I fucking hate the Eagles, man. Posted by Wirelessness@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 48 comments
[-] SoleSurvivorX01@reddit Sometimes you eat the eagle. Sometimes the eagle, well…he eats you. [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) This is a private aviary man.
[-] QA4891@reddit But why would the eagle need its beak sharpen? [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) What’d you need for Dude? [-] sidneycartontales@reddit Serious question, why? [-] therealtwomartinis@reddit probably lives in captivity and doesn’t get to jerk off manually [-] QA4891@reddit The guy or the eagle? Haha [-] therealtwomartinis@reddit yes 🤌
[-] therealtwomartinis@reddit probably lives in captivity and doesn’t get to jerk off manually [-] QA4891@reddit The guy or the eagle? Haha [-] therealtwomartinis@reddit yes 🤌
[-] Beneficial_Ruin6806@reddit I always got the impression that bald eagles were pretty chill with people. [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) Racially they’re pretty cool.
[-] Tsowdsun@reddit Stay outta Malibu Lebowski! [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) We have a nice quiet avian community here.
[-] joaquinsaiddomin8@reddit Do the eagles have large talons? [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) I don’t understand a word you just said.
[-] edc-abc-123@reddit My beak is disabled, yes. [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) Fucking Golden bricker. [-] funkypunk69@reddit Not engaged... I think I have shown restraint? [-] Bontkers@reddit That bird fucking bites!! I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life. [-] funkypunk69@reddit If provoked. This isn't a dick show [-] Bontkers@reddit I need my fucking Johnson man!
[-] funkypunk69@reddit Not engaged... I think I have shown restraint? [-] Bontkers@reddit That bird fucking bites!! I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life. [-] funkypunk69@reddit If provoked. This isn't a dick show [-] Bontkers@reddit I need my fucking Johnson man!
[-] Bontkers@reddit That bird fucking bites!! I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life. [-] funkypunk69@reddit If provoked. This isn't a dick show [-] Bontkers@reddit I need my fucking Johnson man!
[-] funkypunk69@reddit If provoked. This isn't a dick show [-] Bontkers@reddit I need my fucking Johnson man!
[-] BobsMustache@reddit Uh, dude, tomorrow’s already the 4th of July [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) Far out. Oh alright, ok. [-] therealtwomartinis@reddit well played 👏👏👏 [-] funkypunk69@reddit Hahaha. I'm sorry that genuinely caught me off guard.
[-] Armored-Elder@reddit fucking eagle has fucking papers [-] KrabbyPatty2028@reddit I didn’t buy it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. The eagle isn’t taking your fucking TURN dude… [-] DoctorCockedher@reddit Also, let’s not forget — let’s NOT forget, Dude — that keeping wildlife, an avian predator, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city — that ain’t legal either. [-] MaleficentFrosting56@reddit What are you, a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking eagles! [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) You can’t board it. It gets upset. [-] MaleficentFrosting56@reddit It’s feathers fall out
[-] KrabbyPatty2028@reddit I didn’t buy it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. The eagle isn’t taking your fucking TURN dude…
[-] DoctorCockedher@reddit Also, let’s not forget — let’s NOT forget, Dude — that keeping wildlife, an avian predator, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city — that ain’t legal either. [-] MaleficentFrosting56@reddit What are you, a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking eagles!
[-] MaleficentFrosting56@reddit What are you, a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking eagles!
[-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) You can’t board it. It gets upset. [-] MaleficentFrosting56@reddit It’s feathers fall out
[-] Kentuckywindage01@reddit He’s not renting a pair of shoes. I’m not buying him a fucking beer, Dude.
