Oatmeal and eggs | TheaterFire

Remember my aunt got those on welfare back in the 90s and gave them to us cuz they didn’t like eggs.. they had a powdered taste even when cooked to directions lol

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chang3la@reddit

Are either of them in the room with us?

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Lone-Frequency@reddit

Fuck...I need to go to sleep, I can't be busting my sides like this.

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Ill_Initial8986@reddit

Heroin and ham?

Meth and mortadella?

Crack and cream of wheat?

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RainXVIIII@reddit

Looks like cheese and unseasoned meatloaf

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mochiladecriancaa@reddit

How tf did you make eggs look like that?

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

It's from Mom's Meals. They came like that.

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vr1252@reddit

I think mom’s meals are subsidized somehow or free through Medicare. Hopefully op isn’t paying much

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teddehyirra@reddit

This is correct. I used to deliver them.

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blue-anon@reddit

Apparently, it's free (paid by insurance).

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Rhythm_Morgan@reddit

Ooooh I didn’t know this. No wonder it looks like this. They only put love in it if they can charge you out the ass 🙄

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

Ha. I think my other delivery option might be worse. Most meals are OK. Bland, but palatable.

This was just bad.

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Possible_Abalone_846@reddit

I'm actually more concerned about the oatmeal. I can't comprehend how it could be a frozen food and come out edible.

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mattpsu79@reddit

Pretty sure that’s what you get when you make eggs from a powder and just add water

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speak-eze@reddit

Those are obviously banana dip n dots

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YoghurtSnodgrass@reddit

It looks like just the yolks from hard boiled eggs mashed up on the left. And gruel on the right.

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Nadikarosuto@reddit

It's not gruel, gruel is categorized by its wateriness, and that shit's so solid it looks like it'd slowly slide out in one piece like canned cat food

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peacock30000@reddit

It’s not a bad combination I eat it a lot…salty and sweet combo…yours look like dogshyt but it’s not a bad meal

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LordBernieSquarePant@reddit

I’m pretty sure this is what aliens imagine an American breakfast looks like

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Emperessguinn@reddit

Umm prison food or public school food 😳😳😳

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probsthrowaway2@reddit

Haven’t seen eggs like that since school

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Wide_Coconut_6899@reddit

Thought it was bad lighting on some cotija and beans.

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ehter13@reddit

The oatmeal looks like liquid bologna

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MasterOutlaw@reddit

The eggs look par for a microwave meal, I don’t think I’ve ever in my life seen oatmeal that appears to have the texture of cold gravy.

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

They blended it for some unholy reason.

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Fascinating. I guess there was a technical reason behind it, but just looking at it makes me think that they would have been better off just not having an oatmeal option at all if this was going to be the result. Like that’s not oatmeal, that’s oat-flavored paste.

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

It feels like you're eating warm glue.

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East_Suit3258@reddit

Why did you prepare your eggs like this
Why did you prepare your oatmeal like this

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

It's from Mom's Meals.

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littlebloodmage@reddit

No it ain't!

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UGLEHBWE@reddit

"Allegedly"

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felini9000@reddit

Mix them for the ultimate breakfast

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AnalyticOpposum@reddit

That’s what they use in prison

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cartercharles@reddit

Seriously the only thing I want to do is punch that

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bitkitkat@reddit

Are you in county jail??

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BungeeGump@reddit

How are you posting on Reddit from prison?

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

I smuggled a phone up my bum.

Find me on prisontok.

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UrbanArtifact@reddit

Those are cheese curds bro

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

I wish.

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Staszu13@reddit

Eggs look passable, oatmeal looks like a brain

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

Eggs were kinda...hard? And gritty.

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theserpentprince@reddit

Is that oatmeal, i could swear it was some weird ham

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

It's BLENDED oatmeal.

0/10.

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theserpentprince@reddit

Uhhgg why would they do that??

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

I have no idea. It's so disgusting.

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Kaotic-one@reddit

This belongs here

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laserdruckervk@reddit

Which is which?

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PentathlonPatacon@reddit

Thought that was spam ngl

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CaptainN_GameMaster@reddit

TIL oatmeal can look worse

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PutridRoom@reddit

Honestly could be fire...ngl

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

No.

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MenstrualMilkshakes@reddit

Wtf, Meals on Wheels used to be slightly better than this. I like the waffle one.

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

This is mom's Meals.

I usually don't get breakfast meals since I try to get the stuff with the most protein, but strawberries and cream oatmeal SOUNDED good.

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ebk_errday@reddit

Flavor has left the chat

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Antiprune@reddit

Jokes on us. The food on the left is the oatmeal and the right is eggs.

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BiggestJez12734755@reddit

Bro is in Looney Tunes prison

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SuspiciousSpliff@reddit

I thought that shit was Corn and Ham Loaf.

