the police during an investigation

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jatea@reddit

But couldn't they be sued for false advertising or something little that since they're claiming they won't tell anyone at all?

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theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo@reddit

No, it’s in their terms of service

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Ashirogi8112008@reddit

It's hardly different than saying "I won't punch myself" or "I won't miss your party". The impliction is that that'd be ended by "Unless I am forced to", but we don't say that part because it's implied after the end of most statements we make.

In this contexts all that means is "we won't go out of our way to contact law enforcement, unless we are forced to do so"

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Fuckoakwood@reddit

And what’s the site

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InclinationCompass@reddit

Isnt that considered hazardous material?

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itcantbeforreal@reddit

https://poopsenders.com/ You’re welcome

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GingerWazHere@reddit

poopsenders

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LostAllEnergy@reddit

There's a website where you can send a potato with an optional message on it.

Sent it to one of the maintenance dudes at my jib with the message "I know what you did".

Freaked him out.

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Ok_Maintenance_27@reddit

Glitter bombs

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DoubleDareFan@reddit

The whole entire reason Mark Rober was born!

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TangibleExpe@reddit

Donate to charity they would hate and ask for every newsletter, update, calendar, and sister organization possible.

With the prepaid card purchased with cash carefully smurfed through change from at least nine transactions in different states during power outages, obvi

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sirkev71@reddit

Go online buy a book from Scientology. Ship it to their address (even better put Dr in front of their name) and let nature run its course.

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No_Construction_7518@reddit

Dr of psychiatry

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HoxhasDeadbeatDad@reddit

Not in the mail, but just have manure shipped to their driveway.

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ZanzaBarBQ@reddit

Or free woodchip delivery. Look it up.

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HoxhasDeadbeatDad@reddit

Manure smells worse, but you had me at free.

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akferal_404@reddit

you can sign someone up for mailers from the jehovahs witnesses, and those fuckers can be persistent

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originalmango@reddit

Send these to their job, or the next door neighbor’s address with their name on it.

https://whatprank.com/collections/anonymous-mail-pranks?srsltid=AfmBOoqDfTGnYXiym3Awf8mv0um4kfLxj6blhvHMOMVn7CSpE7SpWMMD

https://petespranks.com/collections/send-a-prank-mailer?srsltid=AfmBOorwekGUA7ywCZe2V4puPXzZyFwLV07JXOWgIcpqPveaYacAtdbJ

https://pranksanonymous.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoqG7sppVz7f64bb9V198579SVa9Yyq0SLacQ-4NWd7h9uZo8-JP

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Vemnox@reddit

A single piece of cheese.

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Always_B_Batman@reddit

A bag of dicks, a bag of shit or a confetti bomb. The sires guarantee that the sender will remain anonymous.

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WritingNerdy@reddit

They have dick-shaped-confetti bombs now (I have no clue how to hyphenate that properly lol)

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bigfathairymarmot@reddit

Empty envelops, just keep sending one every few days or at random intervals. They will spend so much time and energy trying to figure out what it means.

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ButterscotchNo7292@reddit

Even better, print a single random word. Today it's 'Barry' tomorrow it's 'Chickens' and then 'Overlord'. People will wonder for ages!:)

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Always_B_Batman@reddit

Add a little glitter. A little bit goes a long way.

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NEON_TYR0N3@reddit

Let’s go even further. After a couple of weeks start randomly repeating the words. Say, “Captious” two Tuesdays in a row when all other words are still random. Then it’s every other Wednesday and Saturday. And then randomly they start getting things like “Dreaming”, “Please”, “Miss you”, “Wake up”.

Use an old 90s matrix printer for your notes.

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rogueleaderfive5@reddit

I did this once! About 5 envelopes over a month or two.

They all had an index card that said the same thing:

I know.

That was it.

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ntrott@reddit

Piss discs

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VoodooManny02@reddit

And liquid ass

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ntrott@reddit

Naturally.

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JohnHenryHoliday@reddit

An empty envelope with no return address. Make sure you seal it though, so they don't think the letter/contents fell out. The curiosity will gnaw at them.

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Kalliebb@reddit

Envelopes with blank paper 😂

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Mysterious-Squash793@reddit

Just send a greeting card with a couple of packs of seasonally appropriate shaped glitter emptied into the envelope. Put the card folded side up so they can’t see the contents. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍁

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chr0n1c843@reddit

I used to send my step-dad free samples of women's depends every 3 months, for about 4 years fro thier website.

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Boababoomboom@reddit

I once doctored up a doctors letter on the PC and it read kinda like this

"Due to a previous sexual partner of yours giving us your details we urgently request you attend this clinic for an appointment. Your last relations were within the time where this is contagious. Due to the seriousness of this we you will immediately be given an appointment when you arrive, your privacy will be respected. Just go to the front desk and say you are here for a smear test and our doctors will take care of it then and there. Please have ready a list of your sexual partners over the past year and if known their contact details. Yours Sincerely DR Blackwood "

I sent this to my cousin I sent this to my male cousin He went, he was not happy He stayed in my street at the time, seeing him quick march his dumb ass to the docs made me laugh. About 25 years ago that was. I know folk will think it was terrible but we were 18 & 19 year old and terrible practicle jokes was what we were into. As years went on he more than got me back. Years of us doing the most terrible things to each other lol To retaliate Soab left my pipe sticking out from it's hiding place just enough for my Mum to find, just dope not crack or meth lol, not that it mattered to my Mum. Good times

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diamondhandswife555@reddit

Go to any drug store and hit the magazine aisle. Each magazine usually has that subscription tear-off in the middle with a bill me later option. Fill as many of those with the recipient's name and address and check the, "bill me later," option and then drop in your nearest mail box, ideally away from cameras.