[-] Hawvy@reddit Nice marmot [-] funkypunk69@reddit I try to be pretty laid back. I cooked dinner for the family tonight in the middle of all of this as well. I cook 300 plus days a year Chop wood, carry water
[-] funkypunk69@reddit I try to be pretty laid back. I cooked dinner for the family tonight in the middle of all of this as well. I cook 300 plus days a year Chop wood, carry water
[-] Thin-Ebb-9534@reddit Have you had work done? [-] funkypunk69@reddit A few tattoos. Mostly bad. A few piercings that I don't wear any longer. Average human crap
[-] funkypunk69@reddit A few tattoos. Mostly bad. A few piercings that I don't wear any longer. Average human crap
[-] km_1000@reddit Get out of my f*cling nest if you don’t like my raptors man. [-] Wirelessness@reddit (OP) I had a rough night.
SoleSurvivorX01@reddit
Sometimes you eat the eagle. Sometimes the eagle, well…he eats you.
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
This is a private aviary man.
QA4891@reddit
But why would the eagle need its beak sharpen?
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
What’d you need for Dude?
sidneycartontales@reddit
Serious question, why?
therealtwomartinis@reddit
probably lives in captivity and doesn’t get to jerk off manually
QA4891@reddit
The guy or the eagle? Haha
therealtwomartinis@reddit
yes 🤌
Beneficial_Ruin6806@reddit
I always got the impression that bald eagles were pretty chill with people.
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
Racially they’re pretty cool.
Tsowdsun@reddit
Stay outta Malibu Lebowski!
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
We have a nice quiet avian community here.
joaquinsaiddomin8@reddit
Do the eagles have large talons?
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
I don’t understand a word you just said.
edc-abc-123@reddit
My beak is disabled, yes.
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
Fucking Golden bricker.
funkypunk69@reddit
Not engaged...
I think I have shown restraint?
Bontkers@reddit
That bird fucking bites!! I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life.
funkypunk69@reddit
If provoked.
This isn't a dick show
Bontkers@reddit
I need my fucking Johnson man!
BobsMustache@reddit
Uh, dude, tomorrow’s already the 4th of July
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
Far out. Oh alright, ok.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
well played 👏👏👏
funkypunk69@reddit
Hahaha. I'm sorry that genuinely caught me off guard.
Armored-Elder@reddit
fucking eagle has fucking papers
KrabbyPatty2028@reddit
I didn’t buy it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. The eagle isn’t taking your fucking TURN dude…
DoctorCockedher@reddit
Also, let’s not forget — let’s NOT forget, Dude — that keeping wildlife, an avian predator, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city — that ain’t legal either.
MaleficentFrosting56@reddit
What are you, a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking eagles!
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
You can’t board it. It gets upset.
MaleficentFrosting56@reddit
It’s feathers fall out
SweetExpletives@reddit
but, Go Birds
Kentuckywindage01@reddit
He’s not renting a pair of shoes. I’m not buying him a fucking beer, Dude.
MrPeepers1986@reddit
What do ya need that for, dude?
ForzaSGE80@reddit
Get your own fucking cab!
Hawvy@reddit
Nice marmot
funkypunk69@reddit
I try to be pretty laid back. I cooked dinner for the family tonight in the middle of all of this as well.
I cook 300 plus days a year
Chop wood, carry water
marbotty@reddit
The eagles drink a lot of water in this town. You don’t drink shit, Lebowski
palavrao@reddit
Calmer than you are. —eagle
Thin-Ebb-9534@reddit
Have you had work done?
funkypunk69@reddit
A few tattoos. Mostly bad. A few piercings that I don't wear any longer.
Average human crap
Objective-Cover7504@reddit
He's a good eagle. And thorough.
davster99@reddit
You want crystal gel?
Thin-Ebb-9534@reddit
He got a free lollipop at the end though.
CarberHotdogVac@reddit
Far out man! Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay 100.
Impressive_Pitch_869@reddit
Did they put Netflix on the ceiling tv?
El_Duderino304@reddit
Hey, at least I'm beak sharpened.
km_1000@reddit
Get out of my f*cling nest if you don’t like my raptors man.
Wirelessness@reddit (OP)
I had a rough night.