If you watched the conference at the pentagon last night-
Posted by Low-Ear986@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 34 comments
Posted by Low-Ear986@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 34 comments
saul_soprano@reddit
What did she actually say?
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
Something quite similar to this in her beginning statements, unfortunately. Bubble on the left is pretty word for word.๐
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
Highly recommend anyone struggling to believe this fact to go watch it for yourselves.๐ค๐ป
ExplorerEnjoyer@reddit
Highly recommend you look up โcontextโ in the dictionary
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
The joke: ๐ฆ You:๐ฟ
neutrumocorum@reddit
A joke isn't when you make someone sound crazy by omitting the context that makes them sound sane.
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
I literally put a spoiler warning over the photo and entitled it "If you watch the conference-" for a reason. If you chose to go out of your way to open it regardless of your knowledge of that conference and then proceeded to take it seriously, as I mentioned in the title, I can't help ya there, because the meme wasn't aimed towards you in the first place.
Adrindia@reddit
Highly recommend you to provide the context that she was being sarcastic ๐ค
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
Doesn't make the "um" in between almost each word past that statement any less concerning ๐ญ๐ Anyways, is just supposed to be funny meme.
Adrindia@reddit
True, I just want to make people aware, and I think maybe while saying it she became self aware of how much of a dork she sounded like and panicked lol
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
Hahaha that's possible. The fact that to me personally, that was the only thing she looked confident saying, really made her sound serious. Got me questioning whether it was truly sarcasm.๐
diderooy@reddit
As OP said, it is pretty similar. But she did it as a troll ("Let's see how many [flagged] lists I can get my name added to...").
https://www.youtube.com/live/dbJBguErFhg?t=5077&feature=shared
P.S. bear in mind this is all part of a UFO hearing (afaik)...you're basically asking people with microphones to say stupid shit, since they're politicians, but of course they don't disappoint.
AeroThird@reddit
How did we end up letting the most unhinged and uneducated idiots run the country?
psychonaut_spy@reddit
Power seeking behavior is a red flag for psychopathy. They're the only ones trying to get elected.
Trillamanjaroh@reddit
Not that I have a great alternative to propose, but this seems like one of the natural consequences of gerrymandering. You produce these insanely out of touch DARK blue and red districts that are a breeding ground for morons like Marjorie Taylor Green, AOC, Gaetz, Rosa DeLauro, etc
EveBeez3738@reddit
People voted for them lol
AeroThird@reddit
Thatโs what makes it so fucking terrifying
EveBeez3738@reddit
I mean yeah... Have you seen what we have had in government the last like 24 years lol... Look at the current president lmao dude had signs of dementia while he was running in 2020 for crying out loud
drugdug@reddit
You could tell Biden was getting slow even during 2020 yes. It is madness that he was ever the Dem candidate. I indeed gave up the last couple cycles. Has anyone in a long time truly been the best choice they could come up with. Ridiculous!
EveBeez3738@reddit
For real! The 2 party system is a joke and gives us that illusion of choice. Wish we could more push 3rd party candidates to the top right along side the 2 but I fear that won't ever happen
drugdug@reddit
I think the best hope right now is push people more towards the middle. Radical change just ainโt gonna happen.
TaxAg11@reddit
Well thats certainly a list of debunked conspiracy theories. Not sure why she included birds not being real with them, though. Everyone knows the last real bird in the US died in 2001.
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
It was me. I killed the birds.
SH01-DD@reddit
Ok, I'll bite. I watched it, and she sounded to me like she was being sarcastic.
"Now that we have all been cautioned in this committee hearing that the mention of Pentagon's Immaculate Constellation program could put us on a list, Well, I already find myself on many lists, I'm sure, as I speak my mind often. So why not just keep going with it?
May as well just go all out and say it. The Earth is flat, birds are government drones, and we've never set foot on the moon, and Joe Biden received 81 million votes in the 2020 election"
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
Ah you're certainly welcome to have a different take on it, and you could be right and I could be wrong. I just find it hilarious regardless.
SH01-DD@reddit
I certainly donโt mean to discount the fact that she is, indeed, a moron.
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
Lordy I love the bluntness of this group ๐๐ค๐ป
Ag-DonkeyKong@reddit
For those of you who haven't watched the actual video, she's being sarcastic.
Hoops_Hops@reddit
I guess I was wrong then, I didn't look into it, I just looked at the map and it's like a crazy puzzle piece that excludes Dort Collins and reaches into Loveland.
Hoops_Hops@reddit
I can't believe she won my district.... The most gerimanderd thing I've seen in Colorado. The map literally makes no sense.
EveBeez3738@reddit
Cna you show me where you got your information about Colorado being gerrymandered? I'm just interested because I tried looking into it and couldn't find any evidence that backs this. Not being snide just genuinely interested in where you got that info. Can you explain why the districts make zero sense to you?
Gedgenator@reddit
Actually, not really gerrymandered. Most states have the State Legislature draw the districting, but Colorado utilizes a non-partisan commission to draw up districts to prevent gerrymandering. The commission is made up of 4 Democrats, 4 Republicans, and 4 members not belonging to a political party. In order for the districts to have been approved, 8/12 of the commissioners had to agree to the district lines. So again, not Gerrymandered, Eastern Colorado is just very Red. Realistically, if you really donโt like Boebert, the only way to get her out in that district is to Primary her out in 2026.
Low-Ear986@reddit (OP)
It's hard to fathom, honestly. She can't even say two intelligent words without going "um", but could say that conspiracy crap with her chest.๐คง
Mortis_XII@reddit
Probably going to be given a position relating to science by trump. What a shit show