Dumb comments aside, it's probably because the UK has submitted the most military aid to Ukraine outside of the US and Germany which Russia tends to avoid aggravating. They almost singlehandedly lead the training for most of the Ukrainian army until recently too: https://www.statista.com/statistics/1303432/total-bilateral-aid-to-ukraine/
It's all but been confirmed in leaks that there are UK special forces on the ground too.
Bro there are literal videos of dead american and british mercenaries between ukrainian troops, some even have american and british division flags and insignia stitched or tattoed on them.
There's also videos of them alive in ukrainian cities, chatting in what's definitely not russian language.
It's been quite confirmed, yes. By months and months ago.
Because the UK has historically tried for centuries to destroy Russia, for geopolitical reasons the main one boils down to Russia being a huge country that connects the western landmass with the eastern one, thus having infinite economical and political potential and the ability to cooperate in a unified mega-economical block.
The UK, being an island, can't compete. The US has basically the same issue, btw. And that's why those are the two countries that most desperately NEED to destroy and balkanize Russia as they risk being left behind forever economically and technologically.
That's why they neede dto separate germany and the rest of the EU countries, that's why they pushed east for decades in spite of the warnings and the inevitable war that would have provoked.
They need it, they need instability and chaos in the region otherwise they're history.
Well you do have a 30 minute warning when your satellite detects a nuclear launch. But that is the case for Russia and the US. I mean it's not exactly that far from Russia. How many minutes would you think they'll have?
I would assume the time from launch to detonation should be somewhat similar between the UK and the US.
It would have to be an ICBM regardless so most of that time is spent with the missile traveling to space and aligning the warhead trajectory. I'm pretty sure the time from when the warheads are dropped to impact is a relatively insignificant portion of that 30 minutes.
You can take Russia out and plug in basically any other country around the world and the statement still works. UK loves "taking the piss" as they would say. The only reason they get away with it cause everybody know that if you go after GB, the enormous green dick of the US military will fuck your country so hard your kids kids kids will feel it.
Not anymore lmao. You could barely fucking hold the falkland islands. You have a well trained and equipped military, but it's too small to be a threat to any country that isn't a third world shithole. Fuck, I bet you couldn't even conquer half of mexico if your lives depended on it and no one interfered. You would get literally zerg rushed and entirely destroyed despite inflicting a 50 to 1 kill ratio.
You could barely fucking hold the falkland islands.
True, and that was with the USA providing satellite logistics and landign bases halfway trough, and against a nation had had like 5 (!!) anti-ship missiles total and still managed to sink one lmao
I actually bothered reading about the Falklands war so that was interesting.
Turns out you're wrong, the British beat Argentina so resoundingly that they had a coup and installed their own democracy 🤣. Decades long occupation not required.
It was controversial because it was seen as overly aggressive for a small colonial territory that no one cared for much anymore.
Well I'm glad I got you to read something. Look into it further, they barely managed to pull off the basic logistics of the campaign. They had to commandeer a bunch of british civilian ships and they nigrigged them into combat craft. Picture helicopters landing on a fucking cruise ships lol. There are some good documentaries on youtube about the entire ordeal. And no, I'm not wrong, the british, after unleashing their entire military capabilities, were able to maintain an island they own, against a third world country that barely even had a navy. They were never in a position to threaten Argentina proper.
To be fair the largest and most well funded military in the world got btfo by the most "third world shithole" country in the world. Bet the Mexicans could beat an invading US too.
Eh, it's true they failed to enforce their rule over the country, but from a military perspective they did essentially conquer it. The enemy basically just stubbornly waited for them to get tired and fuck off. And the retarded american plan to "stabilize" the country or whatever the fuck they were attempting was always destined to fail. What they should have done was split the country into like 10 different client states and install a regional muslim warlord as a duke of each area and support him with military equipment, and then pit them against each other, not to the point of outright war between them, but with tension that required perpetual loyalty to the american empire, lest they be usurped by neighbouring rivals. Instead they tried to teach them democracy (LMAO). I could have spared them the decade long effort and just told them how that was going to end. Fucking idiots. Anyways, point being, that was more a failure of political ideology than actual military strength.
