Anon finds plot holes

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throwawayforlikeaday@reddit

Somebody somewhere in-universe is on an indie wrestling forum tearing his hair out 'cause he's being called a conspiracy nut.

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ShortTheseNuts@reddit

Early 2000's really had forums for the most niche shit. I miss that.

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Busteray@reddit

Reddit is the culmination of all those niche forums for all intents and purposes now. But I do miss the homey feel of those forums.

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marshal_mellow@reddit

The general discussion parts of niche forums was always neat. Cause it's like a bunch of flight simulator nerds arguing about something unrelated

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Busteray@reddit

Oh you go to the subreddit's discord channels for that now.

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StrengthfromDeath@reddit

What ID? A minor just walked up and said, one bloodsport entry please. Uhhh okay ya you're in.

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Actually, in Amazing Spider-man issue 12 we get a flashback in which we see that Peter Parker gave a slobbering blowjob to get into the contest, we see how he sucked and licked a massive veiny dick until he slurped all the cum out of it.

So what you said is false.

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tuigger@reddit

BONESAW'S HORNY!

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Hexmonkey2020@reddit

Must happen often with him wearing the costume his husband made always reminding him of his husband.

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Dragonslayer3@reddit

He remembers their time in Barcelona 💔

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DanfordThePom@reddit

“I got you for three minutes… three minutes of gay time”

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ThespianException@reddit

Still not as bad as what they did with Paul

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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

The early 2000's were a magical time.

I'm surprised it wasn't airing live on MTV with a host in his mid 30's who had frosted tips and American Eagle clothes.

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Mesarthim1349@reddit

This is realer than real. Holy shit how spot on.

All that's missing is the intro to the episode having a generic Nu-Metal song while the narrator introduces the show.

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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

With a totally outrageous and in your face attitude to boot

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brreeper@reddit

This comment gave me flashbacks to a simpler time.

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TheMerryMeatMan@reddit

Yeah my man rolled up to an indie wrestling show throwing shoot matches with no vetting for their jobbers. That place had NO rules. All they saw was fresh meat for their champ to chew.

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Mycockaintwerk@reddit

The birth of Bully McGuire

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Boollish@reddit

But for an indie wrestling show looking to just get jobbers in the ring, in the movie it was more like MMA, with the sacrificial lambs actually getting hurt in the ring.

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ThespianException@reddit

"Welcome to the Salty Splatoon how tough are ya?"

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DjRedoxreaction@reddit

So, basically the Mass Transit Incident then.

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AndrewTheSouless@reddit

Watching Spider-Man fight in this random Wrestling evento must be like watching the Beatles play in the Cavern Club for Marvel's New yorkers

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the_marxman@reddit

Imagine being able to say you were there. Nobody would believe you on either account.

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SharkMilk44@reddit

I don't think the public would even believe that happened at all. "Why would Spider-Man be fighting for money? He's a hero!"

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Ozok123@reddit

Why would anyone think that? Its a free country, not a rent-free country.

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ajstorey456@reddit

Would you see a literal super hero saving the city and think "that guy is probably poor?"

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Ozok123@reddit

Have you ever saw a rich guy help others?

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ajstorey456@reddit

So true, my bad

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bruhmeme999@reddit

Because he's a MENACE

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PeachAndMangoJuice@reddit

He was the human spider. Not spiderman. Completely diff

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BigDicksProblems@reddit

Nothing to do with Raimi tho. It is pretty much exactly the scene from the 1962 comic.

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IronSurfDragon@reddit

Wait is this not the Human Holocaust? I thought someone made it all as a meme. You mean to tell me someone tried to be spiderman here?

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Laxhoop2525@reddit

The guy felt confident that he could just take Peter’s money, there were no contracts signed, no names given.

Also, didn’t Jameson give him the hero name Spider-Man?

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Morrowindsofwinter@reddit

Nah, Bruce Campbell introducing him as Spider-Man, I'm pretty sure. He tells him he is called The Human Spider and the ringmaster was like "nah, that's stupid" and calls him Spider-Man.

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Laxhoop2525@reddit

No, I meant like independently of that. I can’t remember how he got his name, like if he just told people that was his superhero name, or if the papers individually came up with it.

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Loakattack@reddit

Big of true. This is the equivalent of different cultures independently inventing pyramids and written language

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iamathirdpartyclient@reddit

You're goddam right. You're something of a namer yourself.

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TankofWar27@reddit

i’m pretty sure bruce campbell was supposed to be mysterio and the way he was supposed to find out he was peter parker and they were gonna use this scene as a “he was always there” kind of thing

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Expensive-Lie@reddit

Why would Bruce Campbell be Rey Mysterio?

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Axion42@reddit

In Ultimate Spider-Man (the old one not the new one with dilf peter), they reference the sam raimi movies as movies that are filmed in the ultimate marvel universe based of a real super hero in their world. They have a character named Bruce playing as the villain Mysterio for their movie in the comic, and I pogged irl when I first read that.

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rokomotto@reddit

I thought you said Rey Mysterio and was actually confused...

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TheManWithNoName88@reddit

619! 619! Human Spider, thanks for coming, but this match is over!

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MrGulo-gulo@reddit

That would have been amazing. Way better than what we got for 3.

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JeanRalfio@reddit

They had it story boarded for Spider-Man 4.

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Foxehh4@reddit

https://heroichollywood.com/bruce-campbell-debunks-spider-man-4-mysterio-rumor/

In an interview with Game Informer, Campbell was asked if he was going to appear as Mysterio in Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 4, to which he replied “If somebody’s wet dream came true. No, that’s all fan s**t.”

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