Hmmm
Posted by zaharaRaven@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 61 comments
Posted by zaharaRaven@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 61 comments
Sherbet22k@reddit
The Bobs do
Darktrooper007@reddit
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Borg Collectivism, Will, at least it's an ethos.
Roberto_Sacamano@reddit
Space nihilists... fuck me
randfunction@reddit
I mean it tracks. They’re the same universe https://i.imgur.com/QFA2Ewp.jpeg
BABarracus@reddit
Janeway talks about it alot when she doesn't want to do something
Mental-Street6665@reddit
This is funny because Picard was the only one who both violated the prime directive on a direct order and also defied direct orders to uphold the prime directive.
xXricky02ITAXx@reddit
The only thing i can think of after seeing those glasses is admiral kizaru from one piece
Limp_Departure8138@reddit
"So you won't be keeping to the code then?"
Disastrous-Dog85@reddit
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, Data.
an_unexamined_life@reddit
What's this prime directive shit? What's this non-interventionist bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Q.
thecruelestanimal@reddit
But you don’t fool me, man. You might fool the fucks in the Cardassian office, but you ain’t foolin Data. This Borg-league psyche-out stuff.
El_Cactus_Loco@reddit
Laughable, man
handsomeape95@reddit
Let me tell you something, petaQ. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a phaser out on the holodeck, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "bleep."
diacachimba@reddit
Ha!
GargamelLeNoir@reddit
We have to eat popcorn and watch this entire civilisation die a very preventable death! It's for their own good!
Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit
Say what you will about the Borg’s drive for perfection; at least it’s an ethos.
diacachimba@reddit
That was me, and six other guys.
1888okface@reddit
Waving the fucking phaser around?
diacachimba@reddit
Calmer than you are.
kdean70point3@reddit
For a moment, I wasn't sure if I was on the TNG sub or the Lebowski sub... Either way, this pleases me.
diacachimba@reddit
So redditally, you're pretty cool?
Velocitor1729@reddit
Is this your homework, Wesley?
diacachimba@reddit
No, I don't think he was about to crack.
ColorfulBoxOfCrayons@reddit
Say what you will about the tenets of Borg assimilation dude, at least it’s an ethos.
FootInMouth@reddit
Walter and The Dude at Tenagra
Callidonaut@reddit
That rug really tied the bridge together.
BigRigButters2@reddit
…and Wesley peed on it
DubbelFunktion@reddit
And I sure as fuck don't roll on Picard day!
voyagergreggo@reddit
Is this a... What star date is this?
mandy009@reddit
this is amazing
Vegskipxx@reddit
HAS THE WHOLE FEDERATION GONE CRAZY?!?!?!
Grand_Negus@reddit
Fighting in outer space is veeeery different than fighting in canopy jungle
El_Cactus_Loco@reddit
The Klingon in the black pyjamas…. Worthy fuckin adversary
mava417@reddit
Ensign Lebowski, has an interesting ring to it.
JusteJean@reddit
He wouldn't make it through academy. Crewman Lebowski. Thats if they get real desperate at starfleet.
But the ferengy... Damon Lebowski.
El_Cactus_Loco@reddit
He occupied various administration buildings, smoked a lot of felicium stick…
440Jack@reddit
You're the Captain Lebowski, I'm the Dude.
WonderWendyTheWeirdo@reddit
You broke it, what? 9 times? 9 times, dude.
Eklassen@reddit
You ever heard of a little Holodeck program called Dixon Hill?
ProfessionalCoat8512@reddit
The rest of that
Picard under his breath: When the plot point makes it necessary.
EngagedInConvexation@reddit
A confluence of two things I adore.
webmotionks@reddit
Yes
Mixedbings@reddit
He fixes the warp engine?
phil-davis@reddit
You tell me 'there are 5 lights' you're entering a world of pain. A WORLD, of pain.
thisbechris@reddit
Calmer than you are.
JakeDavies91@reddit
That holodeck program really tied the room together
wootio@reddit
DATA YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Fluffy-Argument@reddit
I dont need a tricorder, i need my fucking johnson!
broberds@reddit
What do you need that for, Number One?
JusteJean@reddit
On screen, picard broke it more often than sisko.
(No idea if true, just a feeling)
TheGreatGameDini@reddit
Riker seems a bit too happy here
Andxel@reddit
Wesley, you are entering a world of pain.
CantankerousOrder@reddit
With the shades he looked like Jean-Luc “The Rock” Picardson.
Hondo_Ohnaka66@reddit
Listen Picard could not give a fuck about the prime directive
GenieWithoutWax@reddit
Put the piece away man, they're calling the Admirals
CDRChakotay@reddit
"Mr. Worf, Fire at Will"
"But Captain, you have my Nine"
roodammy44@reddit
You’re not wrong captain, you’re just an asshole!
BeavStrong@reddit
Shut the fuck up Wesley, you’re out of your element.
Mr--Imp@reddit
That, uh, had not occurred to us, Captain.
boopbopnotarobot@reddit
Picard broke the prime directive several times
satori1013@reddit
Data, this is not Qo’noS. This is Starfleet. There are rules.