Midnight snack | TheaterFire

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Katkeyboard@reddit

starving college student here at 4am. i would eat the fuck out of this. save me one?

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RockFury@reddit

Holy fucking food coma. More than a dozen eggs and all that bread, I hope you're a body builder.

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Possible_Abalone_846@reddit

I like eggs well enough but I'm always surprised when people like eggs THIS much.

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Siaemes@reddit (OP)

I am the reason why eggs are so expensive now. I eat two of these at least once a week every week. I will not stop.

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Luseil@reddit

Okay so maybe there is such a thing as “too stoned”

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Sunshineyvomit@reddit

You should join the weird eggs sub… unless you want to keep enjoying your eggs

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TrulyRenowned@reddit

“I will not stop” sounds way more threatening than it had any business sounding lol.

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Idiot_Parfait@reddit

Maybe you should be scared. Only a psycho would eat unseasoned hard boiled eggs on plain bread.

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No-Suggestion-9504@reddit

Unpopular opinion: Best seasoning for plain boiled eggs is not salt n pepper, but Soy Sauce

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luv2hotdog@reddit

Is this really unpopular?

Id argue that the boiled egg best seasoning is worchestershire sauce though

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No-Suggestion-9504@reddit

Both sauces have that 'umami' taste, so it makes sense

Also honestly I didn't know if it was popular or unpopular

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luv2hotdog@reddit

If you like soy sauce on boiled eggs though, you should try soy sauce marinated eggs sometime. Super easy, you can do it in a ziplock bag.

Hard boiled eggs, peel them, and put them in the bag with enough water and soy sauce to cover them. Equal parts water and soy sauce. Leave in fridge overnight and viola! Soy sauce soaked eggs.

Thats the most basic version but there are lots of variations, add chilli or a bit more or less soy or whatever else you think would be yum

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Lumpy_Dance1092@reddit

THIS! I was delighted when I found this, funnily enough on YouTube labeled something like "Korean crack eggs." 😆 "Because they are so addictive!" 🤍✨️🥚 ( For the record I agree! )

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AdrenolineLove@reddit

Ive been putting a dash of soy sauce on my hard boiled eggs for years. SO good.

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mt0386@reddit

Only if its half boiled, then soy sauce goes well with the goop.

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Dryllmonger@reddit

I thought you were going to say “hot water” 😂

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Large_slug_overlord@reddit

How is that unpopular? Soy eggs are sold by the millions every day

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Cumfornot1a@reddit

Soy-marinated eggs are just the logical conclusion of this.

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Substantial-Dig9995@reddit

Soy eggs are a thing you know and pretty popular

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If you're willing to do some prep, making soft boiled eggs and then marinating them overnight in soy sauce + optional spices... You'll be in for a great time. It's very popular in korea, often eaten with rice or on top of noodles

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RoughManguy@reddit

It's actually ketchup

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No-Suggestion-9504@reddit

Not much of a ketchup fan (imo)

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CurveOfTheUniverse@reddit

In your opinion you’re not much of a ketchup fan?

Does that mean someone else could have the opinion that you are a ketchup fan?

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No-Suggestion-9504@reddit

Okay edited lol

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RandomPerson-07@reddit

Not an unpopular opinion at all, I agree with you!

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TrulyRenowned@reddit

Perhaps boil the eggs in the soy sauce? They’d probably even be a neat color.

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Lightwinter01@reddit

Chinese tea shops (in my country anyway) sell herbal eggs (eggs boiled in herbal mix), and there are these types too: https://omnivorescookbook.com/chinese-soy-sauce-eggs/

And they are absolutely delicious

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No-Suggestion-9504@reddit

Maybe Boiling it in water and soaking it in a liquid made of soy sauce, and other ingredients... thatwould be better

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Doctor_Sore_Tooth@reddit

Waste of soya sauce and it would definitely burn

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410_ERROR@reddit

Is this unpopular? I literally marinate boiled eggs in soy sauce overnight in the fridge. I don't like boiled eggs otherwise.

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bigdareon76@reddit

I'm gonna give that a try

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Zhaneranger@reddit

I don’t love soy sauce with boiled eggs, but I LOVE it with fried eggs! Salt only is my favorite for regular hard boiled

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mt0386@reddit

I take mine with bread and mayo. Catch me if you can coppers!

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Doctor_Sore_Tooth@reddit

Looks like there some sort of mayo/Ketchup combo on the plate.......or semen

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agoia@reddit

Looks like dijon mustard

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CarniferousDog@reddit

😂☝️

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believe2000@reddit

There's dippin' mustard

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Idiot_Parfait@reddit

Why wouldn’t they put it on the sandwich? Or toss the eggs in it so it’s not dry af? Red flags all around here.

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AncientLilies@reddit

🤣🤣

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eggz627@reddit

That's because once he eats every bird egg on the planet, humans are next. OP is the destroyer of worlds but for eggs

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dankhimself@reddit

To chickens for sure. And probably bread to a lesser degree.

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DregsRoyale@reddit

This man's toilet thinks it's justified

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allisun1433@reddit

The giggle that escaped me with this. But so true

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LeatherPatch@reddit

Are you Gaston; eating five dozen eggs a day are we?

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frogsplsh38@reddit

After this meal, no one shits like Gaston

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maybeluckythistime@reddit

No one shits after this meal!

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yozappado@reddit

I am concerned for your heart but also impressed.

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Nzdiver81@reddit

Your heart might

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daemones_lactuca@reddit

Can't stop. Won't stop.

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Batpipes521@reddit

Do people around you wear gas masks all the time?

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Large_slug_overlord@reddit

Bro my farts would be so bad.

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Nephalem84@reddit

Was looking for this comment, this guy can clear out a football stadium once that snack reaches his bowels 🤣

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Large_slug_overlord@reddit

I would be farting my dog out of bed

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ExperienceOk4227@reddit

Toot Toot 💨

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porcupine_kickball@reddit

Are you Gaston?

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Odd-Aide2522@reddit

I’m going to have you arrested. This has to stop.

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the_admirals_platter@reddit

What are the farts like?

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Ice__man23@reddit

Look up eggs and lethal prostate cancer... choline

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Mister_Green2021@reddit

How’s your cholesterol?

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Melodic_Policy765@reddit

I went on an egg spree of veggie omelets everyday for months after they declared eggs didn’t raise cholesterol to the degree feared. Mine went up into the stratosphere and my yummy omelets are no more.

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Mister_Green2021@reddit

Who declared eggs didn't raise cholesterol? The egg council? lol

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TehcnoAO77@reddit

This is an excellent question.

