Old cartoons | TheaterFire

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jam3sdub@reddit

see Tom chase Jerry with a double barrel shotgun and fire it inside the house

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CustardMustard@reddit

see Bugs plug shotgun with a carrot rendering it inert

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fvgh12345@reddit

That actually might cause a catastrophic failure of the firearm if pushed in firmly enough

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

I don't think I've ever seen breath spray IRL.

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IBringTheHeat1@reddit

They’re at supermarket checkout counters by gum.

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alurbase@reddit

It’s a gag. The audience for looney toons were the working class and lower middle class. The spraying of the perfume in the mouth was a dig at the stupidity of vanity by higher classes.

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Allsons@reddit

No, throat spray is real, opera singers use it. As to whether it works or not, I don't know.

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Flashlight_Inspector@reddit

Too bad stupid people like Anon take the jokes seriously, like how Fudd being called Nimrod ironically only made people think Nimrod was a dogshit hunter.

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BuyingGF_1Upvote@reddit

I’ve seen it before. Just freshens your breath like a mint. I picked one up in Japan but it’s too strong for me.

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GODDAMNFOOL@reddit

Not breath spray, chlorasceptic. My mom used to have a bottle on the headboard for when she would wake up at night. Basically numbs the throat / opens the airway, hence the pre-singing gag

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yecapixtlan@reddit

Less people smoking and chewing gum is just cheaper.

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_Rook_Castle@reddit

Fucking Loony Toons had me thinking quicksand was around every corner.

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JosefSwollin@reddit

Damn thats such an original thought ive never read that before haha jk dont reproduce

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thebigautismo@reddit

And pianos and safes being hoisted up by bumbling idiots

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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

And big sheets of glass being hauled everywhere

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Ordo_Liberal@reddit

Actually saw that happen once, two guys carrying a big glass panel across the street. It felt really weird and nostalgic at the same time

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funkmydunkyouslunk@reddit

I did this! I fucking did this like a complete little retard and it was fucking disgusting! I put a Mr. Yuck sticker on my mother's perfume after that and she got mad

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There is a reason why children that age are supposed to be supervised every second of the day. I think every one of us used logic from fiction to attempt something dangerous. Even without TV, movies, or books, children are very determined to accidentally end their own lives, and modern technology and infrastructure make that very easy for them. Lots of kids get hit by cars or jump off the bed or a trampoline or drown in pools.

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readytofly_@reddit

idk when I was a kid I thought I could fire a galick gun

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Sunshine_Sage@reddit

We all tried that one, too.

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ReallyDumbRedditor@reddit

I watched porn at that age and was humping everything I saw

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Theroux721@reddit

Many such cases

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TickleMonsterCG@reddit

Okay but seriously what the actual fuck was that supposed to be?

I had theatre kids that never did shit like that, grandparents never did anything like that, parents never had anything like that.

The closest thing I know is gargling oil mix to help with throat irritation from singing which sounds highly dubious at best.

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Citizen-Of-Discworld@reddit

Another commenter said it's chloraseptic.

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Msimot@reddit

i screamed profanities at my mom and when she got up i tried to run like the roadrunner and even made the little noises, thinking i would get super speed. she got to me, whooped my ass and grounded me for 3 months.

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LemonadeLlamaRrama@reddit

I jumped off a slide while holding an umbrella because I thought I'd float down slowly.

Instead I just hurt my legs.

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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

Lucky. I died.

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nikoll-toma@reddit

RIP in pepperoni

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JockstrapCummies@reddit

Did you get better? :(

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BannedSvenhoek86@reddit

I came back to life, so honestly I got worse.

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fvgh12345@reddit

Hank?

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madhousechild@reddit

My mother wanted to know why my sister was doubled over in pain. I'd seen a one-two punch on the Three Stooges and it looked fun.

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ShartBandit@reddit

be anon

be 0 years old

mom drops me on my head

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cosplay-degenerate@reddit

Skill issue

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PM-ME-BOOBSANDBUTTS@reddit

many such cases

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cosplay-degenerate@reddit

Relatable

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Mr_Paper@reddit

Reminds me of the time I slammed my face on a lamp because my dad threw poppers at me.

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fine93@reddit

every tryed butt walking? or making coffee with pentyhose?

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JDubStep@reddit

Did this as a kid but with pepper spray on my friends mom's keychain.

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ssshianne@reddit

God I did this too, my aunt had that 90s cherry scented body spray in the bathroom and I was like "I bet that tastes awesome because it smells so good". We learned that day.....

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Kimarnic@reddit

I literally did this when I was young :( never again

Until I saw those spray bottles that have actual flavors

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Mental_Dragonfly2543@reddit

Me sniffing pepper got a call from the school and SRO talking to my mom about potential drug usage at home.

Pepper made people sneeze in Looney Tunes.

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