I’m in shock! I ordered chicken fried rice from the new local Asian fusion place and this is what I got!!!

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Lovat69@reddit

No way are there Asians in this place.

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Ok-Let-3017@reddit

Did it taste like chicken fried rice? gif

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izairi274@reddit

Looks like plain rice and chicken rendang. Definitely not what you ordered. Damn pricy too.

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james0489@reddit

You've been hit by, you've been struck a gho-oost kitchen.

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PrincessKiza@reddit

Ooh, had you eaten there before this? It reminds me of those “ghost kitchens” that pop up, operating out of an IHOP kitchen, delivering food that’s completely unrelated to your order.

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There's a "Carls Jr" that's out of our Keoger's former deli counter turned ghost kitchen. They only sell hamburgers, along with Chinese food, salads, and whatever the fuck else they sell that month. I haven't had Carls Jr in years but fuck if I am trusting that shit lol. I don't understand people orsering food from somewhere that really doesn't have a verifyable presence like a B&M restaurant. Get what you pay for...

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ungoogleable@reddit

I dunno, I feel like that's not a great example of your point, mostly because I'd put a real Carl's Jr on the same level of trust as a grocery store deli counter.

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Big-Progress-3568@reddit

So you don't eat sandwiches or you eat them with packaged meat? Because if you say packaged meat, that's 10x more disgusting than higher end deli sliced meat/cheese.

Also, Carl's Jr. is delicious. McDonald's is who I would fear eating at...

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permalink_save@reddit

Don't judge my taste

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pb7280@reddit

There's an "Inn and Out Burger" in Toronto on UberEats that I may have drunkenly ordered from at some point excited that I was trying the first Inn N Out in Canada

Hey, at the time it was in the news that Toronto was getting Canada's first Shake Shack okay, so I wasn't that far off

But yeah, that N placement is REALLY important

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PrincessKiza@reddit

Oh, just cheeseburgers and whatever you want.

I’m good. I want to live, thanks.

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actually_fry@reddit

This is exactly what I thought first and most likely the case if I had to guess

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Ill_Temporary_9509@reddit

I think your takeaway is a front for organised crime and they have no idea how to serve food

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Another_Ravenclaw@reddit

No way in fuck, organized crime places usually serve better food than that

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pkinetics@reddit

So a Mr Beast restaurant?

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HotdawgSizzle@reddit

*Fuck who the hell is actually ordering $34 chicken fried rice... WTF do we do???

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Darky083@reddit

Did the chicken fried the rice? Wasn't that the shrimp's job?

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Krakenpl5@reddit

The US looks really does look like a 3rd world country with these shitty low quality unhygienic foods

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Clean_Ad_8181@reddit

Lol

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DrCarabou@reddit

All you gotta do now is throw the rice in a pan with soy sauce, butter, egg and frozen veggies.Then chop up the chicken and mix it in. You can salvage this funny situation

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lkodl@reddit

"All you gotta do is cook fried rice."

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chadsexytime@reddit

Hiyaaa frozen veggies

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EngagedInConvexation@reddit

Oyster sauce, ginger and an onion, too, if you have it.

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pgmcfc@reddit

Wait a tick, you mean to tell me a chicken fried that rice?

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doge_is_wow@reddit

They forgot to fuse the chicken and rice.

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Shadewielder@reddit

what are you mad about? I see chicken and rice! ;D

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Palanki96@reddit

so did they have chicken fried rice on the menu or you just asked for it? seems like miscommunication on either sides

at this point i would probably just grab some eggs and make some actual fried rice lol, would only take a few minutes

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LionelKF@reddit

As a Indonesian

That "Fried Rice" is a disgrace it looks so plain

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Rammipallero@reddit

I almost did this mistake recently. Noticed a new place in nearby restaurant list that had really good sounding food on their menu. Menu had some weird AI/photoshop pics of food but I decided to visit them to check them our.

Went there and realised it was the same shitty burger place that's been in a street corner for 20 years. They have apparently made a deal with some franchising company to sell their designed food out. They are prepared from precooked ingredients in the burger kiosk kitchen and by their staff and cost extra, because they're delivery only. I fully expect them to look like this.

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1kling@reddit

Chicken looks disgusting and activated my GERD

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XTornado@reddit

I mean... For all we know maybe the chicken actual y cooked the rice, before his own demise.

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Mike82BE@reddit

lol so bad, and what did they charge for this?

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dankhimself@reddit

Hit em up! Politely tell them it's unseasoned and it looks like a child's portion of chicken.

If they make it right, you're good. Then you don't have to call them ever again.

If not, dig out some soy soy sauce yo.