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tantowar@reddit

More like eggcellent, amirite? lol

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valkiria-rising@reddit

Was looking for this easy yet funny response. Have an upvote

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tantowar@reddit

Thank you internet friend lol.

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thatdudewillyd@reddit

Eggsactly

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valkiria-rising@reddit

You also get an upvote for your egg pun

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RiotGrrr1@reddit

Your farts must peel paint off the walls with all those eggs.

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DgingaNinga@reddit

How old are you? Cause one day, those blood tests your doctor occasionally runs will tell you to stop or enjoy a life that high cholesterol brings.

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sealosam@reddit

You might not stop, but your heart will.

Have you had your cholesterol checked?

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BaconIsntThatGood@reddit

Unless this is part of some workout diet your body is going to stop you eventually.

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SorenPenrose@reddit

You’ll stop soon enough, but I get what you meant.

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elperezosa@reddit

"you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in: i am not in danger, skyler. i am the danger. a guy opens his fridge and not find any eggs, and you think that of me? no! i am the one who eats!" –Heisenegg

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stormscape10x@reddit

Your cholesterol must not be measurable. Also I’m terrified of your farts.

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therealtb404@reddit

the cholesterol study was skewed and paid for by food lobbyists.

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Anxious-Reveal-8997@reddit

You must work for Big Cholesterol 🕵🏻‍♀️

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that-Sarah-girl@reddit

Okay Gaston

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brendafiveclow@reddit

I can get 30 eggs for $9 at the local safeway. There was a period of like 3 weeks where I'd just eat 9-15 of them for supper (I only eat once a day). Someone told me that's like totally not cool, and only slightly better than eating 5 cans of tuna a night.

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Logseman@reddit

Are you the guy with the "I can't hit my protein" videos? That tone of voice makes me think that some ball shrinking has happened.

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wulfryke@reddit

I was going to say you're crazy but then i realized i eat at least the same amount but spread over the entire week.

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cocoamix@reddit

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RockFury@reddit

Eggs are the shit! They're so versatile and can be the main part or just an ingredient. They're so good. Even chickens eat their own eggs! If someone gave me this, I'd be thinking "am I supposed to finish all of this? and where's the rest of that mustard? why didn't they make an egg salad instead?".

Also, red horseradish for boiled eggs, man.

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KegManWasTaken@reddit

I hope they like congealed shits

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henrydaiv@reddit

I hope anyone around them owns a gasmask

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DeliciousFlow8675309@reddit

I hope they're single.

I can smell the farts from here.

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ExcitingStress8663@reddit

Dude is Ron Swanson.

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Jonkinch@reddit

I can eat a shit load of boiled eggs but can’t finish a 12oz steak. They do not feel as filling as they are.

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RockFury@reddit

"I like eggs. Eggs, I like. ... Like I eggs."

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Siaemes@reddit (OP)

Only a little bit

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Helpuswenoobs@reddit

I eat about 5 - 7 eggs every (other) evening and I'm a small woman.

Mind you that's just as an evening snack, not talking about the others I have whenever I feel like it for breakfast or lunch (or a snack) - 4 sunny side ups on two slices of bread with ham and cheese or half a baguette with ham, lettuce, cheese, cucumber slices, lettuce, 2-3 boiled eggs and aome mayo/garlic sauce.

Some people really like eggs 🥲

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Shpander@reddit

For most healthy adults, it’s safe to eat 1–2 eggs a day depending on how much other cholesterol is in your diet. If you already have high cholesterol or other risk factors for heart disease, it may be best to eat no more than 4–5 eggs per week

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/how-many-eggs-should-you-eat

Just letting you know.

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Helpuswenoobs@reddit

I'm aware, I just stopped caring a while ago

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Shpander@reddit

Ok, enjoy them eggs! Love it how someone downvoted me for spreading health awareness

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avelineaurora@reddit

Probably because no one asked. I think most people are aware of how high in cholesterol eggs are.

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Shpander@reddit

I wasn't aware! You gotta keep on top of these things. 20 years ago any amount of eggs was bad, then they decided there was good and bad cholesterol, so eggs were no longer avoided in general, now the consensus is eggs in moderation. Medical opinions change, so it's worth questioning the status quo.

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Helpuswenoobs@reddit

Idk why anyone downvoted you for it, Reddit be Reddit though 😭

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Sprmodelcitizen@reddit

Hello darkness my old friend

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RockFury@reddit

I love eggs a lot, too. Your breakfast sandwich/toastie things sound good. 7 eggs as a snack and you're small, I'm guessing you have a pretty high metabolism. I'll have like 2 if it's snack and I'm good. I also love devilled eggs. There's this red horseradish stuff made with beets that makes them killer.

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Helpuswenoobs@reddit

7 is when I've had a really busy day and am feeling extra spicy to be fair, I love deviled eggs but I don't always feel like -or have the time to, make them so that's not as common. Makes them extra good when I can be bothered to make them though!

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WineyaWaist@reddit

Where did she say she was small?

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Davecantdothat@reddit

No shame, but that’s a lot of fuckin eggs, girl. 😂

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Helpuswenoobs@reddit

I like eggs 😭

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justahazelnutiguess@reddit

Gaston

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guitargoddess3@reddit

Love your profile pic. Fantastic Planets a favorite of mine.

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Reclusive_Chemist@reddit

Working on campus one summer, one of the guys would eat a dozen eggs for lunch each day. Football player rather than a body builder, but similar idea. Except he was a scrawny secondary guy.

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Sprmodelcitizen@reddit

At least put a little mayo on it to grease the pipes. Jesus

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AdrenolineLove@reddit

Thats what the mustard is for

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RockFury@reddit

Respectfully to op, yes. To make this good, an egg salad instead of just boiled eggs. They have mustard there, too. Little mustard, lotta mayo as you said, but maybe tiny bits of celery or something, roasted peppers, cut that bread and feed more than one person. Just glad the yolks aren't grey.

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Sprmodelcitizen@reddit

Oh man you are getting WAY too complicated for this egg monster.

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RockFury@reddit

I know, you're right. I just rant about food. I can't help it.

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XrayDem@reddit

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How he went to bed after that meal

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sixtus_clegane119@reddit

Benefits of being boring without a sense of smell

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RockFury@reddit

💨

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HumongusChongus@reddit

Body builder wouldn't be eating all that bread.

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frickthestate69@reddit

This is a powerlifter

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Gay-Bomb@reddit

That's not very a dozen eggs.....

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RockFury@reddit

It looks like there's something-teen eggs in the picture, counting half eggs as half. Hard to tell from just the pic. We could split hairs over this, but it doesn't seem worth it.

