Everyone on a military base or ship has to know how to shoot. Doesn't mean most are ever gonna have to. Bro was probably jumped by a bunch of moderate rebels while transporting a shipment of hot pockets for the IT division and fired blindly.
"We are here to shoot you today, however you should be informed that this was a democratic and rational decision based on an unbiased acessment of the facts. In fact us killing you and you only is a compromise, however as we are reasonable people we intend to Stick to it despite my personal belief that killing two people would be preferrable."
I mishandled the 9-line wherein someone got killed. I now have PTSD and a 100% rating from the VA and a paycheck for the rest of my life. He has a husbandless wife and fatherless kids.
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
I want to be murdered by someone who's never killed anyone else before.
DoggoDoesASad@reddit
I wanna murder someone who’s been killed by a lot of other people
TastyBerny@reddit
´I want it to be special for both of us.’
zombieGenm_0x68@reddit
meursault limbus company
NoviceFarmer01@reddit
Outis when I ask about the smoke war
No_Print77@reddit
I don’t get it
ColdOn3Cob@reddit (OP)
For posterity and others who may not get it:
he is a disabled veteran
she asks "body count" to mean how many sexual partners he's had, he thinks she's asking how many people he's killed and answers appropriately.
she responds, knowing he's had sex with more than that many people.
Experimental121@reddit
only 2?? 😒
Zestyclose_Zone_9253@reddit
I know a US marine, a man, who killed three guys in Afghanistan or wherever, I forgot.
Now he wears a skirt, calls himself a femboy and has an astolf bodypillow, we also bond over loving skylanders
Experimental121@reddit
true femboy unless the count is higher than 10 🥱😴
smokeymcdugen@reddit
Anon was a cook in the military...a bad one...
spiritofporn@reddit
So was Casey Ryback
Matt_2504@reddit
Believe it or not real soldiers don’t usually go around slaughtering hundreds of people like in a video game
ihatemalkoun@reddit
it was clearly written facetiously mr.top5%commenter captain obvious
Experimental121@reddit
then why even enlist 🙄🙄
SunderedValley@reddit
Everyone on a military base or ship has to know how to shoot. Doesn't mean most are ever gonna have to. Bro was probably jumped by a bunch of moderate rebels while transporting a shipment of hot pockets for the IT division and fired blindly.
The_Chungunist@reddit
Moderator rebels?
"We are here to shoot you today, however you should be informed that this was a democratic and rational decision based on an unbiased acessment of the facts. In fact us killing you and you only is a compromise, however as we are reasonable people we intend to Stick to it despite my personal belief that killing two people would be preferrable."
SunderedValley@reddit
Anon was in the motorpark the whole war.
(Nothing against the motorpark crew. Ain't getting ANYTHING done without based gigaspergs keeping the engines happy).
Tusami@reddit
my friend works on jets and I can confirm the ppl who work on America's military vehicles are incredibly autistic
ColdOn3Cob@reddit (OP)
Support MOSs win wars
justjohnsmiyh@reddit
If you were Comm and fuckin' up 9-lines I wouldn't say you were helping us win... You should have been hazed more.
ColdOn3Cob@reddit (OP)
where did you get that I was commo? I was a combat engineer
mischling2543@reddit
Doesn't mean we can't dunk on them
2tonegold@reddit
Anon sucks at lying
OPs-sex-slave@reddit
How tho? thats a pretty believable number if someone saw a couple skirmishes. not like they hyping themselves up to be a badass.
2tonegold@reddit
That the zoomette knows his whole backstory, it's just a made up story for a lame bodycount joke
OPs-sex-slave@reddit
ig people dont hookup with co-workers or ppl they actually know and interact with mb
2tonegold@reddit
Anons dont lol
kilqax@reddit
Of course he's disabled, he wouldn't be on 4chin if he weren't
Davidepett@reddit
I read vet as in veterinarian I was confused
An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit
ihatemalkoun@reddit
to protect my freedom in afghanistan and or iraq. gun monkey
ColdOn3Cob@reddit (OP)
I mishandled the 9-line wherein someone got killed. I now have PTSD and a 100% rating from the VA and a paycheck for the rest of my life. He has a husbandless wife and fatherless kids.
2210-2211@reddit
real and sad :(
Q_dawgg@reddit
Real
RadiantRoach@reddit
Welp time to make it 3, she knows too much
SudhaTheHill@reddit
Anon is just bad at math
username9909864@reddit
/r/whoosh
ConstanteConstipatie@reddit
Based?