Whatever. I couldn’t afford any of that stuff anyway.

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Sitting_pipe@reddit

My mom found some crystals that i had bought at the mall, then she accused me of belonging to some secret crystal society....i was like what in the fuck are you talking about....???

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Ill-Beautiful-751@reddit

We had a “fort” in the woods with a stack of worn playboys

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Copperdunright907@reddit

BruUUUUHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh. So kids tend to gravitate towards the first conversation about equality?

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AdamGenesis@reddit

They didn't mention sacrificial virgin corpses in the closet.

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Kauffman67@reddit

“Heavy Metal to the point of addiction”

Yeah, still there 40 years later lol

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ShepardsPrayer@reddit

Local priest advised parents to look for the Number of the Beast on their kids heads. My parent were so relieved when they found the birthmark on mine. Turns out it was just three nine's.

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OtakuTacos@reddit (OP)

“We called him O-man because he had a birth mark on his face that was shaped like a six. He loved it.”

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stephenforbes@reddit

I had a ouija board and a witchcraft book.

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rimshot101@reddit

Turns out that Satanism and puberty have the exact same symptoms.

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That was my religious mom in the mid 80s when I had Iron Maiden posters on my wall. When the door was closed, she probably thought I was summoning demons with a weird smoky smell. That was just me having a smoke with the window open

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Oktokolo@reddit

So the sign of satanism is basically being a boy in puberty.

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zionzednem@reddit

Listen to heavy metal music to the point of addiction? I am glad this helped sell more Slayer. For the record, I loved and still love Heavy Metal and turned out just fine.

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ChakaKhansBabyDaddy@reddit

That is exactly what I would expect a satanist to say. DEVILS OUT!

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OtakuTacos@reddit (OP)

Me too!

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wayyzor@reddit

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AmanitaMikescaria@reddit

To late mom and dad. I already opened a portal to Hell in the rumpus room that is belching forth a legion of infernal demons.

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andio76@reddit

White people

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krismitka@reddit

A short sword and a dagger are entirely different things

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Own-Hope9134@reddit

My mom got upset with me for going around the house singing We Gotta Get Out of This Place by The Animals. I cannot imagine how she would have reacted to me listening to metal. She also really despised hearing Burning Down The House by the Talking Heads.

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