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lilbunnygal@reddit

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l8rt8rz@reddit

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RockFury@reddit

"Eggs! Eggs! Egg eggs! Eggs eggs and ~~ham~~ and EGGS!"

In internet meme-time, my reference here is on horse and buggy. "Do you like green eggs and EGGS?!"

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Otherwise-Remove4681@reddit

Don’t forget the mayo.

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Shpander@reddit

"snack"

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w4rri0r_@reddit

Because why? :(

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sreek4r@reddit

OP and their midnight mustard gas...

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intergalactict00t@reddit

I’ve never seen such a perfectly selected gif. 😂😂😂

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Lord_Phoenix95@reddit

Indeed, I don't even think Supernatural has a gif for this.

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soraysunshine@reddit

I’m in tears over this GIF. It’s so perfect

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CarniferousDog@reddit

😂😂😂

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Lord_Phoenix95@reddit

Bruh. That's a lot of eggs. You could've used some to make a simple Mayo as well so the eggs and bread wouldn't be as dry.

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NomieXoxTTV@reddit

Straight to jail! Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

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wembleybimbley@reddit

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Comprehensive_Set577@reddit

de constructed egg salad sammy

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No-Box-2780@reddit

Are you high?!

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Breeblez@reddit

This looks like something an alien would eat

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Flewey_@reddit

r/stonerfood

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TheGopherFucker@reddit

Foul

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terraman7898@reddit

no offense my friend but this is truly something else on the rancid meter. i wish you nothing but the best.

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Simple_Platypus_4401@reddit

Wow

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Kal-ElEarth69@reddit

I hope you sleep alone. If not, I hope your partner has a gas mask.

Crack your window open.

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PsychotherapeuticBum@reddit

I hope you were stoned

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Bowled_Eggs@reddit

That. Looks. Delicious.

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Jmxliquid@reddit

This looks like my lunch.. everyday..

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ButterRolla@reddit

Brought to you by Hentai'd.

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JustinCooksStuff@reddit

This disgusts me.

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ch3rn0byl_g3rbil@reddit

This dudes gonna fumigate the whole fuckin house!!

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Epic_Misadventures@reddit

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Zephyr93@reddit

Why yes, i'd love to eat an ovipositor sandwich

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Terrapin2190@reddit

My... GOD.

I feel sorry for whoever sleeps next to you at night. Or anyone in your household for that matter.

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Emo_candi_girl@reddit

Ur farts are gonna be insane....

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number1chick@reddit

Yikes! Eggy farts all night 💨

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CanaryJane42@reddit

Gonna have stinky farts tomorrow

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Bobert789@reddit

Why is OP pretending this is his pictures in the comments??

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QueenOfSweetTreats@reddit

Are those quails eggs? They look so small.

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Able_Analysis8032@reddit

The farts 😷

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Iemongrasseyelids@reddit

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Bishime@reddit

Six bombaclat eggs???

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MeetBlase@reddit

I love sending these photos into Uber eats and telling them I got the wrong food

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SailorEsmeraude@reddit

this is beautiful

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Imbeingsupercerealy@reddit

I’d actually smash that tho lmao

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WienerSchnitzel01@reddit

This is what this sub was made for. I literally made the same face as gordon😭

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riceewifee@reddit

This was posted by fucking Gaston

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John_boy_90@reddit

Yeah No

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RubixcubeRat@reddit

Teeth sandwich

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goodarthlw@reddit

Not going to lie, I would try it.

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ruthless619xxx@reddit

Disgusting

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GreatZampano1987@reddit

This is it. This is the post on this sub.

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typhoidbeaver@reddit

If you like spicy, try pickling hard boiled eggs in a jar of leftover jalapeno juice. 😉 Let me pickle for 2 weeks and they will be perfect.(PS mt olive has the BEST sliced jalapenos)

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SweezyPeebles@reddit

For who? Cool Hand Luke?

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ParaGord@reddit

Easy there Cool Hand Luke. Just warn people when you're going to the bathroom 💩☠️

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strangehitman22@reddit

Who tf hurt you?

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RickRossovich@reddit

4am fartnado.

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PallbearerOfBadNews@reddit

💨

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Sandisax1969@reddit

My first thought was:I feel sorry for their dog (if they have one that sleeps with them)

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TrulyRenowned@reddit

It’s okay, most dogs are just as happy to gas you in return, in my experience.

I had one once that’d wake himself up with his farts. They weren’t even loud, he didn’t have any ass cheeks to make noise with. They were just so fucking rancid that they’d startle him awake.

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Dcruzen@reddit

I grew up in a trailer for a good chunk of my childhood. We had to have a propane detector. Our dog would fart and it would set the damn thing off.

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Olof96m@reddit

Methane detector

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Melodic_Policy765@reddit

Laughing my head off in a parked car. Can’t breathe!!!

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Sandisax1969@reddit

Omg…I’m rolling 😂😂

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TrulyRenowned@reddit

I am D E A D 💀

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spare_parts_bot@reddit

My sister had a dog that would fart himself awake then gag and run out of the room. Sometimes he'd puke. TBH that dog had some gnarly farts.

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TrulyRenowned@reddit

I used to have a Boxer that would let out the most silent “pfffffft” then the smell would be so jarring that it’d startle him awake lol. Poor dude would be shaking like someone just jump scared him.

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deg_deg@reddit

I have a little Scottie that my partner rescued and she gets downright offended and leaves the room if I fart…

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barry4bama1@reddit

Dogs? I was worried about the neighborhood

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CarniferousDog@reddit

Death by Dutch Oven

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LMGooglyTFY@reddit

This must be why I lost power in the PNW.

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Nice_Team2233@reddit

the fartnado 😂🤣. But for real more like a shit storm going to blow through.

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chillwithpurpose@reddit

Seriously though, I don’t care how much I love you… if I know you’ve eaten a sandwich like this within the last 12 hours, you are not getting in my car

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_mully_@reddit

Thank you. I’ve been looking for my new char name.

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fuzzycaterpillar123@reddit

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miaaasurrounder@reddit

Midnight bomb

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abbieeats@reddit

love your eggs you

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qxyz17@reddit

So this is what the egg man from Pink Flamingos is up to

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selkiesart@reddit

I can smell the farts brewing from here

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DookieToe2@reddit

Why do you need to eat a dozen eggs in the middle of the night? Does OP have his own orbital pull?

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Life_Confidence128@reddit

No

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cellsAnimus@reddit

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lmaytulane@reddit

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swim_and_sleep@reddit

That dozen eggs was one snack?

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cellsAnimus@reddit

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SnooSprouts3744@reddit

Guess I know what I’m gonna eat tonight

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secretprnstash@reddit

Snake x ray

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pedantic_papillon@reddit

what the fuck

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mybeloved109@reddit

Eddie abbew core

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De-Animator27@reddit

So....like an egg salad sandwich but skipping some steps.

