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Posted by ngritamane@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 20 comments
Posted by ngritamane@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 20 comments
alltheblues@reddit
Begin the day with a new clarity
grahamcrackerninja@reddit
Wake and bake and weiner shake. You'll always have a good day.
ilikeitsharp@reddit
Void
ilikeitsharp@reddit
I vilol.
mrpeenut24@reddit
The trick is to stay up til the early light, jackin' it multiple times.
ilikeitsharp@reddit
And crusty socks.
mrpeenut24@reddit
I said experience, not experiences.
oG-Purple@reddit
Vyvanse moment
PepperJack386@reddit
If you do both you end up in the middle class
LectureAdditional971@reddit
This changed my life more than Joel Osteen laying hands up on me (my peenitz).
Truckyou666@reddit
Start jerkin at 11:59 and try to make it till 12:01! Best of both worlds.
ngritamane@reddit (OP)
A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts.
EarlBeforeSwine@reddit
ĀæPor que no los dos?
Glock_oholic@reddit
I donāt speak that but I assume it says why not both
ngritamane@reddit (OP)
I only speak American and Iām too š ±ļøetarded to type this into google translate
EarlBeforeSwine@reddit
Jack it in the morning, Jack it in the eveninā, Jack it at suppertime! When you jack it on a bagel, You can jack it anytime!
Rider4Die@reddit
Type shit
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
I'm over here stroking my dick... I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I. Horny as fuck man. I'm a freak man.
ngritamane@reddit (OP)
Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouf. Iām feelin romantical
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
This next part is gonna feel like someone parked a greyhound bus up yo ass.