I saw this sign a few years ago hiking in Herefordshire. What does 'Danger Gallops' mean?
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glasshomonculous@reddit
Haha, that’s in Hoarwithy near Ross on wye isn’t it! Lovely walk down by the river meadows. Yep, means watch out for horses, but round there there’s about 5 racing yards in a mile square so there’s actually danger all around you
griffaliff@reddit (OP)
It was yes! A group of my uni pals and I took psychedelics and went for a potter one day while camping. It was brilliant.
glasshomonculous@reddit
As long as you didn’t fall in the river then I imagine that was great fun! Often walk along it for a smoke myself
MaxDaClog@reddit
I think they come from Poland. I vaguely remember hearing about gallop poles.
I'll get me coat
LinzSymphonyK425@reddit
urrrgghh >faints<
Upper-Lime-3493@reddit
Getting ran over by a horse sounds like it could be fatal, I imagine that’s what it means
Meet-me-behind-bins@reddit
Gallops are training tracks for horses. That’s where they…….Gallop
CheeryBottom@reddit
I thought it was farmer humour for warning people there are horses in the field.
palpatineforever@reddit
yup, horses that will kill you if you try to walk through their gallops. an accident between a pedestrian and a horse can be really serious for all involved.
CheeryBottom@reddit
Sooooo…. danger-gallops indeed then?! Honestly, it’s been my favourite nickname for horses for years. I even raised my kids to call them that as toddlers instead of Gee-Gees. I’m devastated that that’s not what farmers meant.
palpatineforever@reddit
lol i am concerned that people dont know the sign is real.
It would be like stepping out onto a racetrack, granted they are not always there however that doesn't mean people check.
CheeryBottom@reddit
Oh I always respected the sign and understood to was conveying a serious instruction.
I simply thought farmers were using a bit of humour to appeal to people’s better natures as some non countryside folk don’t like being told they can’t do things, when they visit the countryside.
BrushMission4620@reddit
Me too 😂😂 watch out horses! A bit like a sign for a small dog saying ‘beware’
CheeryBottom@reddit
Yeah like people call snakes Danger Noodles. I genuinely thought Danger Gallops was the farming community’s nickname for horses.
BrushMission4620@reddit
I’ve not heard of danger noodles, but I’m keeping that! Thank you ⚠️🍜
kinellm8@reddit
Welcome to Reddit, have a nice stay 👍
SoggyWotsits@reddit
Gallops are for training racehorses.
It’s usually a sand track. I know someone who had a lovely house with gallops going right around the outside of the land!
CarpeCyprinidae@reddit
Agricultural gallops are always circular
It's to facilitate clop rotation
its-joe-mo-fo@reddit
I know a lot of people don't agree with horseracing, but they are wonderfully looked after by the stables.
Can't comment on certain Irish trainers mind..
Perennial_Phoenix@reddit
Thing is, most people who disagree with horseracing really dont know much about horses in general. I spent years working in non-racing stables and you are hard pressed to find people in the equine world who are against it.
The horses are very well looked after, and despite the media reports to the contrary, deaths are actually not that common. The average over 30 years is declining thanks to more stringent safety measures at tracks, but the likelihood of fatal accident or injury on the flat is 0.02% and over jumps is 0.17%.
20% of those are something called SCD (sudden cardiac death), we dont really understand it and at this time we cannot prevent it. All's we know is it is exercise induced and geldings tend to be far more likely to succumb to it, the two at Cheltenham recently were both geldings.
As opposed to a heart attack where the heart does an irregular rhythm restricting oxygen rich blood, with SCD the heart just stops. But calling for a ban on racing because of SCD is contrary to the science, vets actually advise regularly galloping horses. It is a bit like humans with the gym, doctors advise regular exercise, but it does come with a slightly increased risk of illness or injury, but on balance it is recommended.
Massaging_Spermaceti@reddit
I can think of something we can do to stop it happening
Perennial_Phoenix@reddit
That is because you have ill will towards the industry, though.
Equivalent heart related incidents in marathons are 0.67% with death rates at 0.01%. Should we ban those?
As stated vets recommend galloping horses, do you ban that? Do we ban riding altogether? When you turn horses out in the paddock, the first thing they'll do is run around like a mad man. Do you stop that exercise?