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Yoshi_IX@reddit

Literal slop

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SnooWoofers496@reddit

Why does the oatmeal look like human skin?

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

It has a pink tinge from being strawberries and cream, and it's blended so it's smooth as a baby's bottom.

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SnooWoofers496@reddit

I hate this description 😂😂😂😂😂

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AkariBocchi@reddit

This is not shitty food porn this is depression food

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

Accurate.

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Microwaved-toffee271@reddit

???

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

¿¿¿

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deckard3232@reddit

Fucking finally a proper shitty food post well done that looks trifling

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Jayoki6@reddit

No amount of hot sauce can save this

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Palanki96@reddit

why do you eat like that

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rbarr228@reddit

The oatmeal looks like it’s blended with deviled ham.

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SoundOfMadness7@reddit

Oatmeal? Nah dude that’s refried beans for sure

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gravityryte@reddit

Hospital food

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

Hospital food is better.

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Farewellandadieu@reddit

You win the sub

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MachineSpirited7085@reddit

Did you get this from a senior home? High quality mush is good tho

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

Mom's Meals.

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Yaughl@reddit

Why does the oatmeal look like extra cheap ham?

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

It's technically strawberries and cream.

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Broad-Pie-Avis@reddit

Mmmmm already pre-digested

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emdaye@reddit

Is this a paid for meal prep of eggs and oatmeal? If so that's unbelievably lazy

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

Some people have medical issues that make doing things such as cooking difficult.

The state pays for them because of that.

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sexybobo@reddit

I understand the medical issues, My parents both have disabilities and stuff like Door Dash made everything so much easier for them.

That said I question if this meal is really much easier heat from frozen then to cook since cooking both is litteraly just poring water into the oat meal poring some eggs out of a container and microwaving it.

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emdaye@reddit

Fair point! Apologies

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LeftToaster@reddit

Looks like Styrofoam and Fat Bastard's belly fat.

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genesissantiago@reddit

I thought the oatmeal was a ham...

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Ok-Situation-5522@reddit

Looks like a moldy undercooked protein pancake i made once.

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zuppa_de_tortellini@reddit

It kinda looks like spam when you open the container.

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Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit

It really does 😭

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TheShredder9@reddit

I honewtly can't tell which is which, like it's really a 50/50

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nnogales@reddit

Sue me but i love mush food like this

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vr1252@reddit

Same I love to eat canned veggies and mush them. I’d tear up this oatmeal. My friends say I eat baby food lmao

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

I like oatmeal and cream of wheat and whatnot, but this oatmeal has zero texture and terrible. It's like eating warm glue.

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xanderlearns@reddit

Ham Slurry and Butter Curds

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Reasonable-Wing-2271@reddit

nobody?

Fine... r/Poopfromabutt

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FantasmaBizarra@reddit

literal slop

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TerminalThiccness@reddit

Spongebob and Patrick

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Pistonenvy2@reddit

i ate oatmeal this morning, that is not what i had.

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LastChans1@reddit

I thought that was homemade Spam.

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Motor-Train2357@reddit

Jail food

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yerdadsbestfriend@reddit

Why do the oatmeal and eggs come together? Like, the implication seems to be oatmeal and eggs together are a normal meal but I've never fucking heard that in my life.

Do...do you mix the eggs in?

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

You just made me throw up in my mouth.

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JosephMcCarthy1955@reddit

This is not delicious, Delilah

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

It's deplorable really.

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SpeedBlitzX@reddit

Looks like the kraft paramsean cheese on the left. With a big side of spam or other luncheon meat on the right.

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ShesMyHoTCheeryPie@reddit

Looks like refried beans 🫘

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TheBeerkatManor@reddit

I disagree.

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PJRama1864@reddit

I didn’t know spam could go rotten.

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Interesting-Humor107@reddit

That stuff on the left has gotta be drugs

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

If only.

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TerminatorAuschwitz@reddit

Did you sneak a phone into jail?

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

Shoved it right up my butt in a baggy full of this oatmeal to insulate it.

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Affectionate_Elk_272@reddit

what prison are you in?

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

The prison of my mind.

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WeirdSysAdmin@reddit

That looks worse than army eggs somehow.

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

And they aren't even powdered!

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BodyshotBoy@reddit

The oatmeal looks like mystery meat thats been processed

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Delicious_Delilah@reddit (OP)

And it felt like eating glue.

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queentepes@reddit

are you sure about that

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DifficultHeat1803@reddit

What? 👀

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AleutJack@reddit

That oatmeal looks like sausage gravy. The eggs look freeze-dried.

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dankhimself@reddit

This needs just a dash of food and it'll be fine.

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whatsbobgonnado@reddit

in a nostalgic way, those eggs look good as fuck. they remind me of the eggs that came in those kid cuisine tv dinners. haven't had them in years but can still imagine the taste lol

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