My friend drove an old stock Fiesta when we were in college. It was so small, it took up like half a parking spot. He was walking a girl back to our place from a party and they happened to pass it in the parking lot. Without knowing it was his, the chick started laughing and ragging on it relentlessly. He pretended it wasn't his and joined in making fun of it to save face.

She would have been singing a different tune if it was this bad boy.