How far do you go eliminating risk?
Massaging_Spermaceti@reddit
How do you know what my sentiment to the industry is? I've given no indication one way or the other, just pointed out the very obvious answer to the problem that you're ignoring.
Your arguments don't make much sense. Humans consent to take part in marathons and are aware of the risks. It's not a comparable event.
Dreamingareality9@reddit
“You are hard pressed to find people in the equine world who are against it.” What? Your generalisation is bollocks. I grew up as a barn rat and not one person I know in “the equine world” is for racing.
Furthermore there is a proportion of vets that are against racing. 🙋🏼♀️ I did three presentations undergrad on how fucked this “sport of kings” is. As a vet, and someone who has worked and cared for horses for over 20 years, I pray for this industry to crumble. It absolutely disgusts me.
Perennial_Phoenix@reddit
I didn't say you can't find them, but you are hard-pressed. There are people for and against everything.
I'm in the North West, I have been members of various clubs and done various competitions. I've worked on multiple non-racing stables. So a good chunk of my friendship group is from that world, farriers, vets, people who ride or own, people who own yards, I know the owners of one of the 2-3 racing stables in the county too.
The only person I've know be vocally against racing was a women in her 60s who bought a horse after retiring. She hadn't come from a riding background and had just retired and bought an Anglo-Arab. She stabled it at a yard I was working at then.
Apart from that a lot go to the races regularly or they are neutral/ambivalent.
As a vet you have your own views, but you also have the likes of Mark Johnston and Nick Roe who are qualified vets turned racehorse trainers.
rainbow-songbird@reddit
So that would be like calling for a ban on football because of the heart conditions of Tom Lockyer and Christian Eriksen ect. ?
Ambiguous_comment@reddit
Yes but bear in mind 12 ~~footballers~~ racehorses have died while ~~playing football~~ being raced this month so far.
The death rate is completely incomparable.
Perennial_Phoenix@reddit
It would, yes. The argument they use, though, is that footballers choose to do it, whereas horses don't.
As I say, it is people who aren't used to being around horses. If a horses doesn't want to, it's a quarter ton animal, you aren't making it.
Look at YouTube videos of Mr Incredible, I think three times he paraded in the ring, ran up to start line, then he was like 'yeah, nah. Not today'. He was a funny character.
Responsible-Matter27@reddit
The horseracing industry also funds ALOT of scientific and veterinary research into horses which has benefitted 'normal/everyday' horses as well as racehorses
Perennial_Phoenix@reddit
It is in their interest, too. Even if you think everyone involved is a callous a-hole who just thinks about money... racehorses are worth a lot of money. They have a vested interest in taking real good care of them.
SoggyWotsits@reddit
Unfortunately I think they only ever watch the Grand National then jump to the conclusion that every race is the same. I’ve seen more injuries to jockeys than horses in point to point! I will say though, point to point fences are bigger than they look. I found that out as a ‘no fear’ teenager on my cross country pony!
Perennial_Phoenix@reddit
Yeah, I had access to a beautiful bay Connemara pony called Toffee who loved our cross country setup. Jockeying, showjumping and eventing are definitely not as easy as they make it look on TV.
The Grand National and Cheltenham are what they are, I can somewhat understand the detractors, but that element of unpredictability with larger fields, larger courses and more varied jumps is what make them the spectacles that they are.
_becatron@reddit
TIL
CarpeCyprinidae@reddit
not to be confused with "Danger trots" whict warns of either leftist philosophy or the consequences of cheap curry
TeetheMoose@reddit
One of the things I get entertained by are weird signs like this. I am baffled.
cloud1445@reddit
A Danger Gallop is basically just a horse with a laser cannon mounted on their head. They're fairly common in parts of Kent and East Sussex.
Waste_Vegetable8974@reddit
Gallops are small furry creatures with very sharp teeth. They attack on sight.
JocastaH-B@reddit
They're also delicious which is why you don't see them much
Snoo3763@reddit
Scallops and gallops are my favourite version of surf and turf.
barronelli@reddit
Nice!
JocastaH-B@reddit
Haha!
Thisoneissfwihope@reddit
The English cousin to the Haggis.
Splodge89@reddit
A bit like a jack russell.