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LostinQuiddity@reddit

What the fuck is this?!

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livens@reddit

Epic level farts, you could accidentally gas yourself under the sheets.

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jdcream@reddit

1 of 2 things is going on right now. Either I'm too high to comprehend what is going on in this picture. Or I'm not high enough. Or borh.

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dudewiththebling@reddit

Imagine the farts

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Ill_Play2762@reddit

Why not just make egg salad sandwich😭

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sailor-shelby@reddit

Is your name Gaston by any chance?

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Living-Resolution704@reddit

That’s a hard boiled no for me dog.

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Tinycatgirl@reddit

Are those eggs curled into your long nightmare fingers?

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lobo_locos@reddit

Op be like...

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itjustgotcold@reddit

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The_GrandestNothing@reddit

I don't think this MF is giving up any of his eggs 😂

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Mike_Oxsmall_420@reddit

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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MonkeyBred@reddit

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CarniferousDog@reddit

😆😆😆

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TerriblePlays@reddit

is it blue?

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Xx_Gambit_xX@reddit

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CrestonSpiers@reddit

I love eggs, I love crabs, and I love hanging hoors!

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AppropriateTouching@reddit

Bro

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dagoose123@reddit

Looks like an egg dick sandwich with mustard

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ToxyFlog@reddit

Why not just make egg salad out of the eggs instead of shoving them in whole? It wouldn't take that much longer.

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Interesting-Sky-9142@reddit

Lazy man’s egg salad, nice. Maybe sprinkle some salt n pepper on top, some pickles 🤩

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Belfetto@reddit

Ahahahaha

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GravitiBass@reddit

This looks like something I’d make like half of while baked, go why did I do this, force myself to finish it bc I hate wasting food, and then throw it up at 6 am.

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Lopsided-Peanut-1893@reddit

Were you eggcited to eat it

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Reverentmalice@reddit

Broken dentures

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AdrenolineLove@reddit

I would absolutely demolish this

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bdw312@reddit

Their farts are going to be what legends are made of.

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_Romnix01_@reddit

That amount of eggs is unhealthy, and I too am an egg enjoyer myself.

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EdZeppelin94@reddit

I bet your farts could bring down a full grown bull elephant.

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FellaGentleSprout@reddit

Ngl if you haven’t tried this combination of foods, you should. Eggs with mayonnaise and a side of bread is so good. Hell even plain bread dipped in mayo

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PrivateLTucker@reddit

I hate this.

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Nerolikespizza@reddit

God your breath gotta be crazy

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MachineSpirited7085@reddit

i can smell the room just looking at it

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RetroSwamp@reddit

I will never understand how y'all have so many eggs lol they are insanely priced where I live lol

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Asleep-Jicama9485@reddit

I have chickens so it’s unlimited pretty much lol

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CharlotteLucasOP@reddit

Yeah but how much must one pay to keep the chickens happy enough to lay all year?

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Asleep-Jicama9485@reddit

Not much! I buy a bag of chicken feed for like 18 dollars every 2-3 months. The setup costed a bit though

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CharlotteLucasOP@reddit

Ahh nice, I wish I had the space to keep a few chooks.

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Asleep-Jicama9485@reddit

It was lucky, the house we bought had a tool shed that was perfect

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doozerman@reddit

The land and start up is where the cost is. Once it gets going, feed isn’t too bad and they eat ALL the scraps. Seriously they eat damn near every thing, we even save the egg shells and pulverize them back into the feed. We only have 6 and that’s an easy dozen a week

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mishlufc@reddit

I always find it funny that people have this image in their head of chickens being peaceful animals that just eat their chicken feed. They are ruthless opportunists that will attempt to eat anything that looks remotely edible. Pity the frog that happens to encounter a chicken, it's not a good way to go.

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WarPotential7349@reddit

I've always told folks that chickens are metal AFQ, but no one believes - except my spouse. One day he was helping me on a farm. One of the smaller chickens stopped directly in front of him with a frog in its mouth and swallowed it whole, keeping eye contact with my spouse the whole time.

Then I showed him the corner of the barn where the chickens had been attacking, killing, and eating song birds down to the bones.

Chickens are metal AFQ, and eating their periods is an honor.

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Ok-Cook-7542@reddit

the egg isnt the period. the egg is a single reproductive cell called a gamete, and a period is tissue and fluids shed from the uterine lining. birds dont menstruate meaning they never shed their uterine lining or have associated bleeding.

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WarPotential7349@reddit

While I'm personally aware of this, I thank you for sharing it with the folks who might've taken my colloquialism literally!

Personally, I feel like a cloaca is also metal AFQ, too, but I know a lot of folks get a case of the Ews from learning where eggs come from and what that crusty stuff on their farm fresh egg is.

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N43M3K@reddit

What is afq?

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WarPotential7349@reddit

"As fuqq."

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N43M3K@reddit

Thanks

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Atrabiliousaurus@reddit

I've seen em go after a mouse even.

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AtlasNL@reddit

Barely anything. I’ve got chickens, feed is cheap af and they eat all our scraps. All of it.

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PackOfStallions@reddit

About tree fiddy

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WarPotential7349@reddit

Hey you ain't no chicken! You're eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era!

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Niteowl_Janet@reddit

I’m in Toronto. I get 30 eggs for 9 bucks

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RetroSwamp@reddit

https://i.imgur.com/W0sMPHX.png ya we pay a bit more.

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Niteowl_Janet@reddit

A dozen eggs are still around five bucks here, I honestly don’t understand how they’re selling a 30 pack for nine dollars! I don’t even need that many eggs! It’s just less expensive

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Apocrisiary@reddit

I get farm eggs just on the other side of the street from my house.

A tray of 30 day fresh eggs is about 7$ (Norway).

Probably the cheapest protein food I have around here. Don't even think canned tuna at the store would be cheaper.

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AlaskanSamsquanch@reddit

How much are a dozen where you are? I’m in Alaska and dozen is usually $3.

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Top_Ad_5717@reddit

$6.00 a dozen ÷ 4 meals =$1.50 per meal for protein .

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_Notebook_@reddit

Unless you’re op.

$6 a dozen / 1 = $6 per meal.

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LoreCriticizer@reddit

Where I live you can buy 30 eggs for $5, although they are the cheaper low quality kind.

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Chris19862@reddit

A dozen eggs is like 4 or 5 bucks if you buy the nice ones....the sweat shop shit like 2.79

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hennsippin@reddit

Baby chickens forced to lay eggs

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winter83@reddit

I buy en bulk like 18 something for 90 eggs. They last me a while but I eat them everyday and I don't want to have to find a new breakfast.