This guy gets it. Imagine trying to fight a war and the enemy is just mostly hiding in the mountains and has all the patience in the world. How do you even win from that? You can't. Good luck spending 3 more decades blowing up ever single cave, they'll just dig more. But then when you leave they're all like "later losers" and start acting like savages again. It would be funny if it wasn't so infuriating. It would be interested to see how many of them were people that were hiding and how many of them are just the next generation who were radicalized by having their family members killed. But that's another topic.
These regiments are fearsome but fucking tiny. You desperately need to get your manpower and tech up to snuff, if this whole geopolitical thing comes to a head we will need every gun and you're not just going to be fighting Russia.
Exactly this, some hidden nuclear armed subs that can launch them from anywhere without requiring authorisation from a higher up is definitely a big deterrent.
This is a bit pedantic, but technically they do need authorisation, which has (possibly) already been given to them in the form of the letters of last resort.
It doesn't really matter. If we are talking about nukes we are talking about no more Britain. Britain can also use nukes but only once. Since it's a small fucking island. There is a possibility that the US and Russia will survive nuclear attacks since they have big territory. Britain? I sincerely doubt it.
No one fucks with the uk because anyone close enough to even contemplate a naval invasion has lost several wars to the uk and knows a naval invasion would involve so many casualties it's a unwinable scenario. Even if big bad america discovered that the uk had loads of weight loss drugs it would consider a naval invasion to be right on the edge of what its forces could potentially pull off and would involve hundreds of thousands of casualties. Turns out it's really fucking hard to land even a few thousand troops against a belligerent country.
That's why Russia is such a little bitch about nukes, they know they cant reach out and touch the uk or france so they instead threaten to destroy the entire species.
Especially Americans don't care. They sell more weapons, these will kill more Euros but who cares because they are white, and if one day something does happen, oopsies, at least it's not in America.
I know 50% of that "let the euros die" and "it's ok to have another WW in Europe" attitude comes from the juice in command of every aspect of American culture and politics.
If they can launch them at all. Wouldn't be surprised at this point if the resources designated to maintain Russia's nuclear arsenal starting being run off with by some oligarch in the late 90s.
I don't know ,I follow military history , past and current from what I can find out the Russian government maintains its nuclear arsenal, missile defence systems and some rocketry for space ,other than that, not so much
I dont need to be french to hate the bri'ish, just like I dont need to be bri'ish to hate the french, or pakistani to hate the indians, or japanese to hate the chinese
who tf still takes russia seriously? a country that is losing a war that they started against a much smaller country lol. if it wasn't for the nukes, we should just make "russia", as the concept of a country, disappear
Thinking Putin cares about oligarchs
Hey Siri how many Russian millionaires have fallen out of windows or dismembered their entire families before hanging themselves since the start of the war?
Wow so scary Russia. Do they understand that if a single NATO hair gets touched then the whole world gets glassed? Like not somehow st Petersburg remains unscathed, rather the whole earthen marble shines radioactive green from outer space and the population gets reduced by billions within a month.
Don't worry, I hear a lot of the modern Englishmen have really good aim from all of the acid attacks that they perpetrate on women. Should have some good lads coming up to fight the good fight.
RexMalo@reddit
Why the UK specifically?
Aromasin@reddit
Dumb comments aside, it's probably because the UK has submitted the most military aid to Ukraine outside of the US and Germany which Russia tends to avoid aggravating. They almost singlehandedly lead the training for most of the Ukrainian army until recently too: https://www.statista.com/statistics/1303432/total-bilateral-aid-to-ukraine/
It's all but been confirmed in leaks that there are UK special forces on the ground too.
