y’all rocking w the edc setup?

Hey just because you want to remain a slave to your bowels doesn't mean I do. I'm a real man who defecates at precisely 5:55 am after drinking two cups of black coffee and smoking 5 unfiltered hand rolled cigarettes. I then tactically blockade my rectum with the largest military grade plug I can find as a reminder that I'm in control, not my sphincter. I proceeded with my day completing objectives and reminding inferior men how they'll never be as high level of an operator as I am. With my tactical plug in place I fear no chilli related embarrassment at work, or being forced to put myself into the strategically vulnerable position of using a public bathroom facility. Unlike the other guys at Home Depot I see walking into that death trap they call a men's room, I am a real man in full command of my own asshole. Upon arriving back at my home at 1900 I head to the bathroom where I swiftly extract the plug and commence to execute a high speed combat style fecal evacuation maneuver where my lower bowels completely empty within 5 seconds, like a god damned man should. Upon completion of said combat dump, I then wipe with an antifa flag and the plug is returned back to the manliest of repositories.