Island Defense | TheaterFire

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THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit

Anon has the facial structure of someone being suffocated with a plastic bag

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FlexViper@reddit

Mouth breathing from young till adulthood

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Zeljeza@reddit

his uglyness is punishment for being evil

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redditisbadmkay9@reddit

The ugliness of his personality manifested in his flesh since he was a mere incel baby

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FlexViper@reddit

Or don't have the brain to put two and two together and wonder why do we have nose hair or scientifically what purpose does it serve.

Then guessing it's meant to filter out bacteria because breathing in through the nose doesn't cause your throat to sore.

I remembered switching to nose breathing at 12 because my throat constantly get sore for breathing through the mouth and hypothesis that the nose hair is meant to filter out bacteria

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Toocoo4you@reddit

Receding chin is fixable with mewing no cap no brainrot. There’s also a method that uses thumbs to achieve the process faster. Also chewing gum for more defined jaw.

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IdiOtisTheOtisMain@reddit

God saw what anon's parents were doing and said "what the fuck why are you fucking each other you're brother and sister, PUNISHMENT"

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dayoneofmanymore@reddit

Brilliant. And completely true. Well spotted.

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San-Carton@reddit

fucking hell this caused me to spit soup out of my nose, that was a good one

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DJIsSuperCool@reddit

Sounds like the world isnt fake. They were honest about anon being ugly.

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loops3k@reddit

They only started being dishonest when he made himself better looking. Tells you a lot about society. very deep

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Statuabyss@reddit

> Add few millimeters

My man literally changed his entire bone structure, the only things untouched are his eye sockets

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Linford_Fistie@reddit

I was coming here to say this. A few millimetres. A few inches more like.

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bikdikme@reddit

Uhm, 🤓 akcshually a thousand millimeters = 1 meter, so it would be nega chin then.

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HydroponicGirrafe@reddit

That’s what Op needs to not look like… that

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Frostygale2@reddit

Forehead bulge removed, nose bridge smashed inwards, chin is both an inch forwards and downwards. Dude literally took a hammer and chisel to his damn skill…

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Artharis@reddit

To be fair his mouth and hair is the same too, but yeah entire facial reconstruction.

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nuuudy@reddit

>before: Anon looked like his parents are siblings

>After: head transplantation. What more to say?

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Artchie_@reddit

Not to mention that the second photo added muscle mass. Not even surgery would make him look like thay

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Frostygale2@reddit

Stuff his neck-flesh with some putty maybe?

(As you can tell I am not a medical man :P)

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SeriousGains@reddit

There’s no way the guy on the left is a real person.

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ElPwnero@reddit

A light year is technically also “a few millimetres”

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EthexC@reddit

We both know my boi buzz packing more than that

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Ridenberg@reddit

Bro obviously pic isn't him. That particular picture is never mentioned in the story ever, it's just related, and I'm pretty sure I even saw it at some point in my life before.

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djmcdee101@reddit

Fr it's like Dark Souls when you turn the character creation slider from max convex to slightly concave

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IowaCornFarmer3@reddit

Eye sockets are touched - he left the ears tho lol

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silmarp@reddit

TBH you can change your face easily with a professional.

By easily I mean putting a metal frame in your face for some years that will bring you excruciating pain some days specially when it's cold to forcefully change your bone structure.

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Oinelow@reddit

What? Never heard of this,can someone give any proof/link ?

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Malice0801@reddit

Joseph Smith was called a prophet

dum dum dum dum dum

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Tequila2Dance@reddit

And then you forgot it in another dream

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Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit

Well, not a metal frame, google brazilian facial harmonization or harmonização facial.

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SimpanLimpan1337@reddit

A more primitive example is the rat children of Pakistan, gangs put cages around children to deform their skulls to mimic a genetic deformity because they get more money while begging that way.

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Frostygale2@reddit

Sounds like a lotta work. In India they either infect a wound they create or lop something off in some cases.