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BigDaddyReptar@reddit

A dozen eggs are like 2.50 around me

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singingpanda20@reddit

Lucky 😭😭 i love eggs but they're 4 bucks a dozen here

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googdude@reddit

I just hope I don't live within 50 miles when his colon coughs, that'll knock a buzzard off a 5-day-old roadkill in the summer.

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Katboxparadise@reddit

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DreadlockRainbow@reddit

Tell me that ain’t spray cheese…..

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namistejones@reddit

Me post covid. All I ate was boiled egg sandwiches.

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omgyonka@reddit

Blursed

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genetic_patent@reddit

I was hungry, and then I saw this image. thanks.

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m15cell@reddit

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TheFakeJoel732@reddit

God id eat the fuck out of that

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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

Yeah. But can you eat 50 eggs?

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mendocheese@reddit

Could have just made one hell of a egg salad sandwich but looks like you just said fuck it lol

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LennyJay86@reddit

Midday Farts!

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Radical-Extremist69@reddit

The 2 extra eggs is what bothers me most lmao

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GoingOverTheStars@reddit

I’m surprised it’s not the hairy one that bothers you the most.

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eberkain@reddit

that looks like a high af snack choice

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Venomous_Outlaw@reddit

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93tabitha93@reddit

What bread you used?

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Emotional_Face4971@reddit

bro went into the effort to boil what I assume a dozen and a half eggs for this

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Global_Office_2872@reddit

Whyyyy

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skinninja@reddit

House gonna smell like a paper mill!

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IslandReina@reddit

🤮🤮🤮

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Lucifer-Prime@reddit

Okay Gaston…

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Ill-Bite-6864@reddit

Damn bro just order a pizza-

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AKSpaceMan576@reddit

I found Joanna from Rescuers Down Under

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turtlebear787@reddit

Fuck yeah get that protein

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iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj@reddit

No way

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DaSqueaky101@reddit

Are you a snake by any chance?

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catalayaaa@reddit

No chocolate as a midnight snack.. alright.. interesting

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Expensive-Virus7954@reddit

RIP your toilet. Do you have Morris Jenkins on speed dial?? 💀

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bleebloobleebl@reddit

I hope you sleep alone

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theamazingswayze@reddit

You must have awful farts

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greatreference@reddit

jesus christ that is shitty, so many farts in bed

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Brief_Buddy_7848@reddit

Oh no

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AffectionateQuiet224@reddit

That's disgusting lol

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LolIsThatReal@reddit

I mean... at this point just make your own egg salad and lay it on super thick

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BubblyHospital9347@reddit

lazy eggsalad sandwich

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da_fishy@reddit

Babe you’ve barely touched your beggeutte

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goldenstate-longrod@reddit

biiitchhhh 😲😶😑

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CraftyObject@reddit

are you okay

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GenericNameNet@reddit

Wtf dude

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Beerasaurus@reddit

That’s too much.

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OkImagination2044@reddit

Gaston is that you

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UsualAd7267@reddit

Costco wants your location

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BugP13@reddit

Ew.... Where is the mayo?

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hautdoge@reddit

I can smell this picture

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Separate-Ad6636@reddit

That looks like a pregnant snake being dissected.

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The_Alrighty_Zed@reddit

I’m glad I scrolled back to take another look at your post cause zooming by the picture, made it look like a bunch of teeth.

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Rich-Appearance-7145@reddit

Funny how at midnight food just hits differently, what wouldn't work during the light of day all of a sudden is delicious.

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charlesVONchopshop@reddit

Okay Mr. Fart.

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Jealous-Ease6924@reddit

I wouldn't even want to text someone who eats that.

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Tasty_Phone9580@reddit

Is that egg salad underneath the bakers dozen egg garnish?

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electricjeel@reddit

I refuse to accept this is real

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Woodpecker757@reddit

Hahahahahaha!!!! I don’t know why but this cracked me in half!! (Like an egg) But HILARIOUS!

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Maleficent_Primary89@reddit

Falklor Sandwich

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RealHugeJackman@reddit

EGG

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juddplays@reddit

i swear ive seen this image before

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Pazument@reddit

Midnightmare snack

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ari_5372@reddit

It looks kinda delicious. Might give it a try. Is it mustard or mayonnaise inside?

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Putsomesunglasseson@reddit

I rly thought I was on r/stonerfood. Boy, you must love eggs.

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United-Advisor-5910@reddit

A flock of eggs.

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DawgPoundTexas@reddit

How many pots did you smoke?

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justlaughandmoveon@reddit

This made me nauseous when it popped on my feed. No joke, it turned my stomach.. Thanks for this.

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Agile-King-8236@reddit

why its looking creepy??

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Whole_Cranberry8415@reddit

Replace cheese for eggs

https://youtu.be/vGxRUglFFME?si=x6gAWxlYIj40BjUm

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yungfroggie@reddit

hey so what the fuck is wrong with you

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MangoGlimmer@reddit

Let me guess your favorite food.... Hmmm.... Eggs?

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nothin-is-everythang@reddit

This made me nauseous to look at, lol

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Grrerrb@reddit

I like how it looks like a weird pea pod

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inked_saiyan@reddit

Dude you are going to have the most pungent farts. This is honestly impressive to consume in a single sitting.

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Remarkable-Dig-1241@reddit

Nah this is from the timeline where they don't have knives but also do still have boiled egg sandwiches xD Even the split ones look like they got ripped in two. Same with the baguette xD

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bassguitarsmash@reddit

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Edgimos@reddit

I need to know. What is that sauce? Also why did you use a baguette and cut it UNEVENLY?! But fr this is one of the most cursed things I’ve ever seen in my life.

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InspiriaX@reddit

Could have done soft boiled eggs instead, more palatable with bread

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hotdoginathermos@reddit

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Kiryukazuma4realtho@reddit

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

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Fantastic-Tree727@reddit

Ewww WTF!!!!

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Clean_Ad_8181@reddit

I eat them that way, except I use a flour tortillas and less eggs lol

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leavethisearth@reddit

Thats a lot of cholesterol

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81tchmonkey@reddit

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TearOfTheStar@reddit

Bro's a python.

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SmileParticular9396@reddit

Ok but, what the fuck

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Flooble_Crank@reddit

495% of your daily cholesterol intake

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Kpsmthrs@reddit

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housepanther91@reddit

What. The...

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Shmokakun@reddit

OPs farts could evacuate a small city jesus

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit

How to guarantee indigestion fueled night terrors.

