Lion For A Day
Posted by Schpitzelton@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Posted by Schpitzelton@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 39 comments
DaveSmith890@reddit
Are you fuckers all homeschooled? How can you even avoid talking to girls? It’s like 50% of the population
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
Knuckles cracked
Job avoided
Women: not interacted with
It's gamer time
thr33beggars@reddit
I’m just having a hard time mentally picturing it. What position of lifting boxes would have anon’s hands touching his coworker’s tits?
DaveSmith890@reddit
https://imgur.com/a/PXhhQ5z
Darkenmal@reddit
I can see it so clearly now.
thr33beggars@reddit
Perfect. Thank you for your artistic skills
Carvedxd@reddit
lmao
ConstanteConstipatie@reddit
Kek
DINGUS91166@reddit
The one of the ways I could think of is if they both hugged the box, but then OPs man tits are gonna touch her hands too.
FindingE-Username@reddit
'Oh well'
DankElderberries420@reddit
First anon is a liar, it clearly a male coworker.
Second anon is a wizard
NetStaIker@reddit
Hopefully not a useless one like conjuration, I’m more of an an illusionist myself
DankElderberries420@reddit
sirbananajazz@reddit
2nd Anon is literally me
Impressive_Ant405@reddit
Just do mtf and talk to yourself
sirbananajazz@reddit
I think it would just be quicker and easier to become gay and talk to myself.
ihatemalkoun@reddit
just another one of the many many 6'4 redditors i see. just like how every other redditor is a mma fighter
lildoggihome@reddit
I literally am tho wdym
Haunting_Training_59@reddit
You get what you deserve BIGGER
Wizardwizz@reddit
🤝
VitorusArt@reddit
Men with height complexes are reading this and acting like Hank in the elevator scene
Code3Spartan@reddit
What episode of King of the Hill is that?
_Dipshit289_@reddit
The one where hank leaves his family to go cook meth
Mesarthim1349@reddit
Hank in the elevator scene is when I realize I don't remember turning the stove off before I left.
Hefty_Base_8443@reddit
6'3 , female classmates always stand next to me to measure their height with mine. My elbows wander to places that i regret now 😔
FilHor2001@reddit
Fake: Anon is a 150cm tall manlet.
Gay: The "female" coworker was actually a dude with long hair and large man-boobs.
PsychoSwede557@reddit
The only physical contact Anon has ever had with a woman in his life..
marqburns@reddit
Fucks sake, just say hi, the rest will handle itself
Valuable_Pear9654@reddit
Fake: anon talks to a girl
Gay: anon got man's breasts pressed against his hands
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
Anon accidentally groped a woman and took it as a sign.
Milllkshake59@reddit
Anon 2 is literally me
msto3@reddit
OP made that up
Yeseylon@reddit
Is that not why we're here?
BillyBobJenkins222@reddit
Considering he's posting on 4chan the second guy is probably like 30 years old. Imagine being that age and saying out loud "I've never touched boobs". That's something you would hear a 13 year old boy say. What a pathetic sad existence.
MystifyingEntity@reddit
anon touches man boobs at work
AraAraGyaru@reddit
Actual CHAD. Commentator may become Gandalf one day.
Hatsuhein@reddit
Autism is equivalent to been 6 inches shorter
IkuruL@reddit
literally skill issue
mischling2543@reddit
Anon 2 is an ogre