Aguacatedeaire__@reddit
Bro there are literal videos of dead american and british mercenaries between ukrainian troops, some even have american and british division flags and insignia stitched or tattoed on them.
There's also videos of them alive in ukrainian cities, chatting in what's definitely not russian language.
It's been quite confirmed, yes. By months and months ago.
RexMalo@reddit
Ahh, thanks, boss. I'm sure you'd tell me more, but then put in would win.
Aguacatedeaire__@reddit
Because the UK has historically tried for centuries to destroy Russia, for geopolitical reasons the main one boils down to Russia being a huge country that connects the western landmass with the eastern one, thus having infinite economical and political potential and the ability to cooperate in a unified mega-economical block.
The UK, being an island, can't compete. The US has basically the same issue, btw. And that's why those are the two countries that most desperately NEED to destroy and balkanize Russia as they risk being left behind forever economically and technologically.
That's why they neede dto separate germany and the rest of the EU countries, that's why they pushed east for decades in spite of the warnings and the inevitable war that would have provoked.
They need it, they need instability and chaos in the region otherwise they're history.
HowdyHoudoe@reddit
Only country in western Europe which will be improved if nuked
FrogHater1066@reddit
Never heard of belgium have you
HowdyHoudoe@reddit
Russia won't nuke Belgium. Russia also won't nuke Narnia or Neverland.
myhouseisunderarock@reddit
The EU capital district?
FrogHater1066@reddit
It's primarily a shithole
Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit
Where's the difference, Anon
FrogHater1066@reddit
Brussels is the EU capital. The rest of belgium is a shithole too. It was a shithole long before the EU existed
JhonnySkeiner@reddit
You meant that german colony in dutch lands?
FrogHater1066@reddit
It's either a dutch colony in french lands or a french colony in dutch lands
JustKaiser@reddit
Wallonia is french
FrogHater1066@reddit
Cheers mate that's sort of what i said
RexMalo@reddit
I would agree, but by that logic, it should be the last candidate.
HowdyHoudoe@reddit
Maybe Putin wants to do us all a favour
TheReal_kelpie_G@reddit
Maybe it's a piece offering
RexMalo@reddit
That'd be nice.
Limeee_@reddit
fr*nce
NODENGINEER@reddit
because the Russians mentally still live in 19th century where GB was the top dog
RexMalo@reddit
They must have listened to Land of Hope and Glory. "Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set"
CucumberHojo@reddit
they canceled top gear
RexMalo@reddit
He's had a few years to get over it, but I understand.
oliverwow12@reddit
ah yes throw nukes at a nuclear armed nation that also can throw nukes
apscep@reddit
If someone is gonna use nuclear weapons he definitely won't warn others about this, so it's just an empty threat.
yan-booyan@reddit
Well you do have a 30 minute warning when your satellite detects a nuclear launch. But that is the case for Russia and the US. I mean it's not exactly that far from Russia. How many minutes would you think they'll have?
Aguacatedeaire__@reddit
Bullshit. They have nuclear submarines with hypersonic missiles, they could launch from near the coasts and hit in less than 15, probalby less than 10
Regular_Chap@reddit
I would assume the time from launch to detonation should be somewhat similar between the UK and the US.
It would have to be an ICBM regardless so most of that time is spent with the missile traveling to space and aligning the warhead trajectory. I'm pretty sure the time from when the warheads are dropped to impact is a relatively insignificant portion of that 30 minutes.
LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit
He’s been wagging his dick for 2 years now doing nothing. He don’t got the balls.
Balthazar3000@reddit
Been like 30 years. Cold war never ended.
oo3c_cc@reddit
Russia has issued dozens of "nuclear response threats" to the UK in the last few years lmao
nobody cares, nothing ever happens
FlatulentSon@reddit
Lmao so fuckin hysterical how the UK manages to consistently annoy russia to the point where they start to helplessly seethe halfway across the planet
thegame2386@reddit
You can take Russia out and plug in basically any other country around the world and the statement still works. UK loves "taking the piss" as they would say. The only reason they get away with it cause everybody know that if you go after GB, the enormous green dick of the US military will fuck your country so hard your kids kids kids will feel it.
