Construct the buildings in your secret military base arranged to look like a QR code from enemy satelites, directing their computers to a dodgy crypto/live web cam site that disables their equipment.
Posted by JustCrazyIdeas@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 20 comments
Caseker@reddit
I don't think they interpret QR codes but something of a toxic set of pixels could be neat if that's remotely possible
Randomboi20292883@reddit
"Four fucking pixels."
Caseker@reddit
Yes yes, the evil pixels.
bigbangbilly@reddit
Like certain memes like Loss
SuperFLEB@reddit
"YOU LOST THE GAME"
ShnackWrap@reddit
Hey friend. Fuck you. Have a good day.
Darth__Voda@reddit
Damn you both
phatbrasil@reddit
The game, you lost it.
Caseker@reddit
That kind of idea yea
regal1989@reddit
Nah, turn it into an EICAR to brick their systems by tricking it into thinking it has a virus
https://www.revk.uk/2020/01/eicar-test-qr.html?m=1
Anubis17_76@reddit
You think a fucking satellite has built in qr code detection?
JustCrazyIdeas@reddit (OP)
Yes.
JayTheSuspectedFurry@reddit
Well the username matches at least…
SpeciousSophist@reddit
Ahhhh a genuinely crazy idea
ToastyWaffelz@reddit
I mean, you could do that, but with an IP grabber, so you can geolocate whoever was dumb enough to scan your base's top-down layout. Bonus points if your military base is obscured on civilian maps, and can only be seen by other military sattelites.
JustCrazyIdeas@reddit (OP)
Are you seriously trying to critique and riff off this as if it was a legitimate idea, or are just a cynical edge lord by nature?
ToastyWaffelz@reddit
Huh? What?
fighterpilotace1@reddit
OP comments crazy idea online in public discussion forum, gets mad when others expand on it.
ZorbaTHut@reddit
"Sir, you know our base, which is laid out in the form of a QR code and is scannable only by military satellites, most notably the US military satellites that we already assume are regularly scanning our entire country, have been for over a decade, and that they've publicly admitted using to scan our military bases?"
"Yes?"
"The URL has been hit."
"Excellent. Where did the connection come from?"
"The IP block for the US military."
". . . Well. Okay. In retrospect I'm not sure what else I was expecting."
shroomigator@reddit
Thats the most diabolical thing ive ever heard