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SimpanLimpan1337@reddit

Yeah idk, I can't say I'm an expert in the field of how much money diffrent beggars with diffrent conditions make. Just remember reading a couple articles about it some years ago.

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If you've never heard of micrognathia surgery that's why. They cut through your mandate and literally extend your lower jaw to better align with your face. The same thing can be done with the top part, your maxilla.

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silmarp@reddit

Google Orthognathic Surgery.

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SignificantMothMan@reddit

Braces and rubberbands usually do it, other than that there's a few more things I haven't learned yet.

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Tobosix@reddit

You actually can do it easily if you start early, fun fact I had braces from Micheal Mew the inventor or mewing when I was a kid and now I have gigachad jaw.

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Th3_Shr00m@reddit

-sending credit card numbers

Ok Anon lets go get your meds

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WASDToast@reddit

Anon doesn’t look like a rapist, just like a worm

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thuanjinkee@reddit

Would you still love me if I were a worm?

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68thSuspendedAccount@reddit

rapists usually use the worm to rape

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FuckYouNotHappening@reddit

Bitch’s hair is fabulous

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SnipSnopWobbleTop@reddit

Anon fantasizes about going outside and not smelling like tendies and dried cum.

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YasserPunch@reddit

Anon has micrognathia and can get it fixed. It’s a long and painful procedure but many who have done it think it’s worth it

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SukunaShadow@reddit

How do you know this? No shade. Did someone in your life do it or are you in the medical field or did you look it up?

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YasserPunch@reddit

Me haha. I know about this too well it’s consumed my whole life because I have it. I am in the process of getting it fixed.

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zombieGenm_0x68@reddit

LMAOOO WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE A FUCKING OWL

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nuuudy@reddit

holy shit, anon's parents are definitely related

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DJ_Pol-ite@reddit

Grow a big beard bro. Look at the difference it has done to Dave Groll.

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

There’s a guy I know on Facebook who keeps posting AI enhanced images of himself and he looks like a weird clay otter in them

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ElectroNikkel@reddit

500 millimeters

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Flagnoid@reddit

the Lewis Spears experience

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gillesvdo@reddit

How the hell does the first one look like Beavis and Butthead at the same time?

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Flagnoid@reddit

r/rareinsults

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Owlman220@reddit

My first thought was Andrew Tate tbh. I never really noticed how weak his jawline actually was till a week or two ago lol.

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LameOne@reddit

As a normal person, I don't think too much of a random dudes chin. That said, when your entire identity is talking about alpha males and how cool and manly you are compared to all the betas, it becomes hilarious to me that your chin is still a few blocks over

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jishieus@reddit

bait used to be believable

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Frostygale2@reddit

Dude’s head is shaped like he sleeps facedown in bowls since birth.

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xDarkyx114@reddit

Bobs burger lookin ass anon

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mixamaxim@reddit

He lost his aerodynamic advantage tho

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LLMprophet@reddit

Physical features are the opposite of shallow because they demonstrate genetic fitness.

anon is the shallow dumbass.

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WannabePokerPlayer@reddit

No one said any of that to you

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kamransk1107@reddit

I'm not a looker myself, and am most often the ugliest guy in the group, and yet I've never been told mean stuff by any of my friends or even acquaintances who I barely know. Only one guy has thrown some shit at me for my looks though, ironically a guy uglier than me. Insecurity sucks.

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ipunchdogs@reddit

The truth is you don't need to be attractive. Just have the confidence of the guy who made fun you.

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BuffaloBillsButthole@reddit

Don’t confuse whatever that guy has with confidence, someone who’s actually confident doesn’t go around talking shit

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ReallyDumbRedditor@reddit

Yeah well someone with confidence wouldn't be a doormat who just lets people shit on them either

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Amathril@reddit

Nah. If some dumbass has the need to call me ugly, they can do so as much as they want, I have better things to do than to argue with morons irl.

