And dude let’s not forget, let’s NOT forget, that keeping US soldiers within… um… amphibious assault troops, for, um, ya know, domestic… within the Cambodia… that ain’t legal either, man.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
EMHemingway1899@reddit
If I were elected, I would have the bowling lanes replaced with an indoor shooting range
2wheelsThx@reddit
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
Calmer than you are
Pupikal@reddit
Watching the fucking nuclear football around??
Bulldog8018@reddit
There were no nuclear codes in that briefcase. It was just Nixon’s dirty undies.
Pupikal@reddit
THE WHITES (are at the top of the hierarchy)
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
Must not have been to determine the next round robin.
MarieTC@reddit
Nixon paved over the pool that JFK had installed with this bowling alley
SokkaHaikuBot@reddit
^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^MarieTC:
Nixon paved over
The pool that JFK had installed
With this bowling alley
^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
MasterPorkchop68@reddit
Mark it zeroed in, Dude…
KrabbyPatty2028@reddit
Mao the Chinaman is not the issue here!
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
Also dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, communist Asian please
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
Also dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, communist Asian please
Deadko_@reddit
Richard, this is not ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
TheKodachromeMethod@reddit
God that fits so well, I'm dying.
Mechanical_Monk@reddit
This has to be the best possible usage of this quote. Am I wrong?
Tasty_Newspaper7164@reddit
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole!
mjm8218@reddit
~~Richard~~ Dick, this is not ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
FTFY
PastAggressive6939@reddit
Yeah be he waddn’t over though. Mark it eight dude.
VengefulOhOne@reddit
Has the whole world gone crazy!?!?! Am I the only one who gives a **** about the rules?!?!
CliffGif@reddit
This not Cambodia!
Mark-E-Moon@reddit
And dude let’s not forget, let’s NOT forget, that keeping US soldiers within… um… amphibious assault troops, for, um, ya know, domestic… within the Cambodia… that ain’t legal either, man.
Tortuga_cycling@reddit
Holy shit. Solid double-reference, bro.
Mark-E-Moon@reddit
Thanks, dude!!
martiantrucker@reddit
What, are you the fucking UN now?
xxFrenchToastxx@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man!
NukeDaBurbs@reddit
230,516 sorties, bulk of the bombings dude.
mr_eugine_krabs@reddit
What would happen if Walter and Henry Kissinger met?
pmags3000@reddit
I got buddies who died face down in the muck!
patronizingperv@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Liddy.
sid_not_vicious@reddit
that wallpaper really pulls the room together
ItsAGunpsiracy@reddit
He's not a crook... so his toe slipped over the line a little bit...
FritoPendejo1@reddit
“Dirty” Dick Nixon.
Pure-Negotiation-900@reddit
Mark it zero Spiro.
BobGnarly_@reddit
Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules!
vleeslucht@reddit
Tricky Dick
FlupYaMotha@reddit
That creep can roll, man
t0advine@reddit
Creep is not the preferred nomenclature. Crook, please.
Sttocs@reddit
*CREEP
NoLightweight@reddit
Love your work, man.
HOUS2000IAN@reddit
That is perfect! 👍
Content_Distance5623@reddit
I got buddies that died face down in the muck so you could bowl over the line!
nmc9279@reddit
HUH??
OldJohnnyBlue@reddit
Mark it zero! 😄
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
Pardon me, dear?
dakemp@reddit
Yeah, but Nixon wadn't over.
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
He’s got a date next Wednesday, baby.
Pupikal@reddit
Psych-out stuff
tupperneep@reddit
They say Nixon dabbled in pacifism for a while. Not in Nam of course
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
He’s got emotional problems, man
Pupikal@reddit
He’s very fragile
Deanno_OG@reddit
Smokey is a ball buster!
LouDog187@reddit
Watergate, Dude.
Tank-Pilot74@reddit
So his toe slipped a little…
Buffalononsence@reddit
8 year olds, Dude
NuTrumpism@reddit
A human paraquat
Trooper_nsp209@reddit
The bowling alley is a storage now
hartmansgrad@reddit
Without batting an eyelid a man will refer to his Dick
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
Or his rod
gneumatic@reddit
Or his…
MrPeepers1986@reddit
Good one
Aware-Courage1208@reddit
You should've seen Maude's
imjustmos@reddit
Or his Johnson
cntUcDis@reddit
Johnson?
Feisty_Stomach_7213@reddit
Chonson
Butthole_Alamo@reddit
I drink you milkshake Richard, I drink it up!!