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ThrowRALightSwitch@reddit

hes a stinky boy

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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CharlotteLucasOP@reddit

I can smell the sulphurous farts through my phone.

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-BlackBrilliance@reddit

Im curious on how your body felt after eating this

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crypto64@reddit

I'd have a hard time trusting any farts for the next 24 hours.

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EnthusiasmBorn4841@reddit

The amount of farts after consuming this sandwich may stop the word from spinning

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ABSBYDN@reddit

This is a snack !

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Thebml21@reddit

Eggs are great but damn them farts are smelly.

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No-Finding1044@reddit

That looks a little off putting but really good at the same time

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Loud_Technology_8036@reddit

I didn’t realize that you could speed run making an egg salad sandwich. Thanks for the life hack.

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thatoneguy_pw@reddit

You should be jailed….

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falumptrump@reddit

Scary

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esleydobemos@reddit

You've had entirely too many marijuanas.

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DarkSparkandWeed@reddit

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zebraskilz@reddit

Holy cholesterol batman!

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imadork1970@reddit

You better have some corks handy.

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Carrots-n-chaos@reddit

hm…

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TFED360@reddit

I eat this before the vacation road trip the next morning. That window lock button is a powerful tool. Sorry kids we will be there after the chemical warfare subsides.

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leozool@reddit

I can smell this

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smurfalidocious@reddit

This is just the sandwich Rodney Dangerfield makes in Back to School.

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doctor_deathclaw7@reddit

Id rather die

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TurningToPage394@reddit

The egg farts this guy is going to have. I’m scared.

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Garfield1415@reddit

I ain't following you into the bathroom!! 🤣🤣☠️🤯💨

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CarefulMidnight4366@reddit

This made me feel instantly ill 🤢

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ResponsibilityEast32@reddit

Okay Frank

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SophiaPetrillo_@reddit

Jesus that whole house smell like a fart

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jacqf9@reddit

eggs 🥚 are delish

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DckThik@reddit

Apparently no one ever told you don’t put all your eggs in one baguette.

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slumxl0rd87@reddit

In the top five most diabolical things ever posted to the sub

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

I think I might hate you

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keypizzaboy@reddit

I’m not mad or disappointed. I’ve been there

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jroostu@reddit

That pile of dijon really sets this apart.

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Wishdog2049@reddit

I've never seen Baron Harkonnen this high.

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Slight_Candy2426@reddit

I feel like I’m going to be sick

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stricktd@reddit

Ain’t no man can’t eat no 50 eggs

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ayakittikorn@reddit

moreeeeee proteeein

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Emperessguinn@reddit

Well we now know why we have an egg shortage

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Riverboatcaptain123@reddit

Dude that’s freaking nasty! Cut me off a slice right now!

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rmholm88@reddit

Gimme the turtle nest sandwich

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Less_Pool5289@reddit

“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?”

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locohygynx@reddit

Now this belongs here. Good work.

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StargazingLilia_1998@reddit

😯

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passenger1c@reddit

Looks delicious!

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Annual-Jump3158@reddit

That is a heart attack waiting to happen. If you're doing this, you may as well start eating those PB & J shits that Elvis gorged on. At least they'd taste better than... Hard-boiled "Egg Sandwich".

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Analsnogging@reddit

I don't know if that little dollop of Dijon will do the trick.

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CarniferousDog@reddit

“Death by Dutch Oven”

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Kamilianusz95@reddit

Someone got too influenced by Regular Show it seems

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robotic_otter28@reddit

My wife wouldn’t allow me to sleep in our bed for at least 4 nights

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smokinsomnia@reddit

Nothing but respect you fuxking gremlin. I admire this.

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VINGNIR89@reddit

You are going to be farting like an animal tonight

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flying_hampter@reddit

I had my screen brightness all the way down and it looked like teeth falling out of someone's gums

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alimem974@reddit

Illness brained

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BowlingBrosUnlimited@reddit

who hurt you

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rogdesouza@reddit

If I were plastered, I’d eat the shit out of this. Needs hot sauce tho.

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astralseat@reddit

Ngl would

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TheEchoJuliet@reddit

The egg-to-sauce ratio is criminal.

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gold_fossil@reddit

Get ready to fart a hole in your bed

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netterD@reddit

Only this little mustard to go with all of that?

Thats my only issue with the picture.

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ManBearPig-666@reddit

I’ve unfortunately seen worse

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Electrical-Act-7170@reddit

How come there's cat food on the plate?

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SithLordPopCulture@reddit

I’m a fan of egg salad but I’m not sure how I feel about this.

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ruralmagnificence@reddit

You need to be put down.

This is unholy.

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WietGetal@reddit

I hope you dont do this often or you're a bodybuilder or some other top athlete because unironicly this amount of eggs is unhealthy, the eggyellow is basicly fat.

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MeatAndPotatoesVegan@reddit

Holy crap, why do I have a feeling Afroman and Cypress Hill were playing when these beasts were made!

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rikusorasephiroth@reddit

It looks like something I'd make after waking up at three in the morning with a hangover.

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Shenko88@reddit

Like something out of cool hand Luke but with bread thrown into the mix.

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CeeArthur@reddit

I fucking gasped when I scrolled past this

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plasmaSunflower@reddit

/r/foodthatshouldbeillegal

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Rockandmetal99@reddit

is that fucking peanut butter on the side

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5wi7ty@reddit

I'm offended by this 🤣🤣🤣

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Droid-Man5910@reddit

What's wrong? You've barely touched your Heg Degs

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MerCyInTheShell@reddit

That's fucked up... But also kinda awesome.

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rbarr228@reddit

The bed will be warm later that night.

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Corp_thug@reddit

It’s okay, not to be okay.

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drake22@reddit

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Celos@reddit

Are you the 3 foot sub guy?

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Ohtrueeeee@reddit

LMFAO I LOVE YOU 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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Sludg3g0d@reddit

Frank Reynolds special

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prettybluefoxes@reddit

Rip toilet (eventually)

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VicVinegar8@reddit

Looks like something Frank Reynolds would absolutely destroy in about 3 minutes

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QuotingThanos@reddit

Bro meets next week's protein goals today 🔥

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Large_Prize_2496@reddit

This is some savagery.

Did you cut both the bread and the eggs with your hands?

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crispylaytex@reddit

Shame

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CoMgo@reddit

Why man

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ExiledAesir@reddit

Are... are you ok?

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ConsiderationHot9518@reddit

Keep your bedroom door open so you don’t die from methane poisoning when that “snack” gets to percolating in your bowels.

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vemundveien@reddit

Are you roughly the size of a barge?

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Gonzorvally@reddit

Those are cooked snake eggs in a cooked snake.

