Unsafe Sailing Report: Wrong Day Shapes
Posted by worktogethernow@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 30 comments
Posted by worktogethernow@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 30 comments
Jefethevol@reddit
How did you get a pic of my wife and her sister?
Bob_Lablah_esq@reddit
No no that's my Ex wife and mother in law
SailingDarkAngel@reddit
I'm no expert on that model of sailboat, but judging by the waterline, I'm going to assume it's a bit overloaded
Max2310@reddit
No lifejackets, Tsk tsk !!!!
dolampochki@reddit
Oh, man, those chain plates need work. Better replace those bolts with stainless steel.
wkavinsky@reddit
Let's be honest, that boats really impressive, supporting two adult bull seals and not sinking.
worktogethernow@reddit (OP)
absolutely. I think my bow would be way under the water if it was loaded this way.
Bokbreath@reddit
seems a bit slow
should've left the spare sails on the dock
Cease-the-means@reddit
They are spare walrus not spare seals.
tcrex2525@reddit
Except those aren’t walruses…
rotortrash7@reddit
That’s good for the winter. 🍴
belinck@reddit
It's definitely YOUR turn to check the anchor!
SwvellyBents@reddit
Not the first time a girl went home with a rando at last call because he said he lives on his yacht.
ballsack-vinaigrette@reddit
Cats and Walruses: "if I fit, I sit".
ObvYoureNadaGolfer@reddit
They look like my corgi only slightly bigger
JaseTheAce@reddit
Oh my, we’re in for a long northern winter of shitposting.
overthehillhat@reddit
don't they look just like the same ones
that stake out that same boat
every year?
worktogethernow@reddit (OP)
yeah... unless you want to charter me a boat for the season in the Caribbean?
GulfofMaineLobsters@reddit
I'll be sailing down that way next year, you wouldn't be a ≤ middle aged woman who can cook, has most of her teeth, a decent personality and at least a passing interest in sailing would you, because that would put you at the front of the line.
nylondragon64@reddit
Bastards. They couldn't find a motor boat to chill on could they. 😣
Rocinante777@reddit
I think 2 sea sea lions on deck is an acceptable local substitute in some places for the standard anchored day shape :-)
overthehillhat@reddit
Rail weight
Agent_Orange81@reddit
Hey I resemble that remark!
tokhar@reddit
I did not authorize this picture of me putting on the sail cover! Take it down immediately!
hellowiththepudding@reddit
Buddy, that’s you and the missus.
tokhar@reddit
Well, you know how old married couples end up looking the same…
HappySkullsplitter@reddit
This is how I feel at the water park on one of those floaties they use for the lazy river
thecountnotthesaint@reddit
One day, you're causing along the coastline, and then BOOM, you're nothing more than a hangout for walrus mating.
Mrkvitko@reddit
Hey, who took a photo of me sunbathing on my boat?
tokhar@reddit
I did not authorize this picture of me putting on the sail cover! Take it down immediately!