Existing-Tax7068@reddit
Are they related to Haggis?
Waste_Vegetable8974@reddit
Only distantly. Haggis are much gentler mountain dwellers and of course have had the evolutionary split with the offset legs of the clockwise and counter clockwise sub species that gallops don't have.
probablyaythrowaway@reddit
Interestingly They share they both same genetic origin to the Womble, which are native to Wimbledon but some do show markers of their Scottish lineage if you look closely.
Theremingtonfuzzaway@reddit
@Waste_Vegetable8974
You are very correct to what a Gallop is. You are correct that they are small furry creatures with very sharp teeth. However it refers to all the inhabitants of The Forest Of Dean.
I'm guessing the field is a holding pen for them. To reintroduce them to the world beyond the darkness that is The Forest.
parkylondon@reddit
English Dropbears in fact.
Cara_Bina@reddit
Dying!
devils-incarnate@reddit
I’m always surprised when I see Hereford mentioned haha
Ochib@reddit
The posh version of the sign “Danger Dogging” that you see in some car parks
ledow@reddit
Danger gallops in while War watches on as Pestilenxe scratches his ezcema and Famine looks for food...
Crinkez@reddit
It means the neigh-bors say: clippity cloppity, get off my property.
r0224@reddit
"Danger Gallop" is another name for a rhino.
Wil4321@reddit
A gallop is a close sub species to the the ARAF located in pretty much all areas of wales
Key-Moments@reddit
ARAF
Key-Moments@reddit
Is it now? I always used to get my Araf and Gwestys muddled up.
reclueso@reddit
Giddy ups for people who take life too seriously
kwnofprocrastination@reddit
Danger doesn’t walk, danger doesn’t run, danger gallops!
No-Preparation-4632@reddit
It's a cryptic clue, designed to ensure that only the smartest of our species survive.
It is warning you that there is danger around but instead of telling you what it is it just tells you that the danger gallops...
Could be warning you about a mental horse that's on a bender. Could be trying to bluff and make you expect one thing, then BAM, Eric Cantona comes galloping in and takes you out.
It's a risky walk, either way
Praetorian_1975@reddit
Worst superhero name ever
JPrimrose@reddit
Here be where the danger gallops. Heed my warning traveller, lest ye be pulled under the dreaded hoofbeat of wild stallions.
NectarineNo2982@reddit
I thought Gallops were undomesticated Haggisses.
pfazadep@reddit
Punctuation actually does matter
anabsentfriend@reddit
Anyone else struggling to make sense of the word gallop after having read it 50 times in this thread?
Gal lops Ga llops Gall ops
exkingzog@reddit
Danger Gallops are what Caution Horses do.
Many_Yesterday_451@reddit
Horses bursting bye!
johnlewisdesign@reddit
I think danger gallops are what those little roadmen do when they're bouncing around pretending to fight but never getting glose enough to connect
1HeyMattJ@reddit
It’s when you’ve had a dodgy curry
plasticface2@reddit
I'm from Hereford and quite a few Gallops have been sighted. Do not approach one.There are normally a couple and while one is waiting and watching it's mate will take you from behind. With force.
only-3-words@reddit
Like Wilson's dollops?
Bitter-Republic5092@reddit
Diarrhoea area DANGER
Timely_Egg_6827@reddit
Gallops are where racehorses are tested and exercised for speed. So unless want ran over by a fast horse with bad brakes, leave area alone.
Ancient_Context_3538@reddit
A bit like a danger w@&k?
Rocky-bar@reddit
The field's probably used for training racehorses.
Digitalmodernism@reddit
Does the sign mean "Danger!Gallops'" like danger you will be galloped upon,"Danger gallops" like there are dangerous gallops in the area, or"Danger:Gallops" that danger is something that gallops and awaits you in this area?
non-hyphenated_@reddit
It really winds me up. I used to live near a gate that had "warning gully" on it. Never found out what it wanted to warn me about
non-hyphenated_@reddit
I hate punctuation (or lack of) like this. Is there an exhibit of something called "Danger Gallops"?
Any-hoo, they'll be running horses -fast- on that land. You really don't want to get in the way.
kwakimaki@reddit
You've probably got a horse racing stable nearby.
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