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jjgirl815@reddit

Holy cholesterol, Batman!

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jjgirl815@reddit

Holy cholesterol, Batman!

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Intelligent_Side4919@reddit

No shortage of protein was found

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kukospoon_@reddit

what the hell..

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iamdream@reddit

This is exactly how you summon the devil

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Chunk_Thud@reddit

I can smell this image.

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BrazilianButtCheeks@reddit

Okay Gaston

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th3va1kyri3@reddit

If you have roommates, give them a gas mask. Your room is about to become a gas chamber.

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KazuNekoCHAN13@reddit

I initially thought those were quail eggs…

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AtlasNL@reddit

Gaston if he was dropped on his head as a baby

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woyteck@reddit

Come on Eggland!

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Emo-hamster@reddit

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piss_shit_goblin@reddit

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That sandwich smile.

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Exciting-Ad-7077@reddit

Your farts must be deadly

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Shirohige1991@reddit

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MurderSheScrote@reddit

That’s a lot of ｅｇｇ

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Ok-Lion5811@reddit

this uhh this is psychotic

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StilettoMuselli@reddit

Wow that's so much then it seems

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TattooedCoffeeAddict@reddit

That fart is gonna blow the hair off a skunk

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ExtraAd2582@reddit

Cool Hand Luke over here.

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ninja_boy23424@reddit

Are you going to put mayonnaise? Please, tell me you are going to.

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Appropriate-Reward71@reddit

OP’s cholesterol 📈

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mexicandiaper@reddit

cholesterol high AF

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goth_tiddy_enjoyer@reddit

Your farts are going to contaminate the entire bed room

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Constant_Notice_6716@reddit

WTF more like midnight heart attack

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lionturtlepi@reddit

Egguette

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kingleo0727@reddit

Holy Shit, yeah I can just smell the sewage poots reeking from this. 😆

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MetalJoe0@reddit

I thought those were quail eggs.

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peavee_@reddit

this is a cry for help

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THE_TRIP_KEEPER@reddit

God some of y’all are just diarrhea machines

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rexyroooooo@reddit

almost said no, amazing post

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ngraham888@reddit

Egg farts…

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Simple_Gas6513@reddit

what stopped you at 14th?

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TheNecromancer@reddit

You're a good lad, Peter

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crackersncheeseman@reddit

My drunk self wouldn't even eat that.

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Sea-Day555@reddit

In this economy?

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pandafab@reddit

Is this you, op?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1gv860k/why_do_people_ask_chatgpt_such_useless_questions/

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HotTopicMallRat@reddit

G’gaston?

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FluidsCKY@reddit

Eating over a dozen eggs makes sense for the meat diet or keto diet. But all that bread??? Mans is hungry lol

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MarshmallowFloofs85@reddit

man, not even cut up just..boiled and put on a whole loaf of bread.

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Heinberz@reddit

Pov: When I can't get protein powder I try to get protein in other ways

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kriffing_schutta@reddit

This actually sounds good as hell. Put some mayo on it and a little bit of mustard. Oh baby.

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Spite_Gold@reddit

I can last two days on this

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xzanfr@reddit

That looks lovely.

I like it with the eggs still warm and slightly mashed in to the bread.

On another plus point you won't need to use the toilet for a few days.

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cactusplants@reddit

That's not shitty food porn. That's delicious, though I could do with a bit of mayo.

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Beretta116@reddit

This looks like something I would enjoy once in a while, as long as the bread isn't too stale haha

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ecostyler@reddit

go to hell

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serqetres@reddit

That's my 1 week of protein intake

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Rhg0653@reddit

Found Gaston

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13PagedHappyEnding@reddit

Midnight Gas

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Parkouricus@reddit

"20 eggs often my dinner"

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averageluckduck@reddit

Gaston that u?

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Siaemes@reddit (OP)

Nah I have standards, Gaston eats his eggs with the shells still on them

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Glitter_berries@reddit

Holy shit, I just realised that he does. And raw.

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Malfurious_Stormrage@reddit

This made me gag. Take my upvote.

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nanaharall@reddit

🤮🤮🤮

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Stormdude127@reddit

As someone who hates eggs, this is absolutely vile

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nerdragemusic@reddit

Aight goodnight. Looking at that just made my cholesterol spike

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bigshot316@reddit

I hope they enjoy farting uncontrollably for 8 hours straight

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heyitsJess-onReddit@reddit

Richie Rich over here with all these eggs.

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Downtown-Meaning-357@reddit

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SoupmanBob@reddit

Are you high?

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hunterlovesreading@reddit

I am and would love to eat this haha

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jimmyjinnal@reddit

So Your snacking on a turtles fallopian tube

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Jordan3Tears@reddit

This picture is one of my 13 reasons

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JWal0@reddit

The bottom sub is fine but the smaller half on top is egregious man

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SokkaHaikuBot@reddit

^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^JWal0:

The bottom sub is

Fine but the smaller half on

Top is egregious man

^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

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nebula-dirt@reddit

Do you own chickens?

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Slydawg3@reddit

Why not just make a quick egg salad sandwich mix

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sauvandrew@reddit

Oh god, the farts.

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soutthiman@reddit

I can smell the room

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Tehkin@reddit

yes officer, this post right here

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smirnoffthewench@reddit

No

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IQ_less@reddit

Choresterol goes brrrrrrr

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Ok_Culture_1914@reddit

YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF . 💥

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h31lsing@reddit

Cholesterol here i come

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mmeeplechase@reddit

This is such an extensive amount of prep work for a midnight snack! Or maybe I’m just lazy, but I’m kinda impressed 😅

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Mike_in_San_Pedro@reddit

“What we have here, is a failure to communicate.”

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mirroade@reddit

Ur farts must be all sulfur

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Rare-Yogurtcloset-22@reddit

Hahaha beside the crazy protein of eggs which is awesome, why does that blob of sauce on the right looks like a guy looking disgusted 😂

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Ginkoletsplay@reddit

New illness just dropped

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Borrow03@reddit

PROTEIN

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JustinTimberbaked9@reddit

EGG

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StupidMario64@reddit

My guy is eat like 12/15 eggs (scrambled) at once occasionally and even i think this is heinous.

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ExcitingStress8663@reddit

Not shitty, it's good shit

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bringtwizzlers@reddit

I would honestly eat tf outta this. Two fave foods.

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dezerx212256@reddit

Try garlic cream cheese and cured ham. You must be able to make gunpowder from your farts.

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pb_nayroo@reddit

Stop. Eating. Sulfuric. Foods. After. Midnight.

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AceMasterOrion@reddit

I gagged when this popped up.