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BuffaloBillsButthole@reddit

Getting a reaction is the desired result, it’s probably best if the person talking shit is made to realize that their behavior is just going to keep them in isolation

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tankred420caza@reddit

Username checks out

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TheKrimsonFvcker@reddit

Unless they're into that

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kaninkanon@reddit

Just b urself

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GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ@reddit

Lol the closest I’ve ever gotten is told that my nose is big….and it is so I don’t see it as an insult

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Electrical-Help5512@reddit

I'll say those things if you want. So you don't feel left out.

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JuniorPunky@reddit

"19 times out of 20, I'm the ugliest motherfucker in the room. Kinda amusing that I'm only hearing this now on #20, though."

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kamransk1107@reddit

Made me crack up haha

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kamransk1107@reddit

Made me crack up haha

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VirtualPantsu@reddit

if someone is starting pointing out and laughing at physical appearance it just means that they have nothing else to say.

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TheBlueEmerald1@reddit

He never denied any of the accusations.

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muscimilieng@reddit

🤫🧏‍♂️

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Freihl@reddit

Bro has excellent hair mah gah

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torito_supremo@reddit

be a handsome man (not a celebrity, just a good looking dude)

random people send me money

Do incels really believe this shit?

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childroid@reddit

sending me their credit card numbers and gifts

Ok, bud. Sure.

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airforkjuan@reddit

Hol' up this mf spittin'

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Drafo7@reddit

Anon is on 4chan and thinks he doesn't have red flags. Lmao.

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Zesty-Lem0n@reddit

"they start sending me their credit cards"... Bait used to be believable.

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Applitude@reddit

I’m an Uber Chad and Stacys send me their credit card info and used panties so much the government came to my house to investigate fraud. When they opened door they immediately started sucking me off. Why is the world so shallow?

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athan1214@reddit

Leafy, that you?

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Virtual_Pressure_@reddit

My boi was aerodynamic

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clolr@reddit

the first image looks like a cartoon character how does someone even look like that

I'm not trying to be mean it just genuinely confuses me so much

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WanpoBigMara@reddit

Becausw that’s francisco lachowski a model edited in both pics

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Demdolans@reddit

Everything about the post seems fake. Looks like a single photo edited 2 ways. People do exist with facial deformities but I don't think any of this is real.

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EdenBlade47@reddit

What was the biggest tip-off? The claim of "people started sending me gifts and credit card numbers" for having an average appearance with a photoshopped jaw?

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themightyknight02@reddit

>Anon making up Imaginary stories again

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SixWingZombi@reddit

Just a handful of millimeters

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Irapotato@reddit

This dude photoshopped his own face to look more like the dude he wants to suck off, you think he was talking to women on Facebook?

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pedrokdc@reddit

For once* agree with Anon...

Not to say he isn't a pervert and a creep (he is a channer after all) but people shouldn't be judged by appearances like that or at least society should be straight forward with it's shallowness.

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dayoneofmanymore@reddit

I think that is something ppl struggle to come to terms with, the hypocrisy. But once you accept it, and move on, it’s better.

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Deruji@reddit

Could smoke a cigar in the rain and not get it wet.

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ZippidyZayz@reddit

“They start giving me their credit card numbers and gift cards” bro just became an Indian scammer

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dayoneofmanymore@reddit

Show bobs

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fatfuckpikachu@reddit

looks are everything.

i gave 40kgs, better facial hair grew out, looking buff and the ugly weirdo turned into different funny guy. im the same person as ever but people like me more because i look better.

made me hate people even more ngl.

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MINERVA________@reddit

It's called halo effect

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manicforlive@reddit

Yeah, they aren't trying to be dishonest. They simply legitimately believe in what they say.

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scrumptipus@reddit

Jesus Christ, that's just sad

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-Caberman@reddit

The only thing sad is how easily people fall for ragebait. "Suddenly people start sending me gifts and their credit card numbers" yeah right lmao.

