The earworms are rarely welcome!
Posted by FPB270@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 21 comments
Posted by FPB270@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 21 comments
dangerkevin@reddit
Oh, oh, oh, it’s, you know../
CySnark@reddit
Calling out Jefferson Starship...
postprandialrepose@reddit
We built this city ... we built this city on side effects!
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
Quibble: We Built This City was by Starship, not Jefferson Starship.
postprandialrepose@reddit
We built this quibble ... we built this quibble on accuracy!
I have such little regard for the band post-Jefferson Airplane that I honestly didn't put as much thought into what I posted than I could have.
CySnark@reddit
Actually, now that you mention it, I think they are selling paper towels with that song. Still a shame.
postprandialrepose@reddit
We soaked this spill up ... we soaked this spill up, and now it's dry!
Or something.
CySnark@reddit
I'd rather see them use White Rabbit as that would be funny as he'll.
"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small."
postprandialrepose@reddit
That would be superb.
*Don't take this if you're pregnant. It may cause loss of hair. Diarrhea is possible. But you won't seem to care.
Remember the painful sex! And other side effects! Other side effects!*
it if or if you're worried about
r4d4r_3n5@reddit
For real
rodeler@reddit
So pleased that I never watch TV or listen to the radio, and thereby avoid almost all commercials.
rraattbbooyy@reddit
The way they usurped Dancing in the Moonlight and Low Rider is a goddamn shame.
FPB270@reddit (OP)
Yep. Lowrider was the straw!
AbesNeighbor@reddit
Think this is bad, just wait until Jon Bon Jovi takes over the Medicare ads from Joe Namith.
Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit
Magnum PI is already doing them.
the__post__merc@reddit
Oh- oh- oh- ozempic.
Coldfinger42@reddit
This one in particular enrages me
Otherwise_Coyote4885@reddit
I’m still waiting for Cologuard to pick up The Lonely Island “dick in a box” and change it to “shit in a box”. When that happens, we’ll know we’ve arrived.
Strange_Category5207@reddit
This! 👆
MezcalCC@reddit
Thanks for posting this. Was visiting my mother last month and since I never watch TV (she does) I noticed this pattern, too. It’s so on-the-nose who they’re going after with these ads. And so unoriginal! They all follow the same format.
Maleficent-Sport1970@reddit
I'm just taking in the black Karl Lagerfeld.