NineWetGiraffes@reddit
Well, that and the fact that the SAS, SBS, SRR, Royal Marines etc will royally fuck their shit up.
TurtleStepper@reddit
Not anymore lmao. You could barely fucking hold the falkland islands. You have a well trained and equipped military, but it's too small to be a threat to any country that isn't a third world shithole. Fuck, I bet you couldn't even conquer half of mexico if your lives depended on it and no one interfered. You would get literally zerg rushed and entirely destroyed despite inflicting a 50 to 1 kill ratio.
Aguacatedeaire__@reddit
True, and that was with the USA providing satellite logistics and landign bases halfway trough, and against a nation had had like 5 (!!) anti-ship missiles total and still managed to sink one lmao
pVom@reddit
I actually bothered reading about the Falklands war so that was interesting.
Turns out you're wrong, the British beat Argentina so resoundingly that they had a coup and installed their own democracy 🤣. Decades long occupation not required.
It was controversial because it was seen as overly aggressive for a small colonial territory that no one cared for much anymore.
TurtleStepper@reddit
Well I'm glad I got you to read something. Look into it further, they barely managed to pull off the basic logistics of the campaign. They had to commandeer a bunch of british civilian ships and they nigrigged them into combat craft. Picture helicopters landing on a fucking cruise ships lol. There are some good documentaries on youtube about the entire ordeal. And no, I'm not wrong, the british, after unleashing their entire military capabilities, were able to maintain an island they own, against a third world country that barely even had a navy. They were never in a position to threaten Argentina proper.
pVom@reddit
To be fair the largest and most well funded military in the world got btfo by the most "third world shithole" country in the world. Bet the Mexicans could beat an invading US too.
TurtleStepper@reddit
Eh, it's true they failed to enforce their rule over the country, but from a military perspective they did essentially conquer it. The enemy basically just stubbornly waited for them to get tired and fuck off. And the retarded american plan to "stabilize" the country or whatever the fuck they were attempting was always destined to fail. What they should have done was split the country into like 10 different client states and install a regional muslim warlord as a duke of each area and support him with military equipment, and then pit them against each other, not to the point of outright war between them, but with tension that required perpetual loyalty to the american empire, lest they be usurped by neighbouring rivals. Instead they tried to teach them democracy (LMAO). I could have spared them the decade long effort and just told them how that was going to end. Fucking idiots. Anyways, point being, that was more a failure of political ideology than actual military strength.
A_for_Anonymous@reddit
What democracy? Choose your establishment representative every 4 years? You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
TurtleStepper@reddit
^ A for autistic
Many_SuchCases@reddit
This guy gets it. Imagine trying to fight a war and the enemy is just mostly hiding in the mountains and has all the patience in the world. How do you even win from that? You can't. Good luck spending 3 more decades blowing up ever single cave, they'll just dig more. But then when you leave they're all like "later losers" and start acting like savages again. It would be funny if it wasn't so infuriating. It would be interested to see how many of them were people that were hiding and how many of them are just the next generation who were radicalized by having their family members killed. But that's another topic.
CokeCanCockMan@reddit
Not if I’m in charge of ROE
Aguacatedeaire__@reddit
None of those "elites" lasted very long in ukraine
Hungry-Chemistry-814@reddit
The gurkas are Nepalese
Still_Hunter8790@reddit
And also British citizens who live in the UK...
NineWetGiraffes@reddit
And a regiment of the British Army.
SlowTortoise69@reddit
These regiments are fearsome but fucking tiny. You desperately need to get your manpower and tech up to snuff, if this whole geopolitical thing comes to a head we will need every gun and you're not just going to be fighting Russia.