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Explorer_the_No-life@reddit

Anon is suprised, that most people suck. Coming up next! Obese woman discovers, that majority of men dislike ugly women. Her worldview is shattered!!

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TiesThrei@reddit

I think you're kidding but "Island defense" is an apt way of putting an outcast's need to-- from their perspective--defend themselves from society

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Billybob142@reddit

Also no one is pretending it’s not shallow lol

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Nobodyherem8@reddit

For those wondering, this is not OP. It's famous the model Chico.

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coby1107@reddit

Oh boy that guy is circus ugly

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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

Heh, just get a double chin loser

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HAC522@reddit

He literally changed everything about his face lol. Not just his chin, but his jaw, his nose, his forehead. Everything!

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DiesNahts@reddit

That chin moved like half a continent

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-ghostinthemachine-@reddit

Fake: This post.

Gay: I think the first photo is cuter.

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PassiveQuack@reddit

Grow a beard?

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Fax5official@reddit

i don't think that'll be enough

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sunburn95@reddit

Fake: no one still posts on Facebook

Gay: anon doesn't even know that

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n00binateh@reddit

The picture is a male model its not oop

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HerbertdieAndernass@reddit

"You're cute. Here is my number. Like my credit card number. Just purchase anything you want."

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Syncrossus@reddit

I've seen this picture before and I'm 99% certain it was before July of this year.

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TheJeeeBo@reddit

Nobody is sending their credit card info

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OldManMoment@reddit

start sending me their credit card numbers

Of course

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spiritofporn@reddit

Can't plastic surgeons fix that shit these days?

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Teln0@reddit

I'm not upset the world is fake I'm upset they're pretending

Anon can't make up his mind

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Thick_General9657@reddit

It's so funny when men find out about pretty privilege for the first time

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WholeHogRawDog@reddit

This can be achieved with an oral maxillofacial reconstructive surgery.

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maicii@reddit

Lmao, this is the fakest shit in the world, is this really how ugly guys think being attractive is like??

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Harryofthecharlottes@reddit

Suuuuuuuuuuure

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TheChatCenter@reddit

Only changed his jaw, mouth shape, completely different nose, eye shape, different forehead, and more muscular. Just a few millimeters of bone, bro.

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Bloodytrucky@reddit

no one says big dick energy

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psychoCMYK@reddit

Things that never happened ✨️

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AssEater6579@reddit

Fake photo

Fake milimeteres

"Start giving me their credit card numbers"

Fake story.

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FullTimeHarlot@reddit

Dude's got decent hair though.

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Confident-Aerie4427@reddit

Anon cranium is a helium balloon

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idelarosa1@reddit

Those aren’t millimeters. They’re inches.

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Salaino0606@reddit

What mouth breathing during childhood does to a mf. This should be more regulated by parents and doctors bro why they letting people get these weak chins???

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roborbiettino@reddit

Me when I lie on the internet

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ElPwnero@reddit

They’re not pretending tho. You look bad and they treat you poorly.

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Honkytonkysmonkybonk@reddit

Fake and gay

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iameveryoneelse@reddit

"Girls are mean and unfair they say I have red flags!"

Says the guy posting on 4chan.

Do teen boys nowadays just sit around all day, perpetually online and making up imaginary stories in their heads about how women are evil and thoughtless and shallow? Someone needs to let them know that basic hygiene and not treating women like breeding stock goes a long way towards finding one that actually likes you. Most women are not driven by sex, regardless of what dipshit "influencers" might lead you to believe. If you're having trouble with women, it's more likely than not a personality issue. If you want to have better luck dating learn to work on yourself, learn to take advice from others, and be willing to be rejected without it making you angry. Not treating women like a sex you helps, too.

At the end of the day, self confidence (real or feigned...and not arrogance) and a good sense of humor will get you much farther than looking like a "Chad" 9 times out of 10.

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LTU_PreDaToR1337@reddit

Women