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bogpudding@reddit

Farts about to be insane

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wooshwed@reddit

This looks nice! Is it mayo under the egggg?

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spacepoptartz@reddit

I feel sick just looking at this

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PurpleTurtleGames@reddit

I'm looking at a dozen of hard boiled eggs bread sword.

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No_Reporter_4563@reddit

How much do you weigh?

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inferni_advocatvs@reddit

🤢

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vpltnkv@reddit

I am calling the police. This is not shitty, this is criminal.

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vpltnkv@reddit

And I am afraid to imagine the farts afterwards

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Icy_Aardvark9549@reddit

Stoned aye?

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-ThisAccountIsVoid-@reddit

The FBI is sending in a strike team.

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DanceWitty136@reddit

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beaujolais98@reddit

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Firefly-1505@reddit

Need 48 more eggs if you want to be as large as a barge.

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stayingsweaty@reddit

If you aint liftin you dieing.

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orificehorace@reddit

I like eggs as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous!

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Maskatron@reddit

Her?

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Tio1988@reddit

I respect that you love eggs, but add some lettuce or some pastrami ya know?

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tirtha2shredder@reddit

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Smooth-Restaurant379@reddit

When that’s all you probly have then yeah ,👍👌 put some ketchup and tapatio on that 🔥

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maxru85@reddit

So bad that “eggs” doesn’t mean “testicles” in English. I had so many jokes about eating balls all night

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LucidityEngine@reddit

Yuck omg 😂😂😂

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100th_roll_champagne@reddit

Nowadays that’s a $20 sandwich 😵‍💫

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azdcaz@reddit

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georgey_porgey@reddit

this is what this sub was created for. i concoct some abominations myself in the name of putting off hunger till i become ravenous

that said, what the fuck is that

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Slight_Tiger2914@reddit

Bro, what on earth possessed you to eat 8 + boiled eggs?

Also, why are they boiled? Prepackaged?

If you had scrambled all that it would not gone differently.

That's enough eggs to make more pancakes than that single Sandwich.

That's enough eggs to eat over 2 days.

You could of baked some cookies with them eggs. Like ... Why man lol 🤣

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teotl87@reddit

how you get those eggs perfectly peeled? mine always chip and get chunks torn off, even with popping em in an ice bath right after boiling

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istheflesh@reddit

It needs cheese. Only note.

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Desperate-Painter152@reddit

It's the two extra eggs on the side, and the criminally small mustard (?) to sandwich ratio that does it for me. I have been chuckling for a good 5 minutes, thanks OP this is what this sub is about.

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Slight_Tiger2914@reddit

So you ate all the eggs...

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AlaskanSamsquanch@reddit

No hot sauce?

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vanillancoke@reddit

would

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bumpywigs@reddit

Are you a shire horse ?

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TheRealRickC137@reddit

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HandinGlov3@reddit

There's absolutely no reason why you should eat this

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CheatsySnoops@reddit

Is that boiled eggs in breadsticks?

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FNAF_Movie@reddit

Oooh lawdy my tummy's rumblin

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Foxxxyjam@reddit

Why ?

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NetworkingJesus@reddit

Please tell me those are quail eggs or something else similarly small.

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bubshole@reddit

throws hands up

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richiewilliams79@reddit

Do you ever have a crap with that many eggs?

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Mr_JoJo24@reddit

Yoooooooooolk

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AnnePingo@reddit

HAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

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Dromedaeus@reddit

Hotbox your gf under the covers after

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Chemical_Error2794@reddit

Hey so this is insane

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petewondrstone@reddit

Jfc

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coffee_cake_x@reddit

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev’ry morning to help me get large And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs So I’m roughly the size of a BAAAAAAARGE!

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Slowmyke@reddit

Dafuq?

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musical_voyour@reddit

My question is what the hell is is the pile of mysterious goo next to the sandwich?

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bloodood123@reddit

lad you stole this from twitter

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Epicgrapesoda98@reddit

When it’s midnight and you gotta get the rest of your protein intake in

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durpduckastan@reddit

If you just crush the eggs then mix it with mayo that can be quite yummy

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haikusbot@reddit

If you just crush the

Eggs then mix it with mayo

That can be quite yummy

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Optimus-Slime-69@reddit

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allisun1433@reddit

If you have a significant other, I feel so sorry for them when the farts hit 😭

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JimagineThat@reddit

Is that mustard?

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TonyStewartsWildRide@reddit

This coming out of my ass would feel like my entire digestive tract just sloughed out my anus.

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Treytony@reddit

Fart

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KeepItTidyZA@reddit

That's a meal for 2. Not a snack. Holy fuck have some self control.

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PrestigiousAd4711@reddit

Let's be honest this is not a midnight snack this is you loading up to gass someone out later. Who hurt you?

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journeyman369@reddit

A sandwich is not a Nerf gun

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uuiioo2@reddit

Finally, something that belongs here. You're a fucking legend, I hope you ate all of that

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BaggedJuice@reddit

Thats like an entire carton

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New_Ad2731@reddit

Tell me you’re stoned without telling me you’re stoned

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PrestigiousAd4711@reddit

At first, I thought it was fresh mozzarella balls, but it's hard-boiled eggs.....not sure if that's much better

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Legendairy_Doug@reddit

You okay? Who hurt you?

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randCN@reddit

you have to eat all of the eggs

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EM05L1C3@reddit

What the

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Numerous-Elephant675@reddit

so you’re the reason egg prices are so high

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Cool-Leader-5376@reddit

If they are pickled eggs I would be so down, especially with a bag of salt and vinegar chips/crisps wedged in.

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LackSomber@reddit

The snack actually has potential to not be that bad.. You intentionally tried to make it horrid, lol. It's yumminess could have been salvaged.

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Public_Foot_4984@reddit

Ah yes, the Fart-Salad Sandwich on a nice high capacity baguette.

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BodyshotBoy@reddit

For some reason i thought you split open your arm and wedged eggs in it

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cool_weed_dad@reddit

Are you training for the Fart Olympics?

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Interesting-Humor107@reddit

Is everything ok?

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72616262697473757775@reddit

Looks like a pregnant python cut open by a mongoose

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misslilytoyou@reddit

This is gonna reappear in my nightmares

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FollowingJealous7490@reddit

god I can't even imagine the smell of your farts

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Top-Comfortable-4789@reddit

You slaughtered that poor bread.

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LoreCriticizer@reddit

Your next fart will chew through the sofa

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CategoryMelodic5763@reddit

@bgsj

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zeitnaught@reddit

Just hit arms today and this looks fucking amazing. Settled for some leftover (cheap) steak chuck from the stew I'm prepping and some scrambled eggs. Leggo

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