Bonus points if you sign them up for the embarrassing ones.

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UnfairNight7786@reddit

I love this page!!

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barenutz@reddit

There are sites you can anonymously send dick shaped things to them from. I’ve used it on my boss with no repercussions.

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artyoucaneat@reddit

Shipadick? I sent the res-erection for Easter one year and the shark one. They're not small 🤣

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lackaface@reddit

I sent my mom a glitter dick bouquet for Mother’s Day one year because I knew she’d find it hilarious. She still yelled at me though.

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barenutz@reddit

shipabagofdicks I sent him a tube that shot out a bunch of glitter dicks. You can still find some of them around the office

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fluffychonkycat@reddit

I saw on a crochet Facebook page where someone had been commissioned to crochet a dick and mail it to a special person. Nice way to support a fiber artist I think

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abelle99@reddit

Circumsized, or no?

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fluffychonkycat@reddit

Custom, up to the buyer

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mycatsnameislarry@reddit

Dickinabox.com

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Twice_Knightley@reddit

Hey, I made that.

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Ok-Organization-2767@reddit

Eat a dick Karen!

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Impossible_Ad661@reddit

Donate money in their name anonymously to a church and say any prayers or wishes can be directed to this persons address. My mom donates unironically, and the mail i had to sift through to get my ccs catalogs in high school took over the dining room table very often.

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toadjones79@reddit

The Donald Trump campaign is absolutely insidious.

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deftoner42@reddit

CCS catalogs contain the devil's work!

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yuropod88@reddit

Don't stare too long at the Hook-Ups boards.

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yuropod88@reddit

Damn, I totally forgot about ccs. Those were the days.

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NYSenseOfHumor@reddit

A potato

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alwaysforgettingmyun@reddit

Or pretty much anything mail safe and self contained that you can put an address and postage on. .

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stacey-e-clark@reddit

My daughter sent one to my son and he still wonders who sent it years later.

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MintyFresh668@reddit

Aha!!! Revealed at last😱🤩😮

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lavasca@reddit

I feel like this should be a follow up to a piss disc. Very Gaslighty!

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Fiendish_Jetsanna@reddit

I sent one of these to my nephew! I finally told him about a year later. He was in school studying art at the time, so he had lots of suspects.

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worminator69@reddit

That's an interesting site!! Thank you stranger!!

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Recent_Cat1238@reddit

😂😂😂

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GIgroundhog@reddit

Scientology sign up list works well. Any cult will send lots of junk mail really

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miss_tea_morning@reddit

I came here to say this. Fill out an online form with their name, address, and phone number. They will mercilessly hound them forever.

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SaltandLillacs@reddit

Sign them up for the JWs

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FaithlessnessSea5383@reddit

Bundles of your junk mail.

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MjrLeeStoned@reddit

If it's a man and you know their name, get a positive pregnancy test and mail it with a letter: "I thought you had a vasectomy, Robert. Why won't you return my calls?" with no actual info. Bonus points if you include a sonogram photo of the precious little thing.

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ProfCatWhisperer@reddit

Envelope filled with lots and lots of fine glitter. In an annoying color.

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Convenientjellybean@reddit

Invisible glitter, they’ll be trying to get rid of it for months!

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Mission_Spray@reddit

Invisible?

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Convenientjellybean@reddit

Mental trickery, the letter says ‘you just got glitter bombed with invisible glitter’

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ProfCatWhisperer@reddit

Love it!

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astrobrain@reddit

And a piss disc.

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ButterscotchNo7292@reddit

That's almost mandatory

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WestFizz@reddit

Never forget the piss disc.

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Lumpyproletarian@reddit

Sign them up to have the Mormon missionaries call. Ask online for a free Book of Mormon to be sent. When they send the missionaries away - ask again saying your partner isn’t interested but you are. Then say you’ve just moved in and seen the Book left by the previous tenants and are intrigued

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Legal-Bowl-5270@reddit

Glitter card

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nothanksiliketowatch@reddit

https://shipadick.com/

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No-Savings1984@reddit

Send them a bag-o-dicks.

https://dicksbymail.com/#shopify-section-1601491747340

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Mission_Spray@reddit

I’ve used this. Can confirm it’s fun.

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lavasca@reddit

Thanks for turning me into a menace.

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Smelly_Pirate_@reddit

Was coming here to say this ⬆️

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chester25212117@reddit

Sign them up on the mailing list for various businesses, companies, political races, and watch their junk mail increase.

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memememe81@reddit

Sign them up for an in-home bible study

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Fenrirbound@reddit

My fucking mil is a jehovas witness.

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Mission_Spray@reddit

How do we get on the mailing list?

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memememe81@reddit

Sign her up for a bible study with a different religion.

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Honor_my_ballsack@reddit

Is there a service which would find and subscribe to the worst emails there are?

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Fantastic-Coconut-10@reddit

There are spam services for email so there probably is for physical mail too

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Ludicrously_Capcious@reddit

One puzzle piece at a time for months From a couple different but similarly hued puzzles.

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likelikegreen72@reddit

Put it in mail box with not postage stamp and with there address as return address. It will be returned to sender

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poopycakes@reddit

My friend pranked me by mailing me a bag of gummy dicks anonymously. The best part of the prank was how many people I called trying to figure out who did it

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lavasca@reddit

LOL

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FireBallXLV@reddit

Glitter.

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lavasca@reddit

Frozen in a piss disk?

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sugarcatgrl@reddit

Used kitty litter.

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MerriweatherJones@reddit

Birthday card full of glitter. It doesn’t matter if it’s their birthday or not, just fill it with glitter. Don’t sign it or write in it at all. Print the address, leave no return address

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