Jeremy Clarkson focuses on health and wellness trends in this column. He drew from his work experience at Top Gear and The Grand Tour to make this point:

“It’s madness. I’ve slept in cars and vans and lorries on many occasions over the years and the main thing I’ve learnt is that they are either far too hot or far too cold. Also, you bang your head all the time, the food you make is inedible, there is never anywhere to go to the lavatory and at three in the morning you’ll be woken up and told to move on by a cocaine smuggler. Well, that’s what happened to me once and it’ll probably happen to you as well.”

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