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Ok_Tale_7441@reddit

European here, i don't get it. What's wrong with the rice? It looks normal

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EntireCalligrapher46@reddit

"Asian fusion" = fast food style crap. Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese etc. is so much more authentic in my experience. Dont go for the "Asian everything"-bs

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The_Slavstralian@reddit

you got fried chicken and Rice... thats fusion...

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Shingorillaz@reddit

That's not even the typical rice used it looks like basmati

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vincenzo_vegano@reddit

typical for what region? In India fried rice could be made with basmati.

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ch3nk0@reddit

You know they don’t have asians working there

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Clydus1@reddit

And not one of them dared to Google what fried rice was. I love beef fried rice and I would be so disappointed if this is what I got.

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redds56101@reddit

India is very much in Asia.

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Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit

Yea wtf this looks heinous. I would eat it out of necessity but I would never go back to that place. Shout out to the pathetic portion of meat on the order

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Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit

Yeah. Today I'm Hangry. This would go right through their window. I'm SO disappointed. And I'm not even the one that bought it.

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GoatCovfefe@reddit

Shout out to the pathetic portion of meat on the order

Really depends on what they paid for it, might be worth it if it's cheap.

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wauve1@reddit

It’d have to be like $1

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Shingorillaz@reddit

Now that I look closer it looks like some half ass curry not fried rice

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tamdq@reddit

It’s so fucking funny when you order chinese and the rice is the furthest thing from rice

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0thethethe0@reddit

I guess the fusion was between India and the American South 🤷

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GerbilFeces@reddit

thats the fusion part /s

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InspiriaX@reddit

Bring it home, peel the chicken, add an egg cook and sesame oil/black pepper the heck out of it.

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Technosnake@reddit

That doesn't look at all fried by a chicken

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Interesting-Humor107@reddit

You’re tellin me a chicken fried that rice?

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Kooky-Cupcake-4621@reddit

Omg put it on Yelp and Google and put this restaurant out of its misery. American Chinese restaurant are under attack by these wanna be joints

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Select-Bend2954@reddit

That’s fried chicken rice

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Technical_Week3121@reddit

Are those dinosaur nuggets?

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inhugzwetrust@reddit

It's a front, guaranteed.

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karmicrelease@reddit

Are you sure you didn’t just misorder fried chicken rice instead of chicken fried rice

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PeacefulBlossom@reddit

I would eat that.

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Public_Foot_4984@reddit

Dang. I'd eat it.

Did you ask them to leave all the "yucky" vegetables off?

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O_gr@reddit

Fusion places are usually a red flag for me. This is why.

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solsco@reddit

technically that is what you received

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troublemonkey1@reddit

Fried chicken and rice

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EvilJabFace@reddit

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joker_toker28@reddit

Oh how i miss the hole in the wall Chinese place by my hometown by my house.

$10 gets you a plate THAT BARELY closes as it's overflowing with chowmein and as many chicken pieces they can fit.

Ughhhhhh I'm getting agitated now just thinking about the places here where I live now being so ass.......

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Internal-Campaign434@reddit

This place not gonna last long unless they get their shit together. I’m all for supporting local businesses but when they’re trash just pack it up and get some actual quality spot to take their place

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endofworldandnobeer@reddit

This deserves a national attention. Name the business and address.

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ek54812@reddit

Chicken (fried), rice.

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hovdeisfunny@reddit

Uncle Roger would be apoplectic

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YoghurtSnodgrass@reddit

Damnit, where is the Lionel Hutz ‘No, Money Down!’ gif when I need it.

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RadarObscura2380@reddit

I also am thinking about the sugar, free donuts at the Kwik-E-Mart

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peppermintmeow@reddit

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gosuprobe@reddit

Oops, shouldn't have this bar association logo here either...

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Deckard2022@reddit

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Ok_Primary_1075@reddit

Yeah, should’ve called it Fried Chicken Rice instead

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recklessrider@reddit

Chicken ain't fried even

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Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit

Like two pieces.

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beticanreachthat@reddit

"Hmm, that passing letter grade from the health department probably shouldn't be there either. "

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MateTheNate@reddit

No such thing as good “fusion” food

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Dash_Harber@reddit

So they have AI cooks now?

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BlackFinch90@reddit

r/technicallythetruth

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HotPotato3740@reddit

No lies were told 😭

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longhorndog1@reddit

How much was this?

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justmeherewithyall@reddit

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itsyaboisknnypen1s@reddit

so you’re telling me a chicken did not fry that rice

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PeakMammoth914@reddit

it looks like badly rendered video game food

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Vast_Reaction_249@reddit

Chicken, Fried. You got that. Rice too.

