r/southpaws would see that comment and actually get mad.
I get downvoted in there every time I insinuate that being left handed isn’t like a disability or really even a factor that comes up often much in my life. They do not get those jokes lol.
Fellow leftie here, it literally barely even comes to mind in most cases. Being left-handed is not that difficult. Maybe it's just my country specifically, I don't know. Never had any issues when visiting other places though.
What if I am pretty much all that but have a beard you can think of as halfway between Marx's and Vladimir Solovoyov's? I'm hot as fuck, and looking at myself in the mirror makes me think I might be a little gay, except for the days that I am the most hidious abomination to ever disgrace a reflection. I mean, I'd probably date me, but I'd prefer to date a cute girl if I ever met one I liked. Just never have met any yet that are A: single, B: attractive, C: continue to be attractive within five lines of dialogue. They seem to either want to have sex or be idiots, or both. Can't we just discuss literature or how the Jewish scriptures are an invaluable artifact delineating the evolution of conciousness and entropy of information over time (the christian and muslim and mormon additions are apocriphal fanfiction in my current estimation,) and how the universe is a grand and heartrendingly beautiful concerto of the ideal of entropy?
What's Jewish Fathers got to do with it? I adore Judiasm amd Daoism and Jainism amd Buddhism and Sikhism and attempt to regulate my life according to their common factors, but philosophically, not religeously. So it would firstly be a bit silly, irreverent, and ill-advised to try to date a person who holds these views religeously, and secondly, I would like to find someone who also deeply loves many religeons from the outside. If there is a god, which I strongly doubt, but find myself increasingly believeing due to the common central splendour of most of the nicer religeons, I want to meet then and worship them sans all the trappings every religeon has devoloped, and if there is a god, I hope they are the sort that will, Aslanlike, accept worshipers of Tash alike with worshipers of himself if they do good, and refuse worshipers of himself along with worshipers of Tash if theh do evil. So, for now, no religeous life partner prospects for me, though if a religeon pulls me all the way in, cool, and Judiasm is one of the few that have a chance of doing so. That is another reason I am not interested in dating for now, which is that my philosophical views are too mercurial for it to be fair to either me or to someone else to think about building a relationship with someone I might deeply disagree with about central tenets in the future.
FentTheGunDude@reddit
Are they sure?
Alastair4444@reddit
I meet every one of these requirements...and yep, also gay
pootis28@reddit
Why lefties?
Gossamare@reddit
Ever met a gay republican?
LocalGalilSimp@reddit
Actually I've met more gay Republicans than I've met gay Democrats. Met plenty of bisexual and trans democrats though.
Gossamare@reddit
Okay but, are they closeted or open? Cause Ive never seen an openly gay republican
LocalGalilSimp@reddit
Well, considering my aunts are married and look like stereotypical lesbians, and AJ is publicly dating a femboy, they're pretty open about it.
Too many people think the republican dem divide will do anything to or for them, the major problem is stacking the senate and otherwise.
kokokoko983@reddit
It implies gayness
ChristopherTalkin@reddit
Fellas is it gay to think unregulated capitalism is bad?
Fuckyfuckfuckass@reddit
Yes, because you want to instead unregulate the amount of femboys society has.
thr33beggars@reddit
Liberals in shambles
geofox777@reddit
r/southpaws would see that comment and actually get mad.
I get downvoted in there every time I insinuate that being left handed isn’t like a disability or really even a factor that comes up often much in my life. They do not get those jokes lol.
Fuckyfuckfuckass@reddit
Fellow leftie here, it literally barely even comes to mind in most cases. Being left-handed is not that difficult. Maybe it's just my country specifically, I don't know. Never had any issues when visiting other places though.
torino42@reddit
How tf am I gay just because I write with my left hand!?
gbuub@reddit
That’s pretty gay tbh
pootis28@reddit
Confirmation bias, I guess
MXTwitch@reddit
Fellas, is it gay to be born this way?
pootis28@reddit
Damn, I thought we're talking about left handed people.
Haunting_Training_59@reddit
liberals love sucking Cock publicly while conservative love sucking Cock behind Thier wifes
ErnestGoesToHeck@reddit
Conservatives love sucking cock, just as long as it's attached to a toddler
TheBigToast72@reddit
The soon to be attorney general of the united States approves this message
ErnestGoesToHeck@reddit
Matt Gaetz more like Matt Powerbottom
CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit
Gotta love how even progressives still want a white boy.
Also, doesn't grindr get overloaded every time there's a GOP convention?
Lefties are 🚬s for sure but conservatives are much bigger 🚬s and are just more in denial about it.