PrrrromotionGiven1@reddit
We're broke mf
Electronic-Worker-10@reddit
Well essay more than beans for breakfast and you'll have the energy to work harder for more money
Terran_it_up@reddit
Pretty sure Trident is far more relevant when it comes to explaining why Russia wouldn't actually nuke the UK
Downside190@reddit
Exactly this, some hidden nuclear armed subs that can launch them from anywhere without requiring authorisation from a higher up is definitely a big deterrent.
Spadaleo@reddit
And got help our enemies if they can't get through to BBC Radio.
Terran_it_up@reddit
This is a bit pedantic, but technically they do need authorisation, which has (possibly) already been given to them in the form of the letters of last resort.
Prestigious_Glass146@reddit
Like a bulldog
ConvertedHorse@reddit
you know that UK is a nuclear nation too right? after seeing their abject failure in ukraine I have no doubt we would smash them
yan-booyan@reddit
It doesn't really matter. If we are talking about nukes we are talking about no more Britain. Britain can also use nukes but only once. Since it's a small fucking island. There is a possibility that the US and Russia will survive nuclear attacks since they have big territory. Britain? I sincerely doubt it.
Careful-Evening-5187@reddit
Nobody takes Britain seriously.
Mangeytwat@reddit
No one fucks with the uk because anyone close enough to even contemplate a naval invasion has lost several wars to the uk and knows a naval invasion would involve so many casualties it's a unwinable scenario. Even if big bad america discovered that the uk had loads of weight loss drugs it would consider a naval invasion to be right on the edge of what its forces could potentially pull off and would involve hundreds of thousands of casualties. Turns out it's really fucking hard to land even a few thousand troops against a belligerent country.
That's why Russia is such a little bitch about nukes, they know they cant reach out and touch the uk or france so they instead threaten to destroy the entire species.
BlackwoodJohnson@reddit
Or it could be the fact that any decently sized island nation is a pain in the ass to invade and often not worth the effort.
A_for_Anonymous@reddit
Especially Americans don't care. They sell more weapons, these will kill more Euros but who cares because they are white, and if one day something does happen, oopsies, at least it's not in America.
I know 50% of that "let the euros die" and "it's ok to have another WW in Europe" attitude comes from the juice in command of every aspect of American culture and politics.
Space_Thermite@reddit
If bullet chud didnt do anything against Trump, then truly nothing ever happens.
smilinsuchi@reddit
But he did miss, proving that even when something happens, nothing ever happens
CheeseEater504@reddit
The kid was a cia plant. Just mk not so ultra
nycapartmentnoob@reddit
nothing ever harpoons
Dineanddanderson@reddit
His name was Ree Tardy Oswald. Have some respect.
home_rolled@reddit
*Tendie
Gaitville@reddit
One day homie is going to say they’re denuclearizing and then launch all the nukes toward someone
thegame2386@reddit
I mean....Its not a lie. If they launch all of them, technically they got rid of them and don't have any more, right?
isuxirl@reddit
If they can launch them at all. Wouldn't be surprised at this point if the resources designated to maintain Russia's nuclear arsenal starting being run off with by some oligarch in the late 90s.
Hungry-Chemistry-814@reddit
I don't know ,I follow military history , past and current from what I can find out the Russian government maintains its nuclear arsenal, missile defence systems and some rocketry for space ,other than that, not so much
ExiledAbandoned@reddit
Hey, you know what? That might have been the joke he was making
Stockholmedstatist@reddit
1 bomb on London would probably help the native brits. Maybe stem the flooding of immigrants if they are worried about being nuked.
Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit
Nah, Pakis and Indians are the only people who would not only survive a nuclear blast unscathed, they would probably start to worship the bomb.
42Ubiquitous@reddit
Origin of the Children of Atom
Ilikemobkeys52@reddit
Do not redeem the nuke saar
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Stockholmedstatist@reddit
If true, I would unironically start bathing is cow shit too.
IHaveABrainTumour@reddit
I'm all for this, but get Birmingham too please. Should give us a nice fresh start.
Free-Design-8329@reddit
Nukes don’t work on roaches
Mirroredentity@reddit
I'm British and I fully endorse London getting nuked off the face of the earth.
myhouseisunderarock@reddit
Maybe that’s the British government’s ultimate plan. Antagonize Russia so much that they get nuked to stop the migrants from coming.
But who am I kidding, Two-Tier Kier doesn’t have intricate machinations like that
lidocainum@reddit
will people ever realize putin is just a tism man in a place of power throwing literal 10 yo tantrums???? nothing will happen as its tradition
Spadaleo@reddit
Considering our Vanguard subs carry enough nukes to make Russia a bad memory, I'm going to guess he's bluffing.
ZeldaZanders@reddit
Points for the Threads reference. Excellent film
proud_traveler@reddit
If I had a tank for every time Russia had threatened nuclear escalation against the UK I'd have more tanks than the Russian army.
And yet the britbongs are still there. Funny that.
deirox@reddit
Unfortunately.
Old_Ad_71@reddit
French hands typed this comment
Tast3sLikePanda@reddit
I dont need to be french to hate the bri'ish, just like I dont need to be bri'ish to hate the french, or pakistani to hate the indians, or japanese to hate the chinese
IHaveABrainTumour@reddit
Ray of fuckin sunshine, ain't you?
AngelOfPlagues@reddit
They never got over Agincourt.
WinglyBap@reddit
I’m British and I agree.
Special-Remove-3294@reddit
Nothing ever happens.
Salaino0606@reddit
I mean , not speaking German is worth it.
tinchosa@reddit
who tf still takes russia seriously? a country that is losing a war that they started against a much smaller country lol. if it wasn't for the nukes, we should just make "russia", as the concept of a country, disappear
MrsCrackWhore@reddit
I love how Biden did this just to mess with the new administration.
Like a big " FU, see ya!"
Brilliant_Area8175@reddit
I thought the Cuban missile crisis sequel would be cooler. Just more slop.
gtaAhhTimeline@reddit
Womp womp the russian cuck is threatening with nuked for the 50th time this year.
They haven't even detonated nukes since before the collapse of the soviet union. Chill
LnDxLeo@reddit
Nuking any place where state oligarchs' children live?
lol
lmao even.
psychoCMYK@reddit
nikoll-toma@reddit
could it be that the oligarchs are weeding themselves out? to see what uberoligarch remains
SlowTortoise69@reddit
Wow so scary Russia. Do they understand that if a single NATO hair gets touched then the whole world gets glassed? Like not somehow st Petersburg remains unscathed, rather the whole earthen marble shines radioactive green from outer space and the population gets reduced by billions within a month.
Hungry-Chemistry-814@reddit
And if your a leader that's facing jail or execution if he loses?why wouldn't he launch if things are bad?
iodisedsalt@reddit
Exactly. I'd launch them at everyone as a final middle finger to the world.
Puccini100399@reddit
Nothing ever happens
Bobboy5@reddit
russia issues its final warning
Tendi_Loving_Care@reddit
If they hit London I genuinely wouldn't care
HefflumpGuy@reddit
If they nuke the UK, the world will lose millions of Indians, Pakistanis and Muslims!
BigAnimeTendies@reddit
You're not speaking english either
rhymeswithgumbox@reddit
https://www.nti.org/countries/united-kingdom/ it's still mutually assured destruction.
Adept_Ad_3889@reddit
Nothing ever happens
thewanderingchilean@reddit
Nothing ever happens....
Longjumping_Visit718@reddit
Maybe German's not so bad compared to English.
ShirtMountain4978@reddit
nothing will happen
teleologicalrizz@reddit
Don't worry, I hear a lot of the modern Englishmen have really good aim from all of the acid attacks that they perpetrate on women. Should have some good lads coming up to fight the good fight.
LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit
“I swear bro! THIS time I mean it!”
bcd3169@reddit
Russia is all talk as usual