What's your complaint? Lol

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Imaginary_Goose_2428@reddit

That place isn't going to be around long.

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longdistancepew@reddit

If you don’t see Asians eating there. Then it’s not good.

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andres_chen_77@reddit

That's Chicken Fried AND Rice.

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rawdogfilet@reddit

Rice fried chicken

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kookooman10022@reddit

Completely edible.

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NaiomiXLT@reddit

Oh your wanted chicken friend rice not fried chicken and rice… good to know.

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hl6407a@reddit

If it was Friday night, it would have came with a cold beer.

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halffullofthoughts@reddit

Are you sure you didn’t order fried CHICKEN rice?

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BlindMuffin@reddit

Funny thing is that chicken doesn't even look like it was ever close to a fryer. In the second box that also looks more like potatoes than chicken even???

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Rodrat@reddit

Zooming in, it's obviously breaded and fried. It's just got some sauce on it to sog it up again.

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

You can see the little goosebumps on the boiled skin.

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WeAllLoseAtTheGame@reddit

They couldn't fuse flavor?

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Lancewater@reddit

Always look at food picture on Yelp

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BaneofThelos@reddit

R/mildlyinfuriating?

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DerkleineMaulwurf@reddit

will you order again? i wonder how these places survive - btw this is dystopian.

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stupidassfoot@reddit

Um.......

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PentathlonPatacon@reddit

That's the whitest fried rice ive ever seen in my life

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Secret_Account07@reddit

Lmao what the fuck?

I would eat that though. I have low standards.

But hey, if this was like $4 I’d get it

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LegatusLabiatus@reddit

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard!"

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Unit_with_a_Soul@reddit

fucking hell! even I could do better than that.

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ChroniclesOfSarnia@reddit

Chicken, fried.
Rice.

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Diabetesh@reddit

Fused with what? Ass?

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ghoulierthanthou@reddit

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One-Bird-8961@reddit

Tomato fried rice. Bit of tomato paste slapped on top of rice. It was fucking disgusting.

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Orion14159@reddit

That's like one step removed from dino nuggets and McDonald's sweet and sour sauce

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Malipuppers@reddit

I need to see the reviews for this place. I bet they are terrible.

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Dracidwastaken@reddit

Worst place I ever went to i asked for a poutine. I asked it came with cheese curds they go "yes yes, 2 cheese". Thinking to myself uhh sure. Came with mozz AND cheddar. Mozz on poutine is meh but it's fine. Cheddar is a crime. I think they were open 6 months and then closed.

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SpoppyIII@reddit

There's no way.

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nowaytheyrealltaken@reddit

“Deconstructed chicken fried rice”

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Ben50Leven@reddit

I know exactly what the person who made this looks like

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Bitfarms@reddit

They didn’t fuze anything 😂🤣

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MyBurnerAccount1977@reddit

Fusion? More like confusion.

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Every1sGrudge@reddit

Well, technically it's true, which is the best kind of true.

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thetruegmon@reddit

Maybe you got the wrong order.

Either that you ordered from a ghost kitchen

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DookieToe2@reddit

Classic mistake.

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Calm-Conference9884@reddit

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Awe3@reddit

Chicken and fried rice. I don’t see the problem.

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Something_kool@reddit

What’s it fused with, disappointment?!

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Theloftydog@reddit

That rice looks like polystyrene....

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Lucienne83@reddit

Unseasoned basmati rice.

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Reasonable-Wing-2271@reddit

They forgot to fusion.

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Big_Feedback_1514@reddit

You say Fried chicken rice, this is it!

You no say Chicken fried rice!

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RLS30076@reddit

Chicken, fried: check.

Rice: check.

Mysterious brown spatter on side of take-out container: check and double check!

what's to complain about?

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Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit

It was lost in translation, I'm guessing they won't be around long

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Suburb_Homestead@reddit

Did you order out? I would never get food to go or delivered when trying a new place.

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Duke_of_New_York@reddit

fusion

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JTiberiusDoe@reddit

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JaySam95@reddit

How much does this delicacy cost?

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UnusualPete@reddit

Chicken fried rice: ❌

Chicken (fried) and rice: ✅

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BodyshotBoy@reddit

This is just kinda depressing to look at man

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RetroSwamp@reddit

You're telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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zapdoszaperson@reddit

That's some ghost kitchen food right there. They have a fried chicken restaurant, an Indian restaurant, and apparently a Asian fusion place. Who knows what else.

We had an Egyptian restaurant that was doing the ghost kitchen thing on the side, everything was top notch. This does not appear to be that.

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