The_Rocki@reddit
Real and gay
TheDarkSoul616@reddit
What if I am pretty much all that but have a beard you can think of as halfway between Marx's and Vladimir Solovoyov's? I'm hot as fuck, and looking at myself in the mirror makes me think I might be a little gay, except for the days that I am the most hidious abomination to ever disgrace a reflection. I mean, I'd probably date me, but I'd prefer to date a cute girl if I ever met one I liked. Just never have met any yet that are A: single, B: attractive, C: continue to be attractive within five lines of dialogue. They seem to either want to have sex or be idiots, or both. Can't we just discuss literature or how the Jewish scriptures are an invaluable artifact delineating the evolution of conciousness and entropy of information over time (the christian and muslim and mormon additions are apocriphal fanfiction in my current estimation,) and how the universe is a grand and heartrendingly beautiful concerto of the ideal of entropy?
bruh_123456@reddit
holy fuck, try getting off the internet once in a while
TheDarkSoul616@reddit
Funny story, I have been off the internet for two years, but I have a guest right now so I am retreating onto the internet for the moment.
bruh_123456@reddit
Well shouldn't you rather tend to your guest then?
RandomStallings@reddit
I doubt most Jewish fathers would approve of you, so that certainly won't help.
TheDarkSoul616@reddit
What's Jewish Fathers got to do with it? I adore Judiasm amd Daoism and Jainism amd Buddhism and Sikhism and attempt to regulate my life according to their common factors, but philosophically, not religeously. So it would firstly be a bit silly, irreverent, and ill-advised to try to date a person who holds these views religeously, and secondly, I would like to find someone who also deeply loves many religeons from the outside. If there is a god, which I strongly doubt, but find myself increasingly believeing due to the common central splendour of most of the nicer religeons, I want to meet then and worship them sans all the trappings every religeon has devoloped, and if there is a god, I hope they are the sort that will, Aslanlike, accept worshipers of Tash alike with worshipers of himself if they do good, and refuse worshipers of himself along with worshipers of Tash if theh do evil. So, for now, no religeous life partner prospects for me, though if a religeon pulls me all the way in, cool, and Judiasm is one of the few that have a chance of doing so. That is another reason I am not interested in dating for now, which is that my philosophical views are too mercurial for it to be fair to either me or to someone else to think about building a relationship with someone I might deeply disagree with about central tenets in the future.
RandomStallings@reddit
Holy moly 😂
I was referencing the trope about Jewish families expecting their children to marry other Jewish people.
FrozenMongoose@reddit
As we all know, the manliest thing is to blindly follow other peoples definition of masculinity without any thoughts of your own.
Creepy_Priority_4398@reddit
And to nonstop think about gay men in scenarios where they are attracted to u
UselessPotSmoker@reddit
Ambidextrous Count? Also damn. Bald. Kms
45ghr@reddit
Who’s the guy in the pic?
CT0292@reddit
Be me:
Lefty Brown Brown eyes Fat
Shadarbiter@reddit
Ngmi :/
Delta-Chinx@reddit
What
Burning_Torch8176@reddit
not gonna make it
Practical_Wrangler@reddit
Aaaaand I'm ginger... Fuck...
_Fir3F0x_@reddit
yes
tauhou_@reddit
Yes I write with my left hand
Feyhem_01@reddit
Yeah, thats what left handed people do buddy
Fagosaur@reddit
this is false,
another victim of the Big Righty propaganda machine smh
aFuckinChair@reddit
Man who are
White
Blue eyes
Dragons.
A_Blue_Potion@reddit
Here be slut dragons.
Dawek401@reddit
totally me
Yeseylon@reddit
Some folks just want a magician who is dark
C_umputer@reddit
Man, how the f I missed every single category.
BuffaloBillsButthole@reddit
Ew
C_umputer@reddit
Oh sorry, not every category, I'm still white. The rest doesn't really matter, phew.
RandomStallings@reddit
Happy cake day, you massive disappointment.
SuspiciousPine@reddit
You're damn right I'm cute
Deathgripsugar@reddit
something something TOPPED
LocalGalilSimp@reddit
I'm white with blue eyes but I'm actually a very devout Christian.
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
Anon wants to fuck Link from Zelda
gaelorian@reddit
Somebody fat wrote that
MLG420Swag69@reddit
Confirmed twink. This is literally my boyfriend.
Teqden@reddit
Not religious saying God's gift?
ErnestGoesToHeck@reddit
Are you religious? I only ask since that was a really stupid response and it would make a lot of sense if you were
BlueMagmaDragon@reddit
"Heh... That'll show 'em 😼"
Boec_DonBaSSa_2006@reddit
Real and gay
No-Section-4385@reddit
An man also posted the post btw.
koscheiskowska@reddit
TheOccasionalBrowser@reddit
"twinks are cute" no shit Sherlock
jack_not_harkness@reddit
I think you are on the wrong website there buddy.
BuzzImaFan@reddit
9/10. I guess there's a first for everything.
Der_Krasse_Jim@reddit
Based and gay?
BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT@reddit
just gay
Yeseylon@reddit
And rainbowpilled
Yeseylon@reddit
Based and rainbowpilled
theattack_helicopter@reddit
No they just want UE
Bruz_the_milkman@reddit
Bro's asking for the sex eyes user
alpine-goblin@reddit
must be lefty but also white
can‘t be religious but is God‘s gift
Anon …
Without_Ambition@reddit
Identifying as being leftist and "childfree" are major red flags.
Shadarbiter@reddit
The answer should have been obvious, second anon
rancidfart86@reddit
Yes I do!