Miserable-Ad-8729@reddit
It was practice, not league. Plus Elvis had just pulled a piece on him.
MrPeepers1986@reddit
I'm sorry Richard, you were over line, that's a foul.
pablo36362@reddit
Geez I'm sure that this man crossed many lines and committed a very serious crimes
ExpensivePangolin712@reddit
Don’t worry… he pardoned himself
bababadohdoh@reddit
A habitual line stepper.
Prov44onkik@reddit
Deleted tapes, Dude.
davster99@reddit
Now we know what The Dude was listening to while lying on the carpet
mocheeze@reddit
Occupying various administrative buildings.
nick_valdo@reddit
How many times are we going to see this?
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
This aggression will not stand…
nick_valdo@reddit
I still like your style dude.
Hopeful-Flounder-203@reddit
Crook.
hornwalker@reddit
Hey so Dicky’s toe slipped over the line a little….
Speculawyer@reddit
He IS a crook.
mathird@reddit
He had a Checkers past
OkAlternative2713@reddit
I’m not a crook!!!
OregonTripleBeam@reddit
Richard, you are entering a world of pain.
grim_f@reddit
A WORLD. OF PAIN.
indigo7873@reddit
Haha that’s marvelous.
Immaculatehombre@reddit
League game nix…
chrisl934@reddit
That’s fantastic 😁
Forbin057@reddit
If the president does it, then it is not illegal
MattGdr@reddit
Funny - today’s Supreme Court seems to agree….
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
Only in regards to one person.
MattGdr@reddit
Touché.
DoctorCockedher@reddit
Fucking fascist!
Forbin057@reddit
They're not fascists, they're nihilists.
Forbin057@reddit
Lol. Nixon said it during the Watergate fallout
DoctorCockedher@reddit
I know. I’m just riffing off of the movie and calling him a fascist.
dyinaintmuchofalivin@reddit
Beat me to it.
MarvelousVanGlorious@reddit
“I am not a crook” my ass
Robby-Pants@reddit
And then Ford pardoned him for any offense he did, or may have committed.
Am I the only one who cares about the rules!?
Orion97531@reddit
Yes, regrettably, it’s true.
keanenottheband@reddit
Across this line, YOU DO NOT
how_is_this_relaxing@reddit
It was an official act. Total immunity!
ZestycloseChemist2@reddit
Sorry Richard that’s a foul.
DaniLabelle@reddit
He looks like a fucking loser!
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
At least he’s house broken
funkypunk69@reddit
well he definitely lost an office.
Bontkers@reddit
Me and Gerald… we gonna fuck you up mang !
_WillCAD_@reddit
Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules!? MARK IT ZERO, SPIRO!
3016137234@reddit
This picture was taken when Mr. Nixon was First Lady of the nation, yes, yes, not of California
Trevor_Two_Smokes@reddit
Oh yes wonderful woman! Excuse me, don’t touch that.
mikeonmaui@reddit
One toke …
No_End_7351@reddit
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
bartino84@reddit
Does he think this is Nam?
kinvore@reddit
Calmer than you, Dude.
dB_Manipulator@reddit
When you're famous, they let you get away with it.
OldRaj@reddit
Shove a gun in his face and watch what happens.
w00kie_d00kie@reddit
Fucking fascist!
LarYungmann@reddit
" I not a crook "
LordLizardWizard@reddit
Mark it zero, dude.
Jasper-helix@reddit
MARK IT ZERO!
AdLife7196@reddit
Each has been over the line in multiple ways
Vulgar-Ambassador@reddit
😂
Kentuckywindage01@reddit
That crook can roll, man
davesToyBox@reddit
Photographic evidence that he was a crook after all.
Air911@reddit
He's a Dick, man! Like you!
Velocitor1729@reddit
Some people have described his rolling stance as highly vaginal.
cntUcDis@reddit
Next frame, mark it zero.
k6aus@reddit
Fucking fascist!
ArtAccurate9552@reddit
“Yeah but I wadnt over”
Biscuits4u2@reddit
The line has since been moved behind the pins.
Pwnstix@reddit
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!
HenryGoodbar@reddit
I’m sorry Mr. President; you were over the line, that’s a foul.
aaalllouttabubblegum@reddit
Next frame.
imjustmos@reddit
Mark it fucking zero Tricky Dick
WatchHores@reddit
that wall paper, something about it...
funkypunk69@reddit
intense imaages
chinookhooker@reddit (OP)
It really ties the room together
The_Govnor